How much deeper would the ocean be, if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
BASIC TRUISM
Life is sexually transmitted.
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly!
HUMOR
When Blue Collar workers go out together on the weekend they talk about football.
When Middle Management are together, they talk about tennis.
When Top Management meet socially they discuss golf.
CONCLUSION:
The higher up you are in Management, the smaller your balls are!
SIMPLE BASIC QUOTES
"Be careful the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow"
"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you"
"There is a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good"
LATIN QUOTES
"Carpe Diem" - Seize the Day
"Carpe Noctem" - Seize the Night
"Mundus Vult Decipi" - The World wants to be Deceived
"Tempus Omnia Revelat" - Time Reveals All
BIBLE QUOTE
"Behold that I have not laboured for myself only, but for all them that seek wisdom" - Sirach 24:34 (Catholic, New American Bible)
