The scene opens just outside Magenta's locker room. Currently EHWC reporter Chris Malloy can be seen standing outside the door. In one hand he has a nice bunch of flowers and in the other he is holding a big box of chocolates.
Chris Malloy: Damn it I've been here an hour and I've still seen no sign of Magenta. I know she's in the building but she's not in her locker room and I haven't seen her walking towards it. So where the hell can she be?
Chris looks impatiently at his watch.
Chris Malloy: She's got to come past here at some point and when she does I'm going to make my move. Sure she might be way more attractive than most of the girls I end up with but perhaps with a bit of charm I might be able to get in there. And since she's currently single she might be even more susceptible to the old Malloy magic. But I better hope she comes along soon as I definitely don't want Sabre to know what I'm doing, if he finds out I'm after Magenta I could be in serious trouble.
In the distance footsteps can be heard walking towards Chris' direction.
Chris Malloy: This could well be her, and if it is you never know tonight could be my lucky night.
The footsteps get closer then a figure emerges from around the corner, unfortunately for Chris it's not Magenta instead it is none other than Sabre. Like Chris, Sabre is also holding a big bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates. He is also very smartly dressed and definitely looks like a real treat for the ladies. Sabre sees Chris and quickly walks over to him.
Sabre: Chris what the hell are you doing standing outside Magenta's locker room whilst holding a big bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.
Chris Malloy: Oh I was just waiting for someone.
Sabre: And who would that be Chris.
Chris Malloy: Well I'd rather not say, as it's a bit of a private matter between myself and the other person involved.
Sabre: Well that's nice Chris but why don't you go an wait somewhere else because I'm waiting for Magenta here, I heard she'll be coming this way soon.
Chris Malloy: Well I told the other person I'd meet them here so I'm sorry but I have to stay here.
Sabre: Well I suppose that's okay but just don't get in the way when Magenta gets here because I have some important things to discuss with her.
Chris Malloy: Well actually I might have to get in the way because Magenta is the person I've actually come here to meet.
Sabre: Why the hell would Magenta want to meet a little pipsqueak like you when a true love god like myself is standing here alongside you.
Chris Malloy: Well perhaps she appreciates the fact that I'm such a nice bloke.
Sabre: Don't talk shite man, being nice gets you nowhere in this day and age especially with the ladies. It's big bulging biceps, big pecs and a 12 inch pork sabre that help you score with the ladies these days.
Chris Malloy: Well we'll just have to see when she gets here won't we.
Sabre: Whatever Chris but just remember that you have no chance at all of getting anywhere with her.
Chris Malloy: Well I'm going to give it my best and we'll just see what happens won't we.
Sabre: Well I can tell you what will happen, she'll laugh right at you and she'll end up on my arm.
Chris Malloy: Well I think I have a great chance with her.
Sabre: Chris you've got more chance of jumping over the grand canyon than you have of getting anyway with Magenta especially with me around. Just face facts man, you suck. Well anyway shut up for now will you I think that's her coming right now.
Just like Sabre said Magenta suddenly enters the scene, she is looking as magnificent as usual. She see Sabre and Chris and goes over to talk to them.
Magenta: Hello Boys.
Sabre: Hi Magenta .
Chris Malloy: Well Hello Magenta.
Magenta: Well before I go to my locker room to get changed I think I need to ask what on earth are you two doing stood outside my locker room holding flowers and chocolates and wearing your best suits.
Sabre: Oh absolutely nothing Magenta. We were just having a friendly chat.
Chris Malloy: That's right Magenta we were just talking.
Magenta: Well why do two grown men need flowers and chocolates when they are just talking to each other.
Chris Malloy: Well we'd just bought them from the local travelling Chocolate and flowers vendor who just passed by here, you see it's Sabre's mothers birthday today and we bought them for here she'll be here soon.
Magenta: Oh really Chris, you're given them to Sabre's mother even though she's currently in Middlesbrough and her birthdays in November.
Chris Malloy: Erm.
Sabre: There for Chris'second cousins sixth wedding anniversary.
Magenta: But that was in March, you two aren't lying to me again are you.
Sabre: No way Magenta, I'm always honest with you.
Chris Malloy: Yeah so am I.
Magenta: You are lying both of you, you're both so transparent. I just can't believe how suspiciously you two are acting of late, I wish I knew what the hell you were up too.
Chris Malloy: We weren't up to anything at all I promise you.
Magenta: My god more lies, you both know how I don't like liars. So until you two start telling the truth I'm out of here.
Magenta goes into her locker room and closes the door behind her, as soon as she leaves Sabre turns back to Chris.
Sabre: Way to go stupid, your geeky presence totally ruined my chance s there.
Chris Malloy: You ruined my chances too, I just couldn't speak to her properly with you around.
Sabre: What chances man.
Chris Malloy: Oh come on I have just as good a chance as anybody.
Sabre: A recently defecated piece of shit has more chance than you. Because believe me Chris just like my path to the EHWC world title is obvious my path to Magenta's heart is just so obvious as well and I'm not going to let a runt like you get in my way. So I'd suggest getting out of here as quickly as possible before I give you a quick sabreizing.
Chris quickly runs away to get away from Sabre, just as he is about to turn a corner Sabre throws his box of chocolates and bunch of flowers at him, but Chris manages to turn around the corner before they hit, the scene then fades to black.