The scene opens in a backstage area of the GM Palace. Sabre can currently be seen moving quickly through the area, he is smartly dressed and is carrying a huge cuddly teddy bear. As he is moving through the area EHWC reporter Ashley Hill intercepts him.

Ashley Hill: Hey Sabre nice teddy bear.

Sabre: Er what teddy bear would that be.

Sabre drops the bear and unconvincingly hides it behind his back.

Ashley Hill: That bear behind your back.

Sabre: Oh that thing, it's nothing just a present for somebody.

Ashley Hill: And who would that be.

Sabre: As if I'd tell the likes of you, anyway who the hell are you I don't think I've ever seen your ugly face before.

Ashley Hill: Hey I'm not ugly.

Sabre: Oh don't take offence young lady it's only an expression. But the question is still there who the hell are you.

Ashley Hill: Why I'm Ashley Hill one of EHWC reporters.

Sabre: Well how come I've never seen you on the TV before then.

Ashley Hill: Well no one has ever wanted to do an interview with me. All the wrestlers seem to be busy doing other things or having their interviews with Chris and Mark and without any interviews to do I'll forever be left off the TV.

Sabre: Well what do you want me to about it.

Ashley Hill: Well I thought since you are such an approachable guy you wouldn't mind if I did an interview with you.

Sabre: Well normally I wouldn't mind because after all being nice is nice. But at the moment I'm in a rush because I want to go and see Magenta as quickly as possible as I' ve got something important to say to her.

Ashley Hill: Oh pretty please could I have an interview. If I don't get this one I don't know when I'll ever get the chance again.

Sabre: Oh I don't know time is pressing.

Ashley Hill: Oh pretty please with a cherry on top.

Sabre: Well since you put it like that okay I'll do it, but you had better be quick about it the clock is definitely ticking.

Ashley Hill: Well firstly what do you think about Ryan Trent.

Sabre: Sabre: What do I think of Trent, I think he's one of the weakest wrestlers on the face of the planet. To put it bluntly he sucks.

Ashley Hill: But what about his recent comments

Sabre: What comments Ashley, I have way too much on my plate to listen to nobodies like Trent.

Ashley Hill: Well I think he wants a fight with you because he was insulting your home country, your looks and the size of you manhood.

A decidedly unimpressed look appears on Sabre's face.

Sabre: Oh I'm so bothered by those words. Oh I might just have to start tearing down some walls so that I can find Trent and give him a beating. Trying to insult somebody by saying they have a small penis, oh how original Ryan. That will definitely get me wanting to challenge you to a match. Anyway how would you know you big my pork sabre is, as much as you want to see all twelve inches of it you'll never get the chance to look upon it as unfortunalty for you I just don't swing that way, and as for saying I'm ugly have you ever looked in the mirror. You make Assassin look like a Brad Pitt or a George Clooney. You'll find that you're the ugly one who never ever gets a date. While I'm the one who'll be winning the EHWC sexiest wrestler award. Trent your petty little words will never bait me into having a match with you. Instead why don't you for once act like a man and just straight up challenge me.

Ashley Hill: If he did that would you accept a match with him.

Sabre: Well Ryan Trent really is no challenge to me, if I was to face him in the ring I would just crush him so easily. I doubt I'd even break a sweat. You just have to look at the last time I face him when we were both in OCW. In a triple threat match between me, him and some worthless piece of garbage called Chrissy Martin I destroyed my two opponents without any trouble at all and pinned them both at the same time to win the match. If we were to face Trent again the result would be just as conclusive. In fact I think it would be even easier because I've improved so much since that match and Trent has only got even worse. But while Trent is no challenge to me if really wants to get in the ring with the ultimate fighting machine then I'd be happy to give him a good old fashioned ass whopping because after all I never back down from anybody especially if they are as pathetic as Trent.

Ashley Hill: Let's move away from Trent shall we.

Sabre: Oh please do he's doesn't deserve one more second of my time.

Ashley Hill: Okay let's move on to your opponent this week on Chaos, Cole Steel. What are your opinions on him.

Sabre: Well I don't really have many opinions on him as I don't know much about the guy. Like me he was in OCW but he left before I joined so I never got to see him in action, but from the little scraps of information I've got on him I think he'll go down to defeat just as easily as Trent would if he was to ever face me again.

Ashley Hill : What are these scraps of information you have on Cole.

Sabre: Well firstly there is his performance in the tag team title match as Highway to Hell. It was just so obvious from that match that he just isn't up to my level. Then you have to look back at what he did on OCW. You see in that fed Cole was famous for one thing and one thing only and that was getting the shit kicked out of him by Chris Shea. The only time I ever heard his name mentioned was by Shea gloating over what he had done to him. Now Shea is a good wrestler but you've got to admit he's definitely no Sabre. So if Shea can almost kill Cole just think what I could do to him. It almost doesn't bare thinking about does it.

Ashley Hill: Well what about Zzack he could get involved in the match.

Sabre: If he does it will make no difference because Zzack is a moron, he barely knows a wrist lock from a wrist watch. If he comes down to the ring I'll just brush him aside as easily as I would a fly and then I'll get back to sabreizing Cole and winning yet another match. Anyway if Zzack does come to the ring I'll have Magenta backing me up. She'd easily take care of Zzack for me.

Sabre: As Sabre says Magenta's name a smile appears on his face.

Sabre: Sorry Ashley got to go I've got things to do.

Ashley Hill: Please a few more questions.

Sabre though doesn't respond he's already picked up his teddy bear and buggered off. The camera quickly catches up with him as he walks on through the backstage alone.

Sabre: Now that pesky Ashley Hill is out of the way I can get back to thinking of Magenta, just think in a few moments she could well be mine.

Sabre walks down another corridor at the end of the door Magenta's locker room door can be found. Although it is still some distance away.

Sabre: Yippeee almost there.

But alas for Sabre in the distance Chris Malloy can be seen also holding a large teddy bear. Chris Malloy is then seen entering Magenta's locker room.

Sabre: My god not again, even though he's got no chance if he's in there he'll yet again mess it up for me. And I can't throw him out of the room, Magenta wouldn't take to kindly to that. If only I hadn't given that damn Ashley Hill an interview I would have got there first. I guess there's no point on going in now I'll just have to wait for anther chance but next time I know I'm definitely going to make sure I beat Malloy and get in there first, and when I do I just know that Magenta will be mine.

Scene fades to black.