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The Scene in Sabre's locker room. As the camera moves around a bit we can see Sabre and Magenta taking part in a pretty intense make out session. After around 15 seconds they stop and Sabre begins to speak.
Sabre: Magenta this weekend must have been the best of my life because not only did Cole Steel became the latest victim of the sabrecrusher, not only did England beat Denmark to get into the Quarter Finals of the World Cup but even better than those things you and I finally became an item. Words just cannot describe how happy I am right now knowing that everything in my life is totally perfect.
Magenta: It's just about perfect for me to, because I have now proved myself to the best female competitor in EHWC after I put Barbi in Extreme Torture, and I too am over the moon about our relationship because I couldn't have asked for a more perfect man than you. 'll tell you what though Sabre I just can't believe it took us so long to get together, after all we've both loved each other for so long.
Sabre: I think I'll have to take the blame for that you see since I'm English and male that automatically means that I can't talk about feelings and stuff like that. It was lucky that you made the move on me because it would have been almost impossible for me to truly tell you how I felt. I think it's probably because I have that typical British Stiff Upper Lip.
Magenta: Well as long as you can keep something else stiff I'll be happy.
Sabre: With you as my girlfriend I will definitely have no problem in that department.
Magenta: Sometimes you really do say the sweetest things.
Sabre: Well I do try my best.
Sabre and Magenta then enjoy another passionate kiss. When this finishes Sabre begins to speak again.
Sabre: Okay I think we'll have to stop the romance for a few minutes and get down to business.
Magenta: Shouldn't we wait until the cameras are turned off for that.
Sabre: No I don't mean getting down to the business that can wait for later although hopefully not too much later. I mean getting down to the business of wrestling.
Magenta: Oh I get you now.
Sabre: You see Magenta we have another big week of wrestling ahead of us . Firstly I have to put Ryan Trent in his place when I face him in a standard one on one match.
Magenta: That should be no problem for you, after all as well as being the ultimate loving machine you're also the ultimate fighting machine so when you go up against someone as weak and pathetic as Trent you should be able to tear him apart in a matter of seconds.
Sabre: I have no doubt that he will be torn apart in seconds, I just can't see how he can avoid been sabreized, but against Trent I must do more than that. I must totally humiliate him so that he knows never again to challenge someone way above his station. And you know what Magenta I definitely think I'll be able to do just that. A quick Sabreplex here and a sabrebomb there and he'll almost gone, then a quick sabrecrusher to finish him off. But against Trent I might need to do more so that he finally learns his place. So therