Previous Productions
What Ruskie Poochie has Done So Far
| Movie Title | Movie Poster | Summary | Rating (out of 10) |
| Who Wants to be a Millioniare: It's Not Just About Money Anymore (2000) | One day, Leroy Robinson and Ruskie Livingshits were just minding their own business . . . when suddenly . . . they received a call from Regis! From there, Leroy Robinson attempts to become the first African-American person on Millionaire, but gets lost along the way. Eventually, his comrade beats him to the show, and then it goes downhill. This hilarious outtake-packed comedy makes every comedian in the world look like Hugh Downs. Every minute you’re guaranteed to be laughing riotously. In fact, if you don’t laugh, we guarantee your money back (not really). “A Million complements wouldn’t be enough to describe this brilliant creation,” says a New York Times reporter. “If it were any funnier, I would have died in the theater,” says a Movie Critic. “The only thing funnier than this all decade was when I got in all that trouble because of the girls,” says President Clinton. Length: 2 hrs 10 min |
9 out of 10 (Good plot, very funny, good editting and an overall good production) |
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| Shaft: Ya Damn Right (2000) | You've seen him in the 70's. You've seen him in 2000. But now, get ready to see him like you've never seen him before. No, no, it's not a Diff'rent Strokes Reunion, it's Shaft, and he's back!! Many people think that Shaft was a character resurrected by Sammy Jackson. Well, that's just a big pile of Livshits. The REAL Shaft was resurrected by our own Kyle Pucciarello! Along for the ride is the Russian talent Ilya "Ruskie" Livshits. And finally, after years of rejection, the orange short wearing Bobby Lazar makes his film debut. Together, these three idiots uncover a secret world filled with mystery, intrigue and foreigners. Making cameo appearances are the always lovable Ahmal the Cabbie and of course Regis. With an ending more suspenseful than The Sixth Sense, Shaft is guaranteed to make Samuel L. crap his pants. We hope you enjoy this classic comedy. Length: 1 hr 30 mins |
6 out of 10 (good editting, fairly funny, an overall average production) |
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| The 70's With Johnny Carson (2000) | (none at the moment) |
Ever had a deja vu experience from a time almost 30 years ago? Well, with this informative documentary, the 1970's come alive in a way you didn't think they could before. This comedy has been enjoyed by the hundreds who have seen it. With appearances from Johnny Carson, Ed MacMahon, The Fonz, The Godfather, Bill Cosby, Regis Philbin and more, how could anyone not enjoy it? And if the informative, comedic portion of the show isn't enough for you, then brace yourself for the outstanding musical performances from Stevie Wonder, the cast of Grease, Steppenwolf, The Village People, and Ricky Martin. We hope that you make this an enjoyable part of your video library. Length: 52 mins |
10 of out 10 (great editting, extremely funny, an overall great production) |
| Finding Forrester 2: Jamal's Endless Search (2001) | (none at the moment) |
You've seen the hit movie with Sean Connery and Rob Brown. Now, here's the sequel with Kyle Pucciarello (as Forrester) and Ilya Livshits (as Jamal). In this dramatic parody, the two loveable morons act their best ever, with clever lines and a supuerb presences on screen. Jamal is a young writer more obsessed with basketball than his true talent of writing. But when he runs into Forrester, that all changes. As the two become friends, Jamal's whole life is centralized on writing, and the motivation: a trip to Millionaire. Length: 2 hrs 28 mins |
9 out of 10 (good dramatic acting, subtle but effective comedy, probably the best feature length film RPP has made) |
These are all of the movies that Ruskie Poochie has cataloged thus far. Soon to be added: Cramer Millionaire (2001), Millionaire 3: The Final Interrogation (2001), The Four Amigos (2001), Loaded: The Re-make of the Ricky Martin Video (2001). These are all available for purchase if you'd like to view them. Please see our Order Form for more details on how to purchase these Ruskie Poochie Productions.
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