Volume 4: The Slope
Chapter 27: Information Based
Meri: Miss Kaya!
Meri: IŐve received the special glasses that you ordered from the store next town. Is it o.k.?
Kaya: ItŐs perfect! Thanks, Meri. And sorry to bother you!
Meri: ThatŐs o.k.
Meri: It is a very good present. I think Mr. Kurahadol will be so happy.
Kaya: Tomorrow will be the 3 years anniversary since Kurahadol came to live with us. I will give this presnt as the thank you gift for taking care of me.
Usop: Please believe me, everyone!!
Usop: Tomorrow morning, the pirates will invade us!
Villager #1: If we believe you, we have to escape from our homes more than hundreds times.
Usop: But this time, it is the truth!
Villager #1: We will get you this time!
The villagers chases Usop.
Usop: Damn it!
Villager #1: He escapes! HeŐs too fast.
Ninjin: Wha..?
P-man: They will kill Miss Kaya!?
Onion: And they will invade our village. Is this true?
Rufi: Yes. ThatŐs what they said. I donŐt think that I mistake.
Zoro: Why are you sleeping here, then?
Rufi: ThatŐs.. I think I was standing over the cliff.
Ninjin: That man is really bad.
P-man: I think so.
Onion: I think that hypnotist is his friend for sure.
Nami: ThatŐs why your captain was running to the village.
Nami: ItŐs good that you know this before it happen. If you can escape now, you will be safe. These enemies are very stupid.
Ninjin: ThatŐs true. LetŐs get out of here.
P-man: Yes. LetŐs get all of our treasures and run away.
Onion: The treasure box, snack, toys, and..
Kids: LetŐs hurry.
Rufi: Gee!
Zoro: What is it?
Rufi: WeŐd better hurry up and buy some food, otherwise the butcher will run away, too.
Usop: [pant] [pant]
Knock Knock
Kaya: Usop-san. ThatŐs good. I thought that youŐve never come here again.
Usop: Get out of here now, Kaya. Or youŐll be killed.
Kaya: Eh? WhatŐs wrong?
Usop: You have been tricked. Your caretaker used to be a pirate.
Kaya: Wait..wait a minute. Are you kidding? WhatŐs wrong with Kurahadol?
Usop: I am not kidding. I heard it with my own ears when he talked with his crews.
Usop: That caretaker wants your money! He used to be a cold-blooded pirate. He pretended to be your caretaker for 3 years because he want your treasures!
Kaya: ...!? What are you saying? Usop-san.
Usop: Tomorrow morning, his pirate crews will invade the village, and they will kill you!
Kaya: ...!!
Usop: He is a very bad man. LetŐs get out of this town!
Kaya: Stop it! I really misunderstand you, Usop-san.
Usop: Wha....?
Bodyguard #1: Did you hear something?
Bodyguard #2: ItŐs that brat again!
Kaya: I donŐt like your revenge. If itŐs about your father, heŐs already told me that he sorry to say that to you.
Kaya: You make up this story to revenge him? I thought that you are not that kind of person.
Kaya: Your stories were very funny and didnŐt make sense at all.
Kaya: I really your stories, but why are you making that kind of story. You are very bad person.
Usop: ItŐs not like..that.
Kaya: You are very low!
Usop: !! You misunderstand me. I did not want to revenge that caretaker.
Meri: Is something wrong, Miss Kaya?
Bodyguard #1: DonŐt worry about it. We will take this rat out of the mansion.
Usop: Let me go! I am not finished, yet!!
Usop: Gee!
Usop: I told you to let go of me!
Usop bites bodyguardŐs arm.
Bodyguard #1: Ouch!!
Kaya: ....!!?
Bodyguard #1: You..!
Bodyguard #1: Freeze!
Usop uses his sling shot to attack KayaŐs bodyguards.
Usop: Shut up! and get out of my way!
Bodyguard #1 & 2: ugh!
Kaya: Stop it!
Meri: Two body guards loses?
Usop: Please believe me, Kaya. Get out of this village before that caretaker come back!
Kaya: WhatŐs going on? You are not the person I used to know.
Villagers: ThatŐs Usop! He is hiding in the mansion.
Usop: The villagers?
Usop: I have to take you by myself now!
Usop grabs KayaŐs arm.
Kaya: Stop, Usop-san!
Usop: Tomorrow, you will know the truth! Anyway, letŐs get out of here first. Please listen to me!
Kaya slabs UsopŐs face.
Villagers: We wonŐt let you escape this time, Usop!
Kaya: The worst person is.. you!
Meri: Take your hand off Miss Kaya!
Kaya: DonŐt shoot him!
Bang!
Usop: ...!
Kaya: What if you kill him?
Meri: But he is hurting you.
Villagers: UsopŐs escaping! Wait, you little brat!
Usop: Damn! IŐve got a shot in the left arm.
Usop: Why no one believe me?
Meri: Everyone, please catch him. He is the violence man!
Villagers: Violence? You are that low, Usop?
Usop: ...!!
Meri: Miss Kaya! Hang on!
Usop: (Kurahadol: Next morning, Jungo! I want you to invade and destroy this village.)
Usop: [sniff]
Kids: Captain!!
Usop: ItŐs you?
Usop: eh? You are not dead?
Rufi: Dead? No. I just wake up.
P-man: HeŐs in good sleep.
P-man: Anyway. We knew everything, Captain. We have to hurry and tell everyone about the pirates.
Usop: Tell everyone?
Usop: (Kaya: The worst person is you!)
Usop: (Villagers: Violence? You are that low, Usop?)
Usop: ha ha ha ha.
Kids: ?
Usop: You should know that I was lied again. I just hate that caretaker, so I make up the story that he used to be a pirate.
Rufi: ?
P-man: You lie?
Ninjin: I thought it was true.
Onion: Why are you playing along with him?
Ninjin: But, I donŐt like Captain to do that.
P-man: I donŐt like that, too.
Onion: Me too. Even though that caretaker is bad, CaptainŐs never make up the bad story about anyone.
Ninjin: LetŐs go home.
P-man: Yes. ItŐs dinner time.
Onion: What will I have today?
Usop: .....
Rufi: ??
That night.
Usop: Because I am a liar. No one will believe in my story.
Nami: But the truth is still the truth. Those pirates are going to come, right?
Usop: I think so. But everyone think that itŐs a lie. They will think that tomorrow will be another peaceful day for them.
Usop: So, I will wait for them here. I will make this become a lie! This story will become the information from the liar liked me.
Usop: Even I got shot in my arm, even I was chased by the villagers, but it is the village that IŐve been protected.
Usop: I love this village, and want to protect everyone.
Usop: I canŐt stand if all of them will be killed without knowing anything. [sniff]
Zoro: You are a good person after all. You think that you will fight alone without any help from those kids.
Rufi: We will help you, too.
Nami: But I have to tell you first that all of the treasures have to be mine.
Usop: eh?