The scene opens inside of a very beautiful park in the middle of Calgary. The amazing scenery is only improved by the fact that it a nice sunny day. The camera pans around the almost perfect scene for a while it until it eventually settles on Sabre and Magenta who are sitting on a park bench enjoying the view.

Sabre: Does life get any better than this, sitting down looking at a beautiful view whilst in a beautiful city.

Magenta: Well I can think of one thing that would make things better.

Sabre: And what would that be Magenta.

Magenta: Well that thing would be winning the EHWC tag team titles.

Sabre: Well winning those belts would be great, and luckily for us we will win them on Sunday at Highway to Hell, because I can't see anyway anyone can stop us. Those belts are so going to be ours.

Magenta: I don't see that there is any way of debating that fact. We are just so damn good, Burke and Middle are so damn average and Assassin and Hammer as so damn bad. It is surely just a matter of time until our hands are raised in victory and the belts are ours.

Sabre and Magenta get back to enjoying the view, until a few moments later it is ruined by the rather unpleasant sight of Mark Simpson with a microphone in hand walking into view.

Sabre: Other than ruining our view what the hell does he want.

Magenta: I suppose he'll be to ask you a few annoying questions. After all you did promise him an interview.

Sabre: Oh well, I guess we'll have to put up with him then.

Mark walks right up to Sabre and sticks his microphone right into his face.

Mark Simpson: Can I have an interview please after all you did promise.

Sabre: Sigh, I suppose so, but make it snappy I want to watch the view instead of your ugly face.

Mark Simpson: Ugly, I'll have you know my mother says I'm very good looking.

Magenta: She's lying to you Mark, you're definitely one ugly dude.

Sabre: I'm not going to argue with that, you are definitely in need of a paper bag.

Mark Simpson: Well if you don't mind I'd like to get onto the interview instead of talking about my appearance.

Sabre: Get on with it then.

Mark Simpson: Well firstly I wanted to address an issue which neither you or Magenta has brought up this week and that is the fact that at Highway to Hell there is a special stipulation to your match, and that stipulation to your match is that it will be a flaming tables, ladders and sledgehammer match.

Sabre: Well Mark, the reason why we haven't brought up the stipulation is because there is really no need to. You see Mark, Magenta and I are so much better than both the teams that could face us that we will beat either of them regardless of the stipulation. The match could be a stun gun on a pole match, a triple cage barb wire match or even a underwater death match and we would still kick all our opponents asses. Middle, Burke, Assassin and Hammer just can't compare to us in any type of match and whoever has to face us will probably quite literally get burned.

Mark Simpson: But the flaming tables, ladder and slesgehammer match is going to be one hell of a dangerous match, you shouldn't take it to lightly after all in this kind of match your careers could very well be on the line.

Sabre: It's nothing we can't handle, Magenta and I are both definitely hardcore, so this kind of match will be all in a day's work for us. But I know that Burke, Middle, Assassin and Hammer are definitely not hardcore so they all struggle in this kind of match. I imagine all four of them are probably quivering in their wrestling boots scared that they might get hit by a sledge hammer and scared that they might get put through a flaming table.

Magenta: Well they should be scared because that will probably happen to them, I can't see any of them managing to avoid that fate when they are against people of our immense ability.

Sabre: So if anything Mark this stipulation gives us an even bigger advantage than we had before, because while we will thrive on the intense atmosphere in the match, our opponents will suffer from it, they will then probably freeze and we will take them out.

Mark Simpson: Will the stipulation change your tactics going into the match.

Sabre: No probably not, we will probably just plough through our opponents like we normally do, however for old time's sake I would love to put Paul Middle through a flaming table so if I face him at Highway to Hell I will be making sure I do just that.

Magenta: And I'd love to hit a shooting star press on Joe Burke form the top of a ladder so I think I'll definitely do that at some point.

Sabre: But other than those things Mark our tactics will probably not change much, and that's because none of our prospective opponents are good enough to make us want or need to change them.

Mark Simpson: What tactics do you think your opponents will employ.

Sabre: That's a pretty irrelevant qu estion Mark, because none of them have the intelligence to come up with a plan that will help them to even come close to beating us.

Mark Simpson: What about TB1004, that super computer must be able to come up with some sort of plan to beat you two.

Sabre: Not even that computer could come up with a plan for them to beat us. Even if it had all the processing power in the world it still wouldn't be able to come up with a plan . We just too much ability for any plan to work against us. You only have to look at TB1004 lack of references to us to see that it can't plan for us. You see Mark while that damn computer gives advice to Middle all the time on people like Kostoff and Pain Killer, but it gives no advice on us. Even though it must have lots of data in its memory about me. After all I was 2 time world champion in OCW whilst Kostoff never held the belt and PK only had it for about a minute. TB1004 knows along us with the rest of us that there is no way Middle can beat us or that anyone can beat us. That's why he offers him no advice on me, and that's why he will never come up with a plan to beat us. Even a so called super computer can't do the impossible.

Mark Simpson: Joe Burke seems like an intelligent man, perhaps he could come up with a plan.

Magenta: I doubt a man who considers himself to be less good than bread is capable of coming up with any sort of decent strategy. I' m guessing Burke will come to the ring totally unprepared and when he does that he will just be destroyed.

Mark Simpson: What about Assassin and Hammer they've been up against you before so perhaps they will use that experience to come up with some ideas on how to beat you two.

Sabre: Those two wouldn't even know how to change a lightbulb. These are both completely clueless and couldn't even formulate a plan to last five minutes against us never mind a winning plan. Believe me Mark we have nothing to fear from those two.

Magenta: And likewise we have nothing to fear from Middle and Burke. We will push those two aside like they were nothing. Mark you will just have to face facts those tag team belts are so going to be ours.

Mark Simpson: In your match there will probably be a lot of sledgehammers used but do you plan to bring any other special weapons to the ring.

Sabre: Well our hardcore box of delights arrived at the stadium this morning so we've been deciding which weapons to use. If we go up against Hammer and Assassin we'll probably use the same weapons we used last week. They were more than capable of doing the job so why change a winning formula, but if we face Middle and Burke we will need different weapons as we will be facing a different kind of opponent. Because Middle and Burke are both small quick guys, we will need to use weapons that will slow them down. I think one of my all time favourite weapons will do the trick. My good old barbed wire covered 2 by 4 will get the job done especially if I was to hit one of my opponents in the knee with it. That would definitely slow them down setting them up for a quick sabrecrusher and then a victory.

Magenta: Well my weapon of choice to use against Middle and Burke will be a good old fashioned chair with lots of thumb tacks stuck to it.

Sabre: Good thinking Magenta, that sounds like one nasty piece of equipment.

Magenta: Nasty and deadly. You see Mark, the tack covered chair will be a great weapon to use against Middle and Burke because as well as being able to inflict a lot of pain with it, and as well as being able to bust someone open with it, with the greatest of ease. You can also wrap it around someone's leg to try and break it. If we can break one of Middle's or Burke's legs they will surely be only moments from defeat.

Mark Simpson: It sounds like you have most bases covered then.

Sabre: We definitely have all the bases covered because we are going to let nothing stand in our way of winning the tag titles. Now Mark you've had enough of our time so could you please leave.

Mark Simpson: Couldn't I stay for a short while longer to ask you a few more questions.

Sabre: No you must go now or you will end up like all our opponents at Highway to Hell. And that means you will end up being sabreized.

A worried expression appears of Mark's face and he runs off out of camera shot when he does so the scene fades to black.