Jeff
Jeff’s a good
teacher
If those nasty
Kids would even
care
To listen
If he could teach’em
How to live
Instead of fucking
English grammar
Jeff’s got a good
heart
And lots of friends
Near or far
Straight or not
Lived in a kibbutz
In Denmark
Playing songs
In a bar
In Mexico City
He drinks beer
Drinks it coldly
from a jar
And when he thinks
There’s no one
seeing
He will piss
it nice and
Warm
You’ll find him
making love
By the sea
To a mermaid
Twice his size
But with an everlasting
sound
She’ll disappear
before his eyes
When Jeff is tired
He’s really tired
Which don’t mean
He will not stay
For he could
always
Sleep standing
‘Til the night
is gone away
When he plays
His Spanish guitar
All the girls
around will shine
And fall in love
Like falling
stars
If he could only
had eight arms!
Now every one
Of us is waiting
For old Jeff
to raise his toast
Though no one
quite understands
Isn’t he a lovely
host?
There goes
Hard working
Jeff
On his way back
home again
In the back seat
of a car
Just about the
time to wake up
And in the end
The love Jeff
takes
Is equal to
The love Jeff
makes
Oh!
Jeff, wild boy!
Oh!
Jeff, good guy!
You
make us laugh!
(Still)
You make us cry!
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