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The scene opens in a backstage area of the GM Palace. In the distance Sabre can be seen talking to Ashley Hill, however they are too far away to hear what they are saying. Because of this the camera man decides to move towards them to hear them, but alas for him by the time he gets in hearing range the conversation is almost over.
Sabre: Well thanks for that information Ashley I should be able to put that knowledge to great effect.
Ashley Hill: No problem Sabre I always like to lend all the EHWC wrestlers a hand when I am able too. Anyway that's all I had to say so I guess I'll see you around.
Sabre: Sure see you later.
Ashley leaves as she does so the camera stays with Sabre. A subtle smile then appears on his face.
Sabre: With that news from Ashley surely I must be close to getting into paradise. The next few days could be possibly some of the best of my life, oh I just can't wait for these good times to start. Hang on a minute isn't that Chris Malloy over there next to that vending machine. I must go and have a chat with him and congratulate him on his impressive endeavours.
Sure enough as the camera pans around a bit Chris Malloy can be seen beside a vending machine. Sabre runs over to him and pats hit quite hard on the back. When he does this Malloy is knocked forward a few feet. He quickly recomposes himself and turns around to face Sabre.
Chris Malloy: Sabre I should kick your ass for doing that.
Sabre: Chris you wouldn't even last five seconds in the ring with me. There is just no way you could ever kick my ass. Mind you though you probably have more chance than Trent does. I ever get in the ring with him he is definitely going to be history. Anyway all I did was give you a manly pat on the bag so there is no need for violence.
Chris Malloy: Well it was a bit hard wasn't it.
Sabre: No it wasn't it was just normal strength. Besides you deserve a pat on the back for officially becoming EHWC biggest pervert. Ashley Hill told me all about you trying to sneak into Magenta's locker room to catch a glimpse of her naked.
Chris Malloy: I wasn't trying to see her naked although I would like to see her that way. I just wanted to give her a present.
Sabre: Well according to Ashley, Magenta didn't see it that way and see sent you packing from her locker room telling you that she never wanted to see you again.
Chris Malloy: It's just so unfair. I went into that room with all the good intentions in the world and I ended up with only abject misery to show for it .
Sabre: Good Good.
Chris Malloy: How can you say that, to a man with my level of distress.
Sabre: Quite easily because now you have as predicted totally blown your chance with Magenta, leaving me with a clear run on goal. You won't be able to get in my way now and that means it won't be long until Magenta is where she should be and that is on my arm.
Chris Malloy: Well I hope she knocks you back as well, and I hope Cole Steel beats you on Chaos on Saturday that would definitely serve you right.
Sabre: As if that's going to happen. Cole Steel will never be able to beat me. He won't even be able to hurt me. I will dominate him like a school yard bully dominates the school nerd and then when I've grown bored of doing that I'll hit a sabrecrusher and pick up the win. With my huge levels of talent, Cole won't even come close to beating me. He will just be sabreized.
Chris Malloy: Well you'd better beware because I think Cole will get the job done against you.
Sabre: Beware of what Malloy. I just have nothing to fear from the man. I'm more talented, stronger, more intelligent and way more hardcore. All he is to me is cannon fodder and when he gets in the ring with me I will prove this when I beat him to a bloody pulp.
Chris Malloy: Well if Cole can't the job done against you.
Sabre: Oh don't worry he won't.
Chris Malloy: Well I hope then that Trent beats you in that weird bird cage match he wanted.
Sabre: Come on Chris don't get carried away now. Trent doesn't even have the skill to hit one offensive move against me. If we face each other it will almost certainly be the most one-sided match in EHWC history. And anyway who said anything about taking him on in that weird birdcage match. Since he challenged me I get to choose the stipulation. And I choose just a regular EHWC style hardcore match. Trent should realise that this is wrestling not some good damn freak show. When I wrestle I want to be in the kind of matches were the best man wins, not a match with stupid stipulation which brings huge elements of randomness into it. So if Trent wants to face me he'll do it in a regular match. He can save his freaky birdcage match for a fellow freak like Assassin.
Chris Malloy: Well even if you get passed Cole and Trent, I still hope Magenta gives you the elbow.
Sabre: Well we'll see about that won't we. Okay Malloy I've had enough of you and your bitterness so get out of my sight.
Chris Malloy: Go on make me.
Sabre: I might just have to do that Malloy.
Chris quickly backs down from Sabre and runs away out of camera shot.
Sabre: Right that's him gone and out of the way. Now I go and see Magenta and see if my lucks in.
Sabre walks off camera and the scene fades to black. |