Ebonics 101 How to talk like the homeboys! From: Blair B. Stobie "The Joketender"

Did I miss anything brother, I hope nobody is offended, I just put 'em up as I hear 'em! If you have anything to add or comments or ideas, please leave them in the guestbook... V   V   V   V   V   V   V   V   V   V   V

No actual definitions, it's easier just to use these words in a sentence...

HOTEL:  I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody! RECTUM:  I had two Cadillac's, but my ol'lady rectum bith. DISAPPOINTMENT:  My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house! PENIS:  I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said, "penis". ISRAEL:  Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex.  I said, "Man, dat looks fake".  He said, "Bullshit, dat watch Israel!" CATACOMB:  Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb. UNDERMINE:  There is a fine lookin' hoe living in da apartment undermine. ACOUSTIC:  When I was liddle, my uncle acoustic and took me to da pool hall. IRAQ:  When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break. STAIN:  My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner? SELDOM:  My cousin gave two tickets to da ballgame, so I seldom to buy crack! HONOR:  At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? ODYSSEY:  I tol my brother, you odyssey da tits on this hoe! AXE:  The policeman wanted to axe me some questions. TRIPOLI:  I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. FORTIFY:  I axed the hoe how much for da blowjob?  She said, "fortify". INCOME:  I just got into bed with da hoe, and income my wife. DECIDE:  I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on decide!

HONOR ROLL:  We was playin' poker on da stoop the other day, man I was honor roll. PLANET:  I got me some seed to grow weed, so I planet in the backyard. DISMAY:  I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle.  He said, "Dismay hurt a little". OMELETTE:  Every time I start a new job, omelette go after a week. STAIRWAY:  When me and my homies get high, we stairway into space. INDESCREET:  Yo mama is a hoe, indesreet! MOBILE:  I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme' one mobile!" DEFENCE:  I ran from da cops, and hopped defence and got away. AFRO:  I got so mad at my bitch, afro a lamp at her. AFTERMATH:  I like to be high in school, so aftermath I go to the field and smoke weed. LOCKET:  I slam the door so hard, I locket. DOMINEERING:  My ol'lady's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a domineering. KENYA:  I needed change fo da subway, so I axe a stranger kenya spare some change? DERANGE:  Derange is where da deer an dee antelope play. DATA:  At my basketball game, I scored thirty points.  My coach said, "data boy!" COPULATE:  I called 911 and an hour later when dey show up, I said, "Copulate!" FASCINATE:  My girly's titties are so big, her shirt has ten buttons and she can only fascinate. BEWARE:  I axed dee man at dee unemployment office if dis beware I get a job? DIMENSION:  I be tall, dark, handsome and not dimension hung like a horse. COATROOM:  the judge said, "One mo outburst like dat, and you will be thrown out of the coatroom!"