In May of 2004, our school decided to have a speech contest. The problem was they only gave us a week notice and so we had little time to get our students ready. I am probably biased, but I thought my kids did a great job and put alot of effort into the contest. DId they win? Well, only in my eyes, but to me they did their best and made me proud. They're all winners in my book. Good job to all the contestants.

And now our host for the afternoon. You would think with our manager as the MC we would have done better.

The esteemed judges...if only I knew the going rate for bribery for this event.

Mr. Lee...owner of our school...I'd say more but I like my job.

The winner of the Best Dressed Speaker and future president of Korea.

That was great, dear, now get off the stage...we still have 100 more speeches after you.

There is an open bar after this thing isn't there?

Do I start now? How about now? Now? What do you mean my time is up?

And now batting for the Songcheon Allstars...

If elected, I will end corruption...oh wait! Wrong speech. Mommmmm!

The key to a good speech...funny hats!