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| There are many people out there just Like 'Joe' .. and I'm sure you want to hear them... |
| I'm not a terrorist or a woman beater. I don't live in a cave, eat curry or own a machine gun. I don't know Abduhl, Daljot or Mohammad from Afghanistan, although I'm certain they're very anti-American. I have a person who is going to beat me with a stick as my leader, not a president. I speak Afghani and Arabian, not English. And I pronounce it "Aghlad" not "Frog" I would proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, but I dont know what it looks like. I believe in war, not love; defense, not offense. And that the Camel is a proud and noble animal. A turban is a hat, a big rock is a couch. And it's pronounced Avbale. OK. Not Zee or Zed. Avbale. Afghanistan isnt even close to a large land mass, its the first nation of abuse and the best part of Asia. My name is Osama and I am Afghani! |
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| I'm not a gangster or a theif. I don't live in an alley , eat only hot dogs or own a... many guns. I don't know Frankie, Tony or Mikey from the east side, although I'm certain they wouldn't shoot me if I did. I have a Boss, not a president. I speak English, not any of that other crap. And I pronounce it "ruff" not "roof" I would proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, but what kind of loser sews? I believe in territorial wars, not world ones; handicapping, not murder. And that Your Mama is a proud and noble animal. A ballcap is a hat, a stolen couch is still a couch. And it's pronounced Zee. OK. Not Zed. Zee. America doesnt need to be a large land mass, its the first nation of unity and the most powerful part of... the world. My name is Bruno and I am a New Yorker! |
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| I'm not an Egg Roll or a Noodle. I don't live in a Crowded city, eat dogs or give away my kids. I don't know Ming, Thi or Chi Fong from lower China, although I'm certain they have a BMW, a cellphone, and glasses. I have a Chancellor, not a President. I speak Chinese and Broken English, not Japanese. And I pronounce it "Hewwo" not "Hello" I would proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, but then they would think I'm a communist. I believe in Kung Fu, not Kung Pow; Wasabi, not Pepper. And that the dragon is a proud and noble animal. A Rice Hat is a GOOD hat, a livingroom has a couch. And it's pronounced Ah. OK. Not R. Ah. China has one billion people in its land mass, its the first nation of Communism and the hardest working part of Asia . My name is Chen and I am A-Z-N. |
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| AND FINALLY........................ I'm not Stupid or a Deformed. I don't live on Parliment hill, eat pies or make a fool of myself. I don't know Jaques, Maninder or Freddy from Canada, although I'm certain they will vote for me in my next term. I am a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak French and Broken English, not American. And I pronounce it "de" not "the" I would proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, but I dont wear backpacks. I believe in seperation, not unity; Montreal, not Toronto. And that Paul Martin is a proud and noble animal. A hairpeice is a hat, a sofa is a couch. And it's pronounced CanADDA. OK. Not Canada. CanADDA. My house can fit one thousand people in its mass, its the first home of my dreams and the smallest mansion in North America. My name is Jean and I am CanADDIan. |
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