"Huh. What a dumb story." said Heero to himself. "Hey Heero, what're you reading?" asked Duo. "Nothing much. Just looking for stuff that we should throw out." replied Heero. "Oh. Wait! What's that?" Quatre inturupted. "Oh, nothing. Just some book...Cinderella." "No! Heero, please, don't throw that one out..." "Why? We don't read this gunk anymore." "Well, ok." said Quatre sadly. The next day, Heero woke up to a weird crash. The sound led him to the kitchen, and there he and saw an old .... woman .... with a poofy violet dress, large pink wings, gray umbrella-shaped hair, small eyes, and a long nose. Heero blinked,"Who are YOU? You're not an OZ soldier, right?" "I am your Fairy Godmother, Heero!" answered the old lady. "A fairy WHAT???" "A fairy Godmother," eplained the woman,"Like the fairy godmother in 'Cinderella'! I watch over you and protect you, and----" "You look familier." "Of course I do! I was with you since you were born! Such a cute little butt----" "Can you go away now?" "NO!" shouted the fairy godmother,"I'm here to teach you a lesson!" "You have five minutes." "Why did you throw away that Cinderella story?" asked the fairy godmother. "I thought we didn't need that stupid story anymore..." replied Heero coldly. "You will change your mind once you get your punishment." "Since you have done this bad deed, I will send you into the world of Cinderella. You will live with your mean sisters and evil mother.... and this time NO prince or princess will come to save YOU from your misery. And last but not least, you will stay there for... a week." "Oh no! Please don't do---" Heero's eyes opened to see he was in a wooden, run-down home. He could hear mean voices coming from the room next to him. "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CINDERYUY?!!!" all the voices said at once. "Oh no!!! I'm really here!" Heero thought. He rushed up from the bed and said, "Um, here I am! Hehe... yeah..." His voice seemed more feminine than it used to be. "Oh no! Now I'm a GIRL?!!!!" he thought. Quickly, two "women" wearing ruffly dresses ran into the room. One had long blonde hair and wore a birdmask to cover "her" face, and the other had black hair, slanted black eyes, and golden-beige skin. "Cinderyuy! You are an unjustifiable lazy bum! I do not deserve to have such servents!" shouted the black-haired lady, who had a weird resemblance to Heero's fellow pilot Wufei Chang. "Shut up Wufei, he's not your slave for the day, he's MINE!" "Shut up Zechs, you bimbo! You are an embaressment to the female race!" "You shut up!" shouted Zechs. "No! You shut up!" retorted Wufei. "You both shut up! He's MY servent for the day!!!" Foe a while the room was quiet, as a "lady" with a long red gown entered. "She" had ginger hair, forked eyebrows, and heavy-lidded dark blue eyes. The silence was so long it got on Zech's nevers, so "she" finally said, "Wait! I have a better idea! Why don't we all have him as our servent today?" "YEAH!" said all of them at the same time. "Cinderyuy! Pay our bills!" "Cinderyuy! Clean my room!" "Cinderyuy! Find something that rhymes with 'orange'!" At night, after a busy day of impossible work, Heero was thinking in his bed. "How will I get out of here? Do I have to say sorry to my fairy god- mother? Wait, I know how the story goes... But there will be no prince or princess there to save me from this. And if I remember right, tomo- rrow is the ball... or isn't it?" The next day there was a loud voice to be heard. "Attention! Attention! Tomorrow is the ball! Tomorrow is the ball!" Heero turned around immidietly,"Tomorrow? The ball? I thought there was no prince or princess!" he thought. Heero's thoughts were suddenly shattered when his two sisters broke in saying,"OH!!! A BALL!!! Mother, lets buy our dress NOW!!!!" "Of course we'll buy it now! Let's go!!!" said the mother. "Oh thank you mother! I want mine lined in silver, and gold and---" "Wait my turn first! Mine will be with rubies, diamonds, emeralds..." "I wasn't even done yet!" "Mine will be lined with silver, gold, and of course, made of the finest satin!" "Mother! You're not marrying!" shouted Wufei, disbelievingly. "Why not?" Treize shrugged,"A girl can get lonley. Besides, I'm still drop-dead gorgeous." "Um, can I choose my dress too?" The sisters both laughed loud and meanly, at Heero's remark,"YOU want to go?" "Oh sure she can come! She can be dressed in her rags!" Then, they sped off. At home the sisters waited eagerly for their dresses. "Oh, I will be SO beautiful! The prince would look at me, and then beg me to marry him!" said Zechs happily. "No! I will be the prettiest... he will look at ME and marry me!" said Wufei proudly. "Excuse me?! I am the prettiest! You are so ugly, the prince would not even stand to LOOK at you!" said Zechs. "How dare you say that you foolish girl?! I am beautiful in every single angle of myself!" said Wufei studying himself in the mirror. "Be quiet you two! You are only speaking nonsense! I am the most beautiful in every single way!" said Treize brushing his hair. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "OUR DRESSES!!!!!" said Treize, Wufei, and Zechs at the same time. In came the magestic looking dresses. "Oh Cinderyuy!!! Bring me my necklace! Bring me my purse! Fix my hair! Give me a bracelet!" said Wufei angrily. "Give me some blush, give me some lipstick, and give me my shoes!" said Zechs running in and out of the room,"LOTS of shoes!!!!" Wufei snorted,"Shoes? Like, get REAL! My hair needs to be washed and someone has to cut my toenails! I'm wearing strappy shoes tonight!" "CINDERYUY! Move your butt here and help me!" shouted Zechs. "Me first!" "Oh! I'm coming I'm coming!!!!!" replied Heero angrily. "Don't you dare get angry at us! Or we'll give you even more work!" said Wufei. Zechs nodded,"It's so hard to get good help nowadays...." "Fetch my wig and my purfume Cinderyuy! Quick!!!" shouted Treize,"I have to look nice and smell PRETTY!" "OK, I have stayed here five days... two one more days until I'm out of the miserable place!" thought Heero happily. "This is the night of the ball... I'm prepared!" said Zechs skipping around happily. "Oh by the way, Cinderyuy, wash the dishes, feed the pigs, make our beds, clean the bathtub, sweep the floors, dust the vases... and get dinner ready when we come back." said Treize. Heero snorted,"Sure, MOTHER." As Treize pranced off with Zechs and Wufei at her side, she spun around again and added,"And of course be sure to wake up at 4:00 A.M. tomorrow to feed the pigs again." "Yeah, sure, everything will be done," said Heero smiling. After he did everything, he finally laid down in his bed,"The only 'pigs' here are Zechs, Wufei and Treize. But my ordeal will soon be over, my ordeal will soon be over!" thought Heero happily. At the ball, the prince was a pig and fell in love with Zechs, and his father, the pig king, dumped his queen and married Treize. Wufei married the prince's sister, who turned out to be a warewolf in sheep's clothing (literally) and she turned Wufei into a warewolf. Zechs, Treize, and the pig family all lived sappily ever after for about a day, then they decided to see other people. After a lengthy divorce, Treize and Zechs were really rich, and the pig family was angry that they had lost a lot of money. So they hired Wufei the Warewolf to eat Zechs and Treize, which he happily did. Wufei then became the pig family's pet dog. Heero waited the whole day for them, until he decided to fall asleep. "Uh, Heero? Are you awake yet?" "Huh, Wufei?" asked Heero. "OH!!! I'M BACK! YOUR NOT IN GIRL FORM ANYMORE!!!!" shouted Heero, hugging Wufei,"And you're not my sister anymore!" Wufei blinked,"In girl form? Heero, are you ok?" "Oh, uh, yeah. Heh, well what happend?" "Um, you went to sleep, and you didn't wake up until now..." Heero thought," That was all a dream? Or was it real?" Heero looked down, he saw a peice of gold, and a small peice of satin. "Word." said Heero. THE END Bad story... huh? I admit I'm really bad at writing fanfics so... please don't send me hatemail if you hate it...ok? BYE! -Lola |
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