COMING SOON!!!!Save The Baby Astrologer Fund. Year after year these helpless cuties are clubbed to death for their wisdom, blubber, and aphrodisiac secretions. MY GOD, what is wrong with this society, man.. If you would like to make one wretched misfit have his modest dreams of being Astrologer and world dictator come true, please forward all your possessions to this most worthy of internet charities. When roused from my low-alcohol champagne-induced visions of vainglory, I will be sure to to send you a lovely parting gift with no cash value.
Where the hell or high water is the Astrology, you murmur??? I'm gittin to it....Also, anyone who actually knows how to construct even such a primitively basic website, drop me a threatening email. laced with romantic undertones. Further, anyone who can explain to me the difference between undertone and overtone, let me know...
Natal Chart: $20- Tells you your astro-psycho profile
Incompatibility Chart: $30 In depth study of the chains that bind.
6 Month Forecast $40- Chart the intergalactic seas ahead (please specify General, Career or Smootchy Smootchy)