The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. Sabre can be seen sitting down watching a monitor. By the looks of him, it would seem that he is still recovering from his epic match at Highway to Hell. Currently Sabre is enjoying a bottle of beer and has his newly won EHWC tag team belt sitting alongside him, every now and again he looks at it proudly. Sitting alongside Sabre also drinking beer is EHWC reporter Chris Malloy. The camera then pans around to show are currently watching on the monitor. The monitor is showing Magenta climbing up the ladder during the match at Highway to Hell when she gets to the top and grabs the belt Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: She really is magnificent isn't she Chris.

Chris Malloy: Well I think Magenta has certainly proved that she is one hell of a wrestler.

Sabre: I think she's done more than that she has shown that she is capable of competing at the very top, and that she can beat anyone on any given day.

Chris Malloy: Yes she's probably done that too.

Sabre: Let's face it Chris she is one hell of a woman isn't she. She is just so perfect, because not only can she totally kick ass, she also likes football, likes to drink lots of beer and has a big pair of bristols too. A man can't ask for much more than that can he. It's almost enough to make someone as committed to the bachelor lifestyle like me to want to settle down.

Chris Malloy: Hey I thought you and Magenta were already an item.

Sabre: No Chris we're just very close friends but at the moment she just seems to getting lovelier and lovelier every day so perhaps I might just have to change our present situation.

Chris Malloy: Well you might not get the chance because if she's single I might just chance my arm and see if I can have any luck with her.

Sabre: What an ugly bugger like you scoring with a total babe like Magenta, there's no chance in hell of that happening mate. I think you're better off just sticking with the fat desperate women you usually have to go for because you can't get anything else better.

Chris Malloy: Sigh I guess you're right. Little guys like me never get the best chicks.

Sabre: You'd do well to remember that Chris, the babes should be left for the likes of me.

Chris Malloy: Perhaps if I hit the gym and got myself into shape women like Magenta might go for me.

Sabre: Even if you were in the gym non stop for the next couple of years women like Magenta wouldn't be interested in you especially with guys like me as your competition. Ready to knock your block off if you even try to usurp my place in the pulling queue.

Chris Malloy: {Gulp}

The locker room door then opens and Magenta walks in. She is dressed very sexily more than enough to turn on any red blooded man, and she also has her tag team title belt over her shoulder. She goes over to a small fridge and gets a beer before sitting down near Sabre and Chris. Whilst she is doing this Sabre and Chris look at her in a coy manner. She then begins to speak to them.

Magenta: You two guys look so suspicious what on earth where you talking about.

Sabre: Er Football.

Chris Malloy: Er Marx's theory of value.

Magenta: Come on lads it's make your mind up time, what where you just talking about.

Chris Malloy: Football.

Sabre: Marx's theory of value.

Magenta: Okay then Chris, if you were talking about football who did Sabre think was man of the match during England's glorious victory over Argentina in the world cup on Friday.

Chris Malloy: Er I can't remember.

Magenta: And Sabre if you two were talking about Marx's theory of Value what did Marx think was the source of all profit.

Sabre: Sorry Magenta that's slipped my mind I just seem to have forgotten that piece of information.

Magenta: Well I don't believe you two for a moment because if you were really talking about football or Marx's theory of value you two would know these things. So therefore I'm guessing you two were talking about something else instead, and perhaps that other thing you were talking about involved me in some way.

Sabre: No way Magenta, I'd never talk about you behind your back. I'm far too much of a gentleman.

Chris Malloy: And I wouldn't dare talk about you just in case you found out and kicked my ass.

Magenta: You guys are terrible liars especially you Chris, it's just so obvious the way you two were acting when I came into the room that you were talking about me.

Chris Malloy: No we definitely weren't Magenta. I can promise you of that.

Magenta: Come on guys just tell the truth will you.

Chris Malloy: But we are telling the truth Magenta.

Magenta: Well I think I should leave until you two guys start telling the truth, I don't want to hang around with people who just keep on lying.

Magenta downs her bottle of beer and leaves the room as she slams the door Sabre begins to Chris.

Sabre: You've blown it now jackass, you should just have kept stum like me. If you did that she would still be here and I wouldn't have to go and make up to her.

Chris Malloy: Sorry about that, but I also thought I was quite good at telling fibs.

Sabre: Well unfortunately for you Chris you're not so I think you'll just have to learn to keep quiet when you're been asked tricky questions like that.

Chris Malloy: I'll try.

Sabre: You do that, anyway you've still got to admit with the downing of that beer and that sexy outfit showing off her fine figure to perfection that she is one hell of a women isn't she.

Chris Malloy: Definitely, she is a total fox, oh I'd just love to sabreize her.

Sabre: Watch it Chris that's my line and it's copyrighted . If you use it again I might just have to sabreize you.

Scene fades to black.