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| Think is for girls Pink is powerful. Sweet Briar, a pink utopia. Sweet Briar, one big sorority. SBC women don't drink...we sip alot. It's a girl thing...Sweet Briar College. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. If you haven't heard of us, you can't afford us. Where women are leaders and men are guests. Where women are athletes and men are guests. SBC: you're not just a number, you're a name on a cup. Life is a party if you can afford the $28,000 cover charge. SBC: we don't need our own men, we're doing just fine with yours. Diamonds are pretty, so are pearls. But nothing compares to Sweet Briar girls . All I Needed to Know I Learned at SBC! Brownies are better with Betsy. No matter how much you advertise it, those Sydney boys are not coming over on that bus! Nothing impresses a professor like turning your paper in before the deadline. Any event that requires you to make an ass of yourself is perfectly exceptable. Never leave home without your shower shoes. An ordinary cafeteria tray can make one awesome sled! There are just some men in uniform that you won't love. Living in a bubble isn't such a bad thing...if it's pink! Meals really are supposed to last for two hours. Always beware of the mystery party punch. Sleep is a luxiary. Squirrels will one day rule the world!! Any random pet can become a beloved school mascot. The word vixen means different things to different people. A person can survive anything...even finals...if there is screaming and candy involved. Believe it or not people do actually make it out of the library stacks alive. No matter what you become in life at least you know that you will always be loved by the alumni house. Term papers can, and will, play hide and seek at the worst possible times. IM and ICQ are not just means of communication-they're a way of life. The library is not the place to go to for really good coffee during finals week. The value of a power nap. Every student is a member of SGA-so go to the meetings! Not all people with signs are begging for money. If you park illegally every penny you ever made can, and will, be taken away from you. If you have a cough..you could be pregnant. Going to sleep at 2AM is early. All you have to do to lure 600 women to a cafeteria is serve chicken fingers. You can make any meal out of a bagel. Parking tickets can be fun..if you're a cop at SBC. Just because you wore it once doens't mean it's dirty. Professors really are people. Horses are people too. No matter what anyone says SBC is good, Hollins is bad, and RMWC is the ugly. Pearls match everything. Most problems really can be solved with chocolate. No matter how busy you are-there is always time for a WALMART run! There is no distance too far for men to drive in search of SBC women. Living with 600 women really can be a good thing...even if you're not a guy. Women really don't dress to impress each other. A gift from a secret sophomore can really make you feel special. There are no such things as snow days when every professor lives on campus. Dogs love prothro! You're never too old to play dress-up. Here you really can do it all! And, perhaps the best of all, a little something I heard while walking to class on campus: "I'd kick him so hard in the balls, he'd have ovaries." |
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| Class of 2005 Alumna |