Sat. Jan. 10th
Due to global warming and the hole in the ozone an overall growth in "Bitchin' Tans" is expected
- National Assoc. of Tanners
Sun. Jan. 11th
By 2020 the average American will have $5 in their bank account and live in a box of cherios.
- Recent Harvard Study
Mon. Jan. 12th
I would have voted for the War
- Wesley Clark
Tues. Jan 13th
I wouldn't have voted for the war
- Wesley Clark
Wed. Jan 14th
McDonalds Clerk promoted to Senior Vice President in charge of operations as "guest worker" arrives to take the job he didn't want in the first place
- McDonald's Career Advancement Office
Thur. Jan 15th
Plastic forks are banned in public schools over fears of potential physical and emotional harm they could cause. Kids to use fingers.
-N.E.A.
Fri. Jan 16th
Indians were peace loving, non-violent society that was destroyed by hateful violent white murderers
- New Nationally recognized textbook for 11th grade social studies.
