Crazy Sayings

This is a list of all the stupid, crazy, and uncannily weird sayings that my friend's and I have coined over the years.

"OOOO Horsey I don't like you!!"~Andy

WHY?!?!?!?!?!

"yoink" ~Simpsons

"Stop being spleen"  or "It's being spleen" ~Burke and Keith

GNOME!!!!!!! ~Keith

Paust (used same way as spleen) ~Burke and Keith

Gnomish Inventor?  Inventor? ~Burke and Keith

It's straight ~Jake

I'd put it in her butt ~ Jake

"Man if Tripolone and I ever end up in the same cell if we go to prison he's gonna be my bitch.  I'm gonna rape Triplelone!" ~Mike

"Crazy cock" or "crazy horse"

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!   (usually shouted out in a public place)

"COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  (Also usually shouted out in a common place)

Doh da doh

"Zuh?!"

"I hate these little rats!!!"

Your a .....  (response from an insult)

"That shot could've killed someone!"

"Oooooo nasty" ~Andy

"Everyone knows I'm a pussy!!! You don't have to rape me!!!! ~Tripolone