Pardon me, but - Why are you here?
This webspace, depricated and threadbare, has unfortunately fallen into misuse disuse, as technologies have upgraded and the skills of the technomancer have evolved.

If you are looking for something specific that was here in the past, it may be found among the dusty tomes of code below - but be aware that as these pages are no longer updated and geocities has instituted a mandatory advertising program, some of them may be booby-trapped by inexplicable errors and missing images. The proprieters wish you luck, and flashlights are provided at the front desk.

"Lost amid a universe of stars, lights twinkling musically in the dark, I look around this galaxy and see that I am where I belong: Within the gears, surrounded by circuitry. I am the machine."

Welcome, travelers, to my webpage. In this place you will find a myriad of things useful to those of you using RPG Maker 2ooo, a program translated by Don Miguel. But I won’t bore you with details . . . Feel free to explore my domain.

What is all of this?

Who are you, and what are you doing here?

Where can I get some RPG Maker Files?

What’s new around here?

How many days left till . . . ?

Where can I find information on the Putrid Menace?

What in the world is "(0|)312?"

Where can I read the Hip New Internet Comic "What's Wrong With This Picture?"