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| For each of you who participated in the Big brother contest, none of you got closure...and for those of you who followed the series, you got no final episode. SO as Promised, here are the essays, and final contest points for each character who was a prt of ryanchessman.com's big brother. |
| ryanchessman.com's Big Brother... how did it end? |
| The Final Contest.... |
| ryanchessman.com's Big Brother has just taken a large LARGE unexpected twist. Congratulations to Remaining household members: Stephen, Katy, Michelle, Mike H, and Jenn. After about a week of waiting, I have come to a decision. Seeing as though as no one is really interested in contests anymore, and the game has slowly come down, and we STILL DONT HAVE A WINNER.. there will be a surprising finish to the game. EVERYONE (excluding evicted cast) who participated in the game HAS A CHANCE to be the winner of the 2001-2002 online reality series hosted by ryanchessman.com. A Final writing peice, shall determine the future and the winner of this game! So How you ask, How will such a thing work? Well I'll tell you exactly how. Every household member since week one has made his or her contribution to the game, no matter how big or little, they all contributed. That is why Every Cast member gets a chance to come back for a shot of the title as "BIGEST BROTHER (or sister)" Each Cast member will or will not take time out of his or her day, to write a short writing peice, which i will define later, in which the best paper wins. 'but what about us?' will be the first question the remaining five will ask. 'have our efforts been for nothing?' NO!! of course not!! The Writing peice, Will be given a 'mark' out of 10. For those of you who are STILL in the game, you will get an automatic bonus mark of +2. So if you end up with a 7/10, you will get +2 and end up with a 9/10. 'and how about us?' the previous HOH's will ask. 'why could we just have not tried at all?' Well Heres why!! Every person who has been a HOH will get an extra +1 bonus point. If you have been HOH twice, +2, Thrice, +3, etc. this will also be added on to your final points out of 10. 'your a liar! a cheat! you will CHOOSE who wins!' will be what some of you shall shout to me. Me? a Cheat? A Liar? ME? Well if THAT is the way you feel, I will get someone else to grade them. Someone who will be completely partial. Someone who ISNT me. I won't even let the person see who wrote it. I wont let them know. STILL NOT SATISFIED? Well, if you aren't satisfied after all of that, then don't write me a peice of writing... not my loss. It just ruins your chances at begin recognized personally by ryanchessman.com .. and perhaps that pretty $5 prize who goes to the winner, i guess you can take that out of your future as well. So now. As you read on with confidence, knowing YOU have a chance knowing YOU could be the winner, you have a small frown on your face. You just wanna know what the writing peice is. Well, I'll tell you what it is.. You, as a Member of Big Brother have been involved in my life in some way. I mean, I dont invite random people that i have never met before.. and yes I know some of you know me better than others, but thats irrellevant. All I ask of you is to write me up something entitled "Ryans Future" you have complete freedom. Make it as long, or as short as you like. Make it as comical or sad as you like. You May use real characters, or make it all up, its ALL UP TO YOU. Then, I will take the writing efforts of you, and share them with someone else. That someone else who WILL NOT BE ME, and WILL NOT BE ANOTHER BIG BROTHER CAST MEMBER will then read over it, and give it a score out of 10. I will then consider your previous achievments, and add them to your score. From there, I will declare the winner. The loser. and everyone between. 'What about me?' you ask 'am I in the contest' every name lasted below is involved in this contest. Stephen Sullivan, Jennifer Kane, Katy Nguyen, Michelle Vipond, Mike Howorun, Mike Phothisat, Dominic Fung, Andre Babyn, Melanie Costentino, Josh Brownlee, Dale Boudreau, Amanda Knowles, and Bashir Mussa. and when is this supposed 2 be sent to me? Well, right now it appears to be march break. I will give you until next monday(March 18th 2002) to email me your writing peice entitled "Ryans Future" Thank You Big Brother Cast, For Playing |
| BY : JOSH BROWNLEE |
| The Response.... |
| Attention BIG BROTHER CAST MEMBERS DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WRITING A LETTER TO THIS EGOTISTIC MANIAC RYAN CHESSMAN The prize is not in Canadian Dollars but, in Hair Cut Dollars (btw I currently have $12 :)) Make A myterious face, Don't beleive me, But the Smart ones will............................................................................. |
| BY : MICHELLE VIPOND |
| I am officially dropping out of this game. |
| BY : STEPHEN SULLIVAN |
