(You asked for them, now you've found 'em)
From:
"The Joketender"
November 19, 2003
A: A brothel sprout.
Q: What doesn't belong on this list?: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob.
A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs and your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!
Q: What is the difference between an anorexic crack whore and a counterfeit one dollar bill?
A: One is a phoney buck and the other is a boney fuck!
Q: What do a female rock singer and a Kotex tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up cunts!
Your mother is so stupid, she thinks that KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
Your old lady is so skank, finering her bush feels like a horse eating oats out of your hand.
Q: Why do women pierce their bellybuttons?
A: It's a great place to hang an air freshener.
Q: Why do women prefer older gynecologists?
A: It must be their shaky hands.
Q: What is the difference between a band leader and a gynecologist?
A: A band leader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Q: Define 'Egghead'.
A: What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Q: What is red and blue and has a long string on it?
A: Smurfette with her period.
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?
A: I can't see a fuckin' thing with all this shit in here!
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What is the definition of a Yankee?
A: The same thing as a quickie, only you do it yourself.
Q: Why do women stop bleeding when they reach menopause?
A: Because they need all the blood they have for their varicose veins.
Q: What is the definition of trust?
A: Two gay cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy!
Q: What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A: A bloody waste of fucking time!
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has used it before you.
Q: What is the first sign of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in your anus.
Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: The time between when you come and she leaves.
Q: What is the difference between a feminist and a Sumo wrestler?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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