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The scene opens in
the entrance area of the EHWC arena. Currently EHWC
reporter Chris Malloy can be seen he is holding a
microphone and looks to be very excited. He has an inane
grin going right across his face as he begins to speak.
Chris Malloy: Hello everybody, I'm Chris Malloy and as you may be able to tell I'm currently very excited, and why I am so excited you might ask. Well that's because in a few moments EHWC's two latest recruits will be walking right through this entrance to begin what should be two very exciting EHWC careers. And by the looks of things here they come right now. I can't wait to be the first EHWC reporter to get some comments from them.
The entrance door opens and in wa lk two figures who should be familiar to most former OCW and WWWP wrestlers, because the two people entering the arena are none other than Sabre and Magenta. Sabre looks every bit as intimidating and powerful as he has done in the past whilst Magenta is looking as sexy as ever. As they enter the door Chris Malloy immediately pounces on them to ask his questions.
Chris Malloy: Hi Sabre, and Hi Magenta it's great to see you here in the EHWC.
Sabre: Well it's great to be here, as I'm really looking forward to competing in this great fed.
Chris Malloy: What about you Magenta, what's your opinion on being here in EHWC.
Magenta: I should have a fantastic time here because I've decided that here in EHWC I'm no longer just going to confine myself to managing duties, I'm going to get back in the ring and show everyone that I am one hell of a competitor.
Sabre: And believe me Chris, she's going to do just that, because as anyone whoever saw her compete in Europe will know that she is one hell of a competitor and more than a match for anyone in the world male or female.
Chris Malloy: Sabre you've had a lot of success in the wrestling world and over the last couple of weeks you have probably been the biggest free agent in the whole of wrestling so what made you decide to come to EHWC.
Sabre: Well after the closure of OCW and the WWWP I was looking for somewhere that would offer the same level of high competition and I think in the EHWC I have definitely found that kind of place. There are some great wrestlers here people such as Chris Kostoff, Paul Middle and Pain Killer, these are the kind of guys who will take me to the very limit and the kind of guys who will help me elevate myself to the next level of wrestling superstardom. Plus their a few guys here who need a good kicking, in the past I've had a lot of differences with Chris Shea and Blade Helms and here in EHWC I intend to give those two guys the beating they deserve.
Chris Malloy: Do you have your eyes on any titles.
Sabre: Of course I always have my eyes on the titles. Anybody who knows me, knows that one of my biggest wishes is to have more gold than Mr T, and to do that I will need to win as many titles as possible and after looking at the current EHWC title holders I think I could take those titles off them any time I wanted. For starters you've got Barbi as world champion, sure she's tough but she isn't half the competitor I am and if we were to ever meet in the ring I would smash her into little pieces and take that world title. Then you have Pain Killer with the international title. I have a lot of respect for Good old PK he is an awesome competitor a true credit to the sport of pro wrestling but I just can't see him ever been able to get the job done against me, I just have a little bit too much for him and that international will be mine if I ever face him in the ring. And finally we have the television champion. The infamous Assassin, a wrestler so bad that he doesn't even deserve to be in the ring, how he ever won a title belt is beyond me. I have already beaten this guy comprehensively several times in the past and if I meet him again I'm sure I'll beat him even more comprehensively and take that belt right off him. Just face it Chris as soon as I decide to go after one of those belts, the belt is as good as mine because no one is ever going to stop me taking what I want.
Chris Malloy: Well speaking of Assassin, you and Magenta will be facing both him and Hammer in a tag team match this week on Chaos.
Sabre: Well that should be an easy match for us shouldn't it Magenta.
Magenta: Sure, no problem at all. Assassin and Hammer are so pathetic.
Sabre: They certainly are that, you see Chris both Hammer and Assassin are huge guys but neither of them possesses even the slightest bit of skill. Even Blade Helms on an off day with one hand tied behind his back could out wrestle either one of these guys, they are just useless and on Chaos you will see them totally taken to the cleaners, because I can just see them both walking straight into a sabrecrusher, and once that move hits the three count is only moments away.
Chris Malloy: Recently it was stated that at the next EHWC pay per view there would be new tag team champions crowned. If you two beat Assassin and Hammer do you plan to go after these belts.
Sabre: What do you if we beat Assassin and Hammer, it's a case of when we beat them, because we will definitely beat them. Okay let's go back to the tag belts. Of course we are interested in them, who wouldn't be interested in becoming the first ever EHWC tag team champions.
Magenta: Winning those belts would be a major honour, so we will definitely be putting our names forward for any match to determine new champs. And with Sabre's extensive tag team wrestling experience and my amazing skills we have possibly an odds on chance of winning them.
Chris Malloy: Who would you see as potential challengers going for those belts.
Sabre: I can't see any potential challengers. Virtually everyone in the EHWC seems to hate each other, and I can't see anybody having the kind of continuity that Magenta and I have. We have the kind of continuity that other teams can only dream about, the continuity, which will take us to victory after victory in the tag team ranks and will ensure that every opponent we ever face starting with Assassin and Hammer get the crap kicked out of them.
Chris Malloy: Well thanks for the words you two and good luck in your careers here in EHWC.
Magenta: We don't need luck, it is the other guys who will need luck, they will all the luck in the world to make sure that they don't have there asses totally and utterly kicked.
Sabre: They will need all there luck to make sure that they are not sabreized.
Sabre and Magenta walk away from Chris, who has an impressed luck on his face. The scene then fades to black. |