February 5th, 2003 Boy-Howdy, its been a tough couple of weeks. Went to Troy State Univerity in the state of Bammers last Thursday-Saturday. Auditions were great. I made 10th chair out of 11th. If you know anything about music then you probably know its best not to play quarter notes as eigth notes. That didn't stop me though. I was seated next to a gay Alabama boy for the weekend. It was diffrent hearing expressions like, "My goodness!" There were two bands ,Crimson and Silver, in which I was the only person from AHS to be in Crimson. Crimson played:
March of the Belgian Parachuters-P. Leemans
As Summer Was Just Beginning-Larry Daehn (Dedicated to the crew of Columbia)
Semper Fidelis-John Philip Sousa/arr.Bourgeois
Galop-Offenbach/arr. Bourgeois
Elsa's Procession to the Catherdral-Wagner/arr. Bourgeois
If you read that list you might have noticed Bougeois appeared often. That's because Crimson's director was Col. John Roy Bourgeois. He was a pretty cool guy. He conducted the President's Own from Eisenhower to Clinton. That was pretty much all from SEUS. Condolences to the family of the shuttle crew. It seems to be a word written too much on this site. Anyway that's pretty much it. By the way Mike's World has returned

January 18th, 2003
All-County Band was today. Steven came and watched. Good fun! We had practice Thursday 6-8:30, Friday 8-11:30, Friday 1-4:30, and Saturday 11-12:30. We played:
The Star Spangled Banner (A Love Song to Our Country)
Riders For The Flag (Sousa March)
Second Dawning (About the Fall of the Berlin Wall)
Sorcery Suite, Opus 122 (Inspired by the Harry Potter books)
New World Variations (Probably my favorite)
They were all really neat songs....even though I had all 3rd parts. That's pretty much been my week. Condolences to the family of Kyle Kennedy (who anyone reading this doesn't know.) He was one of my friends in Pennsylvania. He died in a car wreck the Sunday before we got back in school. There were also two other guys in the car I knew. Louis Stephens (funniest friend in P.A.) and Evan Brady (who was my nemesis in P.A. but I don't hold grudges. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I got my license so donate all your money to the "Give Roy Money So He Won't Have to Work For a Car Foundation"

January 2nd, 2003
Happy New Year! O.K. time to catch up. Let's see. Christmas was alright. Got socks, LOTR DVD, and lots of money. Its been pretty fun. I made the SEUS that I was talking about. I'm still living at my grandparents house. New Year's was fun. I spent the eve at a lock in with Jon (Parish) and Steven. Steven used all the pictures on his camera taking pictures of Dana. Needless to say it got weird. I also saved some people's lives. There was this thing (hard to explain, I think it was a wooden movie set kinda deal.) and it was going to fall on people. I saw this and did my fat shuffle (fat guy run) over to the set and saved them. The lock in was pretty fun. I spent the next day sleeping. 9am-2pm 3pm-8pm. I've seen Two Towers. Michael will agree that it is a great film. I saw it twice with Steven and once with my dad. When I saw it with my dad he was to my right and the fattest man on Earth was sitting to my left. Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with fat people. I'm one myself. But it's pretty gross when they start invading your seat. The whole movie I was sitting in 2/3rds of my seat. Of course this had to happen during one of the longest movies I've seen. That's pretty much been it.

December 4th, 2002(From Grandparents house)
What a couple few days. I'll start from Monday. Monday started out o.k. Then I realized that I had to play at the Christmas Tree Lighting. Yea! School was alright until Steven brutal attacked me. Went to the lighting. Afterwords I was pretty tired. I went to bed at about 9:00pm. It was about 10:00pm when the fire alarm woke me up. I jumped up while hearing my mom screaming, "Roy, fire!" Oh shiz was about my reaction. I was looking for some pants but none were to be found. That's how pants are, never around when you really need them. I saw my robe and put it on figuring it was a false alarm. There was smoke everywhere. The source was the midget house. (brief explanation) The is a storage closet under my steps. It had a small door hence forth midget house. We figured that it was the water heater. We opened it up and all I could see was fire....big fire. I was trying to cut the power to the heater from the circut breaker thing. I couldn't find the right switch. Panicky, I took note of the smoke coming from the circut breaker. That's about the time a suggested to my mom that she call 911. She did so and we got out of the house. Moments later the fire chief (and neighboor) came driving down the street. He jumped out and started saying all of this fireman talk into his radio. Soon after I had upwards of 7 fire trucks lined up along the street. After a while they went in. They had to vent the smoke so they could see. They used a pole device to break the front windows (including my bedroom). During the night I could have sworn I heard "We can't open the door, get the ax." I later learned they didn't chop any doors down. I also figured my PS2 (in the middle of my floor) was stepped on and destroyed. However, my trumpet was stepped on. After the house was secure they brought me two pairs of pants, the top to my band uniform, my bands medals, and my broken trumpet. The next morning I ended up going to sleep at about 2:00am. I woke up for school at 4:00am to go to school and tried to go about things normally. Much easier thought than done with 2 and a half hours of sleep. Some people brought it to my attention that I looked funny wearing all light colored clothes. The felt like real a-holes when I told them about the house. Besides all that its pretty much been buisness as usual.

November 27, 2002(Turkey Eve)
So here it is. The update everyone's been crying about. O.K. here it goes. The report card came back. All A's....except for that one B. But I still got four A's. Was the B in math? You decide. Anyway, made 6th chair All-County Band. But what does Roy have to do when he gets home from All-County try-outs? Practice for South-Eastern U.S. Band (SEUS.) Hmm...what to talk about. Ah, yes. Today after making a tape for SEUS I was abandoned at school. I tried calling home but the phone was busy. Of course it didn't take Miss Cleo to see that one coming. So there at A.H.S began the "Quest For Home." (que crazy fanfare) I figure why not try calling again. I was greeted at the office with a sign informing me school was out until Monday. Well that's fine I'll just walk up to Steven's house (a mile or two away with backpack and trumpet.) Roy found no Steven. Wonder where he was?(inside joke.) Alright, that's cool I'll just keep walking. Got to a closed gas station. Eurika, a payphone! I reached in my pocket and pulled out a $10 bill and a quarter. Yeah, a payphone call costs 35 cents, and it wouldn't except my $10 bill. On I go. Then I come across the Happy Store (near S.M.S.) I get change for the phone, call up my mom. Guess what I heard kids? If you don't know then you do not know me well. On I go until I reach Summerwood. "This look familiar",I say to myself. I turn and start walking in Summerwood (thinking Kyle lived there.) He doesn't. But a none other then Reggie Wilkerson saw me (thanks to my handy green fleece-pullover thingy.) I used his phone only to hear the soothing pulse of the busy signal. On I walk out of Summerwood. I kept on walking. Stephanie and James' house were to be next. But, 1/2 a mile away from Highway 79 Ms.DeBell saw me and brought me home. And there ends the quest.

November 4th, 2002
I'm back. I haven't had much free time lately because I've had band 5 days a week for a month. FBA was Saturday and Arnold made staright two's. But that's done with now so I can resume my life. I got my PLAN test today. It says basically that I would be great at a bunch of careers that I don't want to do. It also says I'm stronger in Algebra as opposed to Geometry contary to my grades and the FCAT. Well I'll be going now.

October 9th, 2002
Whoopidy-do! Exams! Yeah, that's right, that's all I've got to say.

September 25th, 2002
Crapping-crap! We've got storm warnings out the ying-yang and out the yahoo. Tornado Warning & Watch. Tropical Storm Warning. I went to the beach. Big arse waves. Besides the weather its been same old, same old. Got my progress report for Geometry. 100 for Roy. A higher math grade then I can count to. Then again, I could say the same if I got anything over a ten. Yeah.....How 'bout those killer bees at school? I've killed two already. The 1st was when I man slapped Eric on the chest. The other was when I stunned one at the lunch table. I submited a CN poster. Click here to check it out.

September 21st, 2002
Boy-howdy, it has been a while! First off, what's the deal with Life Managment? The genius teacher asks questions on the test that could be anwswered diffrent ways. The trick is to use psychic powers and guess the answer she wants. Usually its the one that makes the least sense if you have and education superior to that of a graduate of the 2nd grade. Sadly the teacher is the only one in the class who could be matched with a 2nd grader in the arena of intelligence. Let me tell ya' it would be a close fight. Here's a good example. Out of a possible 32 points Roy has 6 taken off. In Hernandez math this gives me 22/32. (Steven, she took off 10 points instead of 6.) Enough about her let's talk about me. Did I mention I'm 16 as of September 17th? I'm still waiting for 16 birthday spankings from Eric. Sigh......maybe someday. The big question seems to be: How does it feel to be 16? The answer: just the same. That's all that comes to mind. Take the new poll. Not, that it matters though. Steven's just gonna keep clicking again.

September 8th, 2002
Happy Grandparents Day! Yeah, that's right, Grandparents Day. I'll be visiting mine today. If yours are still alive give them a call on the old telephone. On to something else. Go to Touch Graph.com. It's pretty cool. It takes a couple of minutes to figure out though. Basically, type in the web address and you get this web graphic deally through Google. That's all for now.

September 7th, 2002
Alright, here's a lot of stuff. Life Managment sucks now. I'm talking like F5 tornado sucking. The teacher is nuts. She gives us tests from the 1st edition of the book. We read the 2nd edition of the book. We are expected to fill in the blank, but most of the definitions are diffrent. How the hell am I supposed to do that? It seems as if nobody else in the class realizes the stupidity of it except for Bradley and myself. Then there was the football game last night. It took 2 hours to get to Chattahoochie. On the upside I got to listen to Tommy's ipod. Those things are great. We get there and some old man checked out Stephanie's butt and said to Cody, "Take a look at that a**." Classic! Everyone heard it but her. The guard instructor got a bag of pruple M&M's, which is supposed to produce a prize of 100 million yen ($750,000.) The game started and by half way through the first quarter lightning and thunder herded the bando's into the bus. It was hot rainy and everyone was really sweaty. To top that off some of the girls started to take their clothes off. Needless to say, the adults weren't crazy about this and the girls clothes were right back on. On the way back Chris told Morgan and myself about how one of Shipwreck's employees spread a rumor that the lazy river was closed one day because there was a dead horse in it. Then it was a dead deer, then a human body part. People actually believed this. It turned out that the chlorine level was to high. When we got back I was the last one to leave. Poor Mr. Nichols really wanted a BigMac. That's been pretty much the last couple of days.

August 31st, 2002
Ok, so yesterday was the day where all the anchor people go dress the "wannabes" crazy like. Let's just say that Brian had boobies. No more Mr. Todd in Life Managment. Too bad, the work was easy and we got to watch Jenny Jones. I'm taking the time to tell you that you should visit Apple's site and see Ellen Feiss' movie. Good stuff. That's pretty much it.

August 27th, 2002
Is it me, or is Anchor Club really dumb? As Kyle has brought up, hazing is being openly practiced at school. This is against school board policy. Because of this I request all attractive females wear clothes ho-like in nature. I'm thinking of a scam to make lots of money. It just might work to. Best case scenario: I make thousands of dollars without actually doing any work. Worst case scenario: It falls through like all my other schemes. Back to the hazing! If you are going to tell an "Anchor Wannabe" to do something, make it something good. I can only listen to so many gay proposals. Speaking of, Congrats to Brian and Joe, the new couple. While Brian proposed he suggested that maybe afterwords he and Joe could do the dirty monkey dance. I'll leave on that note.

August 26th, 2002
Crap, its been 10 days. It hasn't been exactly captivating. I'm getting A's in three of my classes. This means I could fail one class and still manage a B average. That's why I love America. Today I won $5 off an oil change for Doin' the Dew. Yeah, the Dodge Viper is nearly mine. I figure the prizes keep getting more expensive so eventually I'll have to win. In other news: In the last 10 tens a handful of girls have looked at Steven obviously meaning they all want him. I war watching the news (Caution Steven stop reading, the following has words with more then 2 letters) I saw about how the majority of Congress doesn't agree with El Presidente's effort to declare war on Iraq, but they would still vote for war to show unity. Basically this means that the majority of the country isn't getting what they want, which is how democracy works. I've moved some stuff on the site so more content is on the main page. I've removed the chat because so many people were using it. I've removed the weather because I was about to drown in Michael's river of tears. Speaking of Michael he was defeated this week by Steven in Unreal Tournament. Someday I'll have Steven's 2 Do list compiled. And some day I'll win the Dodge Viper. More to come, hopefully sooner then lately.

August 16th, 2002
Roy has been slacking off on the whole site thing so here's the last couple of days present to past. Today we reached our 61st person in band. Probably aced a vocab test in Geometry. Then it was off to Biology where the secrets of water dehyration were revealed. Did some worksheets in Life Managment. Yesterday I started the day off just like any other, smellimg Nikita's feet. Ok, maybe not just like any other day. Anyway The rest of the day was uneventful until after school band practice where I got to yell at freshmen. We played loud enough so that Bradley could actually hear the band. Anyway, that was pretty much it.

August 11th, 2002
School has finally resumed. My classes are as follows:
Band/Mr.Nichols
Geometry/Ms.Daniels
Biology/Mr.Sylvester
Life Managment/Mr.Todd
All my 3 teachers and one laxative (explain later) all seem great. Of course, I've known Mr.Nichols from Surfside. Band is going great and we seem to have an ever increasing number of people. I had Ms.Daniels last year. I'm glad I got her again. She's the best math teacher I've ever had. I seem to learn best in her class. Then there's Mr.Sylvester. He's the laxative I spoke of. Apparently he had some kind of special training through which he has obtained this title. He is one of two science laxatives in the state of Florida. From what I understand I'll be enjoying his class greatly. Lastly, there is Mr.Todd. He used to run a surf shop and he and my dad were friends. That's pretty much it. Maybe I'll get some pictures up later on this month.

August 4th, 2002
School is getting ever closer. I better start my summer reading. I went to my dad's today and saw Signs. It was f'ing awesome. I think is was the best movie I saw this year followed closely by Minority Report. If you do one thing ever again you need to see Signs.

August 3rd, 2002
After band practice yesterday the Jon came and got me and I slept over Dylan's. He, David, and myself went jump off dirt mounding. This was real good fun with the exception of having to wear 2 towels for a number of hours. Today we went "Mexican Snowboarding" using a yield sign. It was fun but exhausting. After that Jon picked us up and we went around taking part in various shananigans. I did the dippidy-do to one guy and he grabbed my arm. It was scary as hell. Afterwords, we missed a boobie viewing opputunity, scared some posers stalked some people, and got attacked by some toppless man. We stopped to do the dippidy-do to one guy and it was the guy who grabbed me. He gave me the scariest look I've ever seen. I nearly crapped my pants. That was pretty much it for today.

August 1st, 2002
Roy's a been having some fun. Monday I went with Parish and Dylan and drove around. We had some good clean fun. Well, at least good fun. I talked a family out of jumping 15 stories down. We talked to a guy with a well digger on the back of his truck. Then we concluded it by knocking over a BBQ grill. Dylan said to the witness: "You didn't see nothing boy." I spent the night over Dylan's where we defeated Taipan 3000. The next day I went over to Brandon's where Brandon, Michael, Parish, Brandon, and myself rode around to make our "You Gotta Dollar?" shirts. I will make one for you for the price of a dollar if you provide a t-shirt. Wednesday I had band rehersal where I was informed I was Mr.Nichols' hero. Reheral went well and we seem to be accumulating an ever larger band. I'm pretty sure we're over 50 now. Today my grandad picked me up and we went to Destin where I got new shoes and a hat.

July 28th, 2002
What a last couple of days. Friday I went to sleep at 4am and woke at 6am. The rest of the day was spent teaching the freshmen the ways of the marching band and various other rehersals between 7:30am to 8:00pm. Everything seems to be going smoothly. After that I went to the lock-in at Eastgate. Bradley, Jon, Kyle, and Michael were there among many others. Funny story: I was trying to look for the entrances and I hear some girl say "I think he's staring at me." Needless to say the he was myself. I did find the door and where the various funs commenced. I slept about an hour there meaning that within 48 hours I got 3 hours of sleep. I got home Saturday and slept until 11am when I was awaken. I was accused of breaking a sprinkler with the lawn mower and had to fix it. Afterwords, sleep deprived and angry I punched an indentation into the wall, fell asleep in the shower for an hour the made into the bed in time to sleep until 8pm. That brings us to today. Nothing has happpened. I changed the poll so go forth and mess it up just like Mr.Anonymous always does.

July 22nd, 2002
Nothing much has been happening. Check out the new quotes section.

July 20th, 2002
Went to Dylan's with Michael yesterday. Had many an adventure. That night we walked to the Christian Retreat to talk to Benton. He didn't want my business at his establishment. Walked down to the B.P. near Mike's Diner. That is Brannon territory. Saw Brannon and his best friend Mallory from Memphis. The rest of the night was spent walking or harrassing Chris the guy who works at the B.P. Got back to Dylan's at about 12:30. The next morning Parish picked us up. We went to his house where I met the first parent to not like me. Frankly, his mom scared the crap out of me. She informed me that chairs break and then asked Dylan to take off his sunglasses (probably to look for blood shot eyes.) Afterwords I went home, ate, and fell asleep. Today I setup a new picture viewing system for the site. Check it out in the picture section. Be careful you've gotta wait for the entire page to load or it acts weird. Besides that, I've got a band rehersal Monday. This'll be interesting.

July 17th, 2002
Update: Mr. Nichols is the new director.

July 17th, 2002
Nothing much has been happening lately.
The following is an unpovable accusation:
Good job Brandon you put two and two together and figured out that using anonymizer you can vote as many times as you want on the poll.
End of accusation.
Went to a two hour meeting last night pertaining to who will be the new band director at school. It was pretty much 30 minutes of Ms.Salares talking about how we were almost an "A" school. The other hour and half was people chanting "Pro Nichols" or "Anti-Nichols." I for one think he's getting the job. He was the only applicant with a masters degree. That means only he can get the school extra money through the dual enrollment program. At the moment I'm a moderator at The Confused Nation Forums fighting the good fight against the gayth graders, led by their terrorist leader Brent Barnhart. Besides that its been pretty much just sleeping. I'll post again about who the new director is.

July 12th, 2002
The "Summer Starting to Get Boring Syndrome" is setting in. Today I went with Brandon into town to get computer speakers and to see Men In Black II. But, half the adventure is getting there. An 18-Wheeler affectivly blocked the town-going lane of the Hathaway Bridge. Traffic nearly stood still for a complete hour. We got out of the car in the middle of the road to get soda at Chik-Fil-A Parish saw us. He and Brandon commensed with their gay humpin' on the side of the road. We eventually got into town and saw the movie. Came across Thomas Armistead M.P. in the Regency 11. Men in Black II was alright. For the past couple days most activity has been centered around the "war" in Kyle's Forum. Although it may seem as if the "war" is between Natalie and myself, it is actually in Kyle's mind. The conflict is how to I kill myself or Roy and Natalie due to the events of the forum. Good luck Kyle. Send Roy e-mail. Sign my guestbook. It's the only way I actually know that people are seeing this site. Yes, I know, kinda sad. Oh well.

July 10th, 2002
Nothing much happening. I changed the site so it should move more smoothly. Out with frames and in with tables. Two days ago Benton, Parish, and Michael came and got me. I finally got to see Benton's house. We then went to Michael's house for a couple of hours. His mom was freaking me out for a couple of minutes. Michael said something, and she was all "Roy don't talk back to me. I know its you cause my son would never talk back to me." Yeah well, Parish dropped me off after we picked up Jamie and James. I accidently stole Parish's sun glasses. Yesterday I started reading A Seperate Peace. I think its a piece of crap. This has sparked a new poll. Is A Seperate Peace a piece of crap?

July 3rd, 2002
I'm at Michael's house. Last night Benton and I stayed the night. Updated the site. If you click on the picture of the radar you can get a bigger picture. Don't have the majority of the site up yet so click around and you'll probably get a dead link. The kind individual who was Fing with my poll was none other then Brandon. It turns out that the default on html gear is to save the password. That's a first. Regardless, I got a new account so the poll should no longer be tampered with. Michael's house was fun until I stepped in dog crap. It seems that dog finds a way to upset everytime I come over.

June 28th, 2002
Special thanks to the kind individual that has been tampering with my poll. Not quite sure how your were doing it, but I've changed my passwords. It flatters me that someone is so obsessed with me that they would take the time and energy just to alter my site. If you want to let the world know that you fantasize about me being gay, try putting it in the insult section where I have made simple to put down your name along with your profession of love. Yet again thanks for the flattery and scary obsession. So just keep dreaming your dreams (sadly most likely of me in a nude state!) For everyone else the poll numbers have quite obvioulsy been tampered with. Hmmm... can't imagine by who.

June 25th, 2002
Condolences to Brandon and his family. His grandpa Ralph passed away. The service was yesterday. On another note here is a list of my issues from a anonymous self-proclaimed NON-member of the demon clan.
1.)Highly judgmental.
2.)I tend to isolate myself, saving a few of my friends I've known for quite awhile.
3.)It seems I'm not very open to new people.
4.)I manage to hurt feelings I probably never know about, and definitely don't care about in the first place.
Analysis correct? Yes, no, maybe so? You tell me on the poll

June 21st, 2002
Finally, I got to sleep for more the 3 hours. Yesterday after John dropped me, I slept from 1pm-10pm. Then 2am-12pm. Sleep good! Roy like sleep. I put the Insult Roy thing-a-ma-jig up. Nows the chance to show everyone how witty you are by completing the mission of degrading me in some way. I think the poll is messed up because it had 117 results last time I checked. Its only been up for a couple of days. I'll be waking up early tommorow, band car wash at 11am. Ohh-boy.

June 20th, 2002 (again)
Brandon jumped out John P's trunk again. This time it was after we pulled up next to a Baptist Church Bus. Lots of confused and terrified faces. We're about to go record similiar antics. Maybe if I can switch em' over to a digital format and post them.

June 20th, 2002
The time is 3:28am. I'm over Michael's house. His dog just took a fat crap in his room. John found this hysterical until the great aroma reached him. It burned the nostrils. Earlier Michael went into a Yahoo Pyschic Voice Chat. Some person told him that his name was Michael and there were 5 people in the house. Michael's name is Michael and there are 5 people in the house. Wow. Brandon and Michae lare feuding. The reoccuring phrase seems to be suck a d***. More crap is on the site, woooo! Band car wash is at Applebees' near Wal-Mart on Saturday from 11am-3pm. Donations are accepted. I can hear conversation emerging in the backround about the dog's crap. More to come!

June 19th, 2002
It's 2:30am. I'm at Brandon's house. Michael's over. They are making porn with Star Wars action figures. Now that's F'd up. The previous look to the site bored me. I going for something more "Old School." I've got some more crap up. There is a chatroom. I just had to download some porn soundtracks to make their Star Wars porn even more real. I've got more "entries." It's all a matter of getting the files off the computer in my room to my internet. Hmm..... I'll figure something out. As of now nobody has replied about the economical development of Afghanistan on Kyle's Forum. Darn, I was really wondering wha teveryone else was thinking about that. Michael just said something about getting his ass beat. I just heard the word penis. I jus read what I've written so far. Its amazing how much I write like someone in the 2nd grade at 2:30. Anywho more to come.