How in the world, did this clusterf*@k get started anyway?
How in the world did this half-baked, retarded, group of lady killers figure out how to operate machinery to allow them to spew idiocy in realtime? It's all here bub, the whole nasty story.
Set ye forth, and learn ye of the history of stinkville
We'll be making some of the more famous conversations of the past few years available here for download. The famous spinkick log...the legendary "YOU LIES TO ME" log. Not to mention the nice handful of logs where various compulsive over-eaters and name droppers get spanked from here to next week.
Note: In order to make sure these logs are TOSproof, I've removed all the nasty language. Any place you see a f*ck or a sh*t, that's me doing a search and replace, there no way these rants were originally that sterile. I just wanna make sure everyone can see them and revel in their hilarity.
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| <AutoDaFe> Oh dear...jesus. NEW |
Bossman Sean_Kihan_612 Zeleng J_Lyger Setzer AutoDaFe Kneebasher Head NickNiner StefanDam ZorPrime AliciaS Alex_Demchuk W3 Weasel Hulka Flotsky Owen-Away _Pissant_ Ultimo-Guerrero Ghid MarcusYu AkeemSlick ViNNY Mr_420 Dave_Z |
05/23/99 | Not much to say about this one...it's a painful snapshot of a night few of us will forget. An amazing read... |
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| Somas and Beers NEW |
<NetBastard> <chad_hates_Xmas> <Stefan> <Kneebasher> <statue> <Greasyfries> <ZorPrime> |
XX/XX/XX | Somas and Beers. The famous log detailing Chad's brush with drug abuse. He almost went the route of Louie Spicolli, but darnit, he had morals, and stood up to the evil drug pushing pimp slimeballs at the school he was "training" at. Also, while you're reading, try and get a fix on what John's trying to say about the Hardy Boys...is our main insane one trying to insinuate that the self proclaimed straight edgers Matt and Jeff are cocaine abusers? Doesn't seem like the kind of friend I'D want hanging around. I certainly wouldn't want any friend of mine going behind my back and dropping hints about my false drug use... |
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| “They're Coming to Take Me Away, haha...” |
<Dave_Z> <chad_bryant> <[Drazic]> <[K]rusty> <TentaclePorn> <Fro> |
XX/XX/XX | Peer straight into the mind of the truly insane. Not the ones who act all goofy but you know never leave the warm comfortable confines of realty. The ones who truly frighten with their loose grip and delusional nature. It's all here, drug use, paranoia. You get it all. Be on the lookout for the beginnings of the "I made you dance for me" pattern. Note: If you know anything about irc logs, or know how to read them, you'll quickly realize that a lot of the joking on chad going on here is all talked about openly in front of him without him even knowing they're setting him up. Pay attention to how the jokes on him are set up and he simply walks in and knocks them down...the behind the scenes "op>" talking going on is a hilarious thing to read unfold. Dave_Z is the lead op in this one with it being a log from his computer. His name appears slightly different when he's talking only to the ops in the room and nobody else (chad) can see what him and the other ops are saying in front of him. |
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| Careful what you wish for |
<Dave_Lawrence> <Phoenix_Drk> <NHX> <BigTootyFrootyAl> <chadbryant> |
7/23/99 |
One of the crazy things about having a site like this is the number of logs that are *sent* to me. Normally, you would take something that arrives with a grain of salt. You consider who's sending you a 'log' and you evaluate it's "validity" based on your association and knowledge of the sender. Then you get two of them. From two different people. And they're identical. Figure the odds eh? Sometimes you put your foot in your mouth, and you look around, hoping against hope that nobody saw you step in poop, or accidentally leave the restroom with toilet paper on your shoe. Sometimes people see you. Sometimes they log it too...heh. Gotta hate that. |
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| “I'm on Vacation...” |
<NetBastard> <[EDC]> <DOuble_T_LBR> <Toxic_E> <Dave_Z> <GreenMan[360]> <Stefan> |
9/06/01 |
Words don't do it justice. Another classic brought to you by the insane mind of the Nutbastard. If you've never seen a freakout before, they're a wonder to behold. This is one of those. Hilarity ensues when NutBastard just flips all which a way while Dave_Z taunts him into leaving and taking his bat, ball and glove home. Started of course, when John snapped after being trolled by "Adam X" on, where else? rspw! |
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| “no, I spinkicked him in the face” |
<chadbryant> <BigTootyFrootyAl> <\\\ARRIORMA|\|> <Greasyfries> <AirAaron> <Drk> <Shiryu> <ILOVEUWxx> |
XX/XX/XX Date yet to be verified |
This is it, the mother of all legendary logfiles. This is the night <chadbryant> strolled into #rspw and changed history forever. It's just a toss up as to what makes this such a great logfile. Some point to the idea that a rape was going on in the bathroom of Chad's employer, and he just *happened to walk in. Others simply point out how presposterous the idea of chad lifting his leg above his waist is. Either way, you're sure to chuckle! |
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| YOU LIES TO ME! |
<NetBastard> <Stefan> <Dave_Lawrence> <Ghid> <chadbryant> <TheSaxist> <Shiryu> <[W]> <Setzer> <TentaclePorn> <GreenMan> <Mr_420> <[EDC]> |
7/13/00 | NOTE: This is the log that contains the famous phrase "YOU LIES TO ME!" which you may hear from time to time from some of the more familiar members of the flaming faction. This is the passage they're referring to. If anyone is keeping the John Henry FAQ, this might be a good entry. |
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