I hope to be able to add to this page. Only a few here to start off. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?

A navel destroyer

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field

Did you hear about the new  birth control  pill for men?

He simply puts in his shoe, and it makes him limp

How do you kill a blue elephant?

I don't know.

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?

With a red elephant gun?

There's no such thing as a red elephant gun. Just hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.