The Atheletic collage

The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture,
literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.

16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D

Conversation between a Cyber-Savvy and his wife

Husband : (Returning home late) Good morning dear, Iam now logged in.

Wife : "Have you brought the grocery?"

Husband : Bad command or file name.

Wife : But I told you yesterday.

Husband : Volatile memor....No tracers of data. Retry/Abort

wife : what about the jeweller for our marriage anniversary?

Husband : Variable not found try updating to the latest variable.

Wife : Atleast give your credit card I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Shared resources voilation.Access denied...

Wife : Do you remember who Iam?

Husband : Linker error....Corrupted Memory....

Wife : Do you love me or do you love computers or you are just being funny?

Husband : ERROR!Too many parameters.

Wife : It was a great mistake to marry an idot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife :You are useless.

Husband : It is by defualt.

Wife : What about your salary?

Husband : File in use....Try Later...

Wife : What is my value in the family?

Husband : Unknown virus.