"The Jokenender"
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'Punny Page'
I hope you puckin' like it!
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(Read it and you'll know exactly what I mean...)
A guy sent a list of puns to his best friend in hopes that one would make him laugh. Unfortunately,
"no pun in ten did!"
* Mahatma Ghandi was very well known to walk many, many miles in his travels. He always walked barefoot and the bottoms of his feet became very tough and sometimes blistered. He was a very skinny man, many called him frail. He lead a very spiritual life and part of his faith caused him to fast and often eat an unusual diet. This resulted in having rather bad breath. To many people of his land he was known as the "Super-caloused, fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis!"
* Two boll weevils grew up in Southern Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a well known actor. The other stayed behind for the rest of his life in the cotton fields. The second one, naturally, was known as, "The lesser of two weevils!"
* A three legged dog walks into an Old Western saloon. He goes up to the bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
* Two eskimos were sitting in a kayak feeling very cold so they started a fire. It burned a hole in the bottom of the boat and they sank, proving that, "You can't have your kayak and heat it too!"
(Don't worry I will add more as I come across the stupidity in my travels.
Keep on laughing!!!) ;) :o
"The Joketender"