But while you're waiting to be led off in chains by the Minions of Ashcroft, perhaps you'd like to educate yourself with our methodically researched FAQ's below:
Frequently Asked Questions
"What have I done to deserve this?"
I'm afraid all it took was being born and allowing us access to your email address.
"What is 'Rev T-Bagg and his Fantabulous Teabaggadelics'?"
Well, it's a band featuring: Paul Wendel (Earl Grey) on guitar; Sean Darby (Chamomiles Davis) on piano; Pat O'Hara (T-Pott Döm Skandul) on drum; P.J. Bodkin (Mr. Herbal) blowing on the harp; bassist extraordinaire Mr. T-Ball ColdHands, who was abandoned as an infant on Bootsy Collins' doorstep; and Tony Volpone (Reverend T-Bagg) approximating vocals.
"What kind of band is it?"
We have been described as Tom Waits meets Spinal Tap fronted by Radar from M*A*S*H. A close description, but I find it helps to picture that union producing an offspring that wasn't cursed with any of that musical talent or comedic timing.
"Are you the greatest act I will ever see grace a stage?"
As a matter of fact we are. I am amazed that you managed to figure that out by asking only 3 questions. You must truly be gifted.
"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
Because you touch yourself at night.
Which, of course, is how it should be.
Magic Piano-playing Rainbow
Snare drum, inappropriate humor
Smokin' on a night train,
chewin' on a jelly roll
Bass abuser, self-proclaimed "Governor of Funkachusetts"
you don't dig the Reverend T-Bagg?