| Ryan, you have no future, I mean...look at your parents. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, that’s what you’ve got to live by. I would suggest aiming low, and as your friend I suppose I’ll be the only one telling you the truth about this. You’ve been a failure in life so far....and you’ve seemed to gain some sort of momentum as a failure, so things should continue on a downwards slope. I can think of only one way you could be a success. To explain this to you I must refer to the save the environment recital you showed me on video when I was at your house. There was only one reason why you were the coolest kid there. Every other kid was brown, Jewis(josh)... or carried head lice. Therefor, by sticking around with all the losers, you may be able to find some sort of way to become their leader, and perhaps even their chief. Okay fine...if you want some real help I may have something to offer. For a price(first choice hair cutters dollars please). While you seem to have no academic interests, you follow children’s programming far too much. This should not be overlooked. I don’t know many other people our age who know as much as Steve knows about Blues Clues and every kidiotic fact there is to know about kideo. On top of that he has a voice fitting to host Polka Dot Shorts. The only conflict is the presence of children. After watching him beat up a few of the neighborhood children, especially one he liked to call corky, I would assume that Ryan may not be able to handle a pile of snotty faced children. Especially if one was a packie or something, I’m sure a few harassment charges may come out of such a situation. Okay....maybe, if I remember correctly..Ryan has access to guns. How, well...that’s confidential. But I think he does...if his grandpa is home. Under such a circumstance maybe he could...oh I don’t know, TAKE OVER LUXEMBURG! I mean, they’re a small country, they won’t expect it. They aren’t ready for such a tragedy. But knowing Ryan, and knowing that he only pretends to be stupid and is some sort of child prodigy, he could probably do it. This way he might be able to pose some sort of threat towards Osama Bin Laden. But once again, knowing Ryan, he would probably join forces with his good friend Osama and raid a few countries with suicide airplanes. So either way you go, if you follow my advice than you’ll either be a failure or a menace to society. I assure you that you’d be successful in either category. |
| BY : MELANIE COSENTINO |
| It all started when Ryan got the call....he got a job at the local Canadian Tire. He had been waiting 4 a job 4 so long and this was a dream come true. He started off as a nobody in the store, but he knew that would change. As he grew older he continued 2 work there despite what others may have told him. Josh, Dale and Mike all told him 2 quit that job and get one that pays a decent amount. Ryan ingnored them knowing his day would come. Everyday after school he would come in and work until closing, and on the weekends he never left the store. Basically, Ryan had no life, and had lost all of his friends because he was so consumed in work. This didn't matter, because all the while, he has found his dream girl at the store, Amanda. It was love at first site, and 2gether they knew they could do ne thing. Ryan had finally graduated from University, and he could finally persue his dream full time. He wanted (scratch that)NEEDED to b the manager of the store he loved so much.; Canadian Tire. Nuthin else in the world mattered as much as this did. So nuthin any 1 could do could stop him. Everyday, Ryan would walk into work and say hello 2 his very old and fragile boss Mr.Lominf hoping that this would b the day he says he's retiring. What Ryan didn't know was that when he looked at his boss, he gave a creepy"I love u" look, which scared poor Mr. Lominf.So, everyday he would give Ryan the finger and tell him 2 go screw himself. Naturally, Ryan didn't know y this was and he started 2 get really pissed off. Then one night while sitting with Amanda, Ryan knew what he had 2 do; He must kill Mr. Lominf. Everything was planned out 2 the second, and he knew it must happen the next day. So he approached work with the usual grin on his face and looked around the corner 2 c his boss. But 2 Ryan's surprise, he wasn't there! Instead there was his nephew,Ima Fag, who looked as tho there was a pointy stick up his ass. Tryin 2 look concerned, Ryan rushed up 2 him and asked y Mr.Lominf wasn't here. Ima told him that he had died in his sleep the night b4. Knowing that his dream position was finally free, Ryan asked who would b taking over the store.Ima looked at the papers in front of him and read, "In the horrific event of my passing, the postion of my job shall go 2...the person who has been here the longest." Knowing this was him, Ryan jumped up and down screaming like a little school girl. He had finally accomplished his goal in life. Ryan ran Canadian Tire for 40 more years. It became the most successful store in all of Canada..... until it was robbed! However, by that point in his life, Ryan could give a rat's ass bout the store and decided 2 retire. |
| There was quite a lack of response to this final chance for everyone to get in on the action. some of these.. 'papers' seemed like a waste of time to even open, and there wasnt too much of a contest going on. In the end, the trash (like the entry from Josh Brownlee) made it into third place. But, the people who wrote, got what they deserved, and the people who didnt, got that what they deserved as well... HERE is the final tally chart... |
| NAME |
| POINTS |
| Josh Brownlee |
| Mike Phothisat |
| Stephen Sullivan |
| Dale Boudreau |
| Jenn Kane |
| Dominic Fung |
| Katy Nguyen |
| Michael Howorun |
| Erin Campiogni |
| Michelle Vipond |
| Andre Babyn |
| Melanie Cosentino |
| Amanda Knowles |
| Bashir Mussa |
| 2 |
| 0 |
| 3 |
| 0 |
| 0 |
| 0 |
| 6 |
| 0 |
| 1 |
| 11 |
| 0 |
| 0 |
| 2 |
| 0 |
| THERFORE... First Place:Stephen Sullivan Second Place:Melanie Cosentino Third Place:Michelle Vipond Tied for Fourth: Katy and Josh Tied for DEAD LAST: Mike P, Dale, Jenn, Andre, Bashir, Dominic, Mike H, Erin |