last update equals 02/14/06

Identification

Serialname: 9809-D-1354-H-001

Title for social interaction (TFSI): Darryl Harris

Primary utilization: Guitar, artistry, master of web

Means of becoming a part of the Product/when: Founded it. Sept 1998

Experience: Have been playing guitar/songwriting since '95. Also have experience with vox, piano, keyboard and sampling for The Product.

Tools: Fender Squier Strat-7, Fender Squier Supersonic, Lotus Strat, crossbreed of Peavy Bandit & Marshall 2x12 cabinet, Wasabi Forward/Reverse Delay, Nobles Phaser, Morley "Bad Horsie" Wah.

The Influence

Fav bands: Tool, Nine Inch Nails, System Of A Down, Rammstein, Deftones, Ministry, Korn, Soulfly, Nirvana, Melvins, Mudvayne, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Black Sabbath, Sonic Youth, Beck, Beastie Boys, Crossbreed.

Top 3 local bands (subject to constant change): HCE, Cone Five, Effector.

Top 10 albums: Tool - AEnima, Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral, Rammstein - Mutter, Nirvana - In Utero, Korn - Korn, Melvins - Houdini, Rage Against The Machine - RATM, System of a Down - Mezmerize/Hypnotize, Faith No More - Album of The Year, Deftones - Around the Fur.

Fav songs: Korn-Blind/Clown/Mr. Rogers, Deftones-My Own Summer, NIN-Ruiner/Somewhat Damaged/Burn, Tool-46 and 2/Eulogy/The Grudge, System Of A Down-Spiders/Psycho/Soldier Side, Ministry-So What/Stigmata/Now, Soundgarden-4th of July, RATM-Killing in the Name/No Shelter, White Zombie-Blood Milk and Sky, Fear Factory - Shock, Rammstein - Sonne/Spieluhr/Ohne Dich.

Fav musicians: vox: Trent Reznor, Chino Moreno, Maynard James Keenan, Jonathan Davis, Serj Tankian, Kurt Cobain, 010. guitar: Tom Morello, Adam Jones, Buzz Osbourne, Munky, Jonny Greenwood, Kurt Cobain. drums: Danny Carey, Chris Vrenna, Dale Crover, Joey(1), Tara Reid, 006. Bass: Justin Chancellor, Y Tim K, Krist Novoselic, Les Claypool, 015. programing etc: Richard D James, Cevin Key/D.R. Goettel, Al Jourgenson/Paul Barker, Charlie Clouser/Reznor, Wesley Willis.

Digging Deep

Fav colour: Blue (the deepest shade of mushroom)

Fav number: 8

Least fav number: 996759309874220

Fav smell: Girl (mostly made up of perfumes, shampoos, and various other sprays and lotions)

Least fav smell: Boy

Fav movie(s): Ghostbusters, Fight Club, The Matrix, Extendable and Fully Equalized, Billy Madison, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

Fav actor/actress(s): Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Bill Murray, Ryan Reynolds, Steve Carell, Edward Norton.

Fav TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Clone High, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, The Office (both), Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Fav video game(s): Rampage (old-school Nintendo), the Grand Theft Auto trilogy (X-Box), Madden.

Fav book(s): Fight Club / Surivor (Pahlaniuk), 1984 (Orwell), The Onion - Our Dumb Century, anything involving Calvin and/or Hobbes.

Who you would most like to slap: Fred Durst

Fav sport: Football, Hockey, men's freestyle web-site design.

Fav sports team: Winnipeg Jets/Blue Bombers, Seattle Seahawks

Least fav sports team: Toronto Maple Leafs

Fav Beverage: Lime Crush, strawberry milk (not together)

Fav flav of Slurpee: Lime/Coke, Peach

Fav alcoholic beverage: Long Island Iced Tea, anything w/a tiny umbrella and looks girly

Fav poison: Arsenic, the pain of lost love, the Product

Number of times arrested: Not at liberty to say

Who you would most like to have sex with: I haven't talked to her yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm in love.

Fav junk food: Popcorn(from the theatre), Ketchup/Dill Pickle chips, anything from Sev

Fav 'actual' food: Perogies, roast beef, roasted chicken/turkey

Bands previous to The Product: Scorched Earth Policy, DJUPC

Fav activity outside of The Product: There is no outside (to be said in creepy voice)

Afraid to Die?: Die Trommelmaschine ist im Ofen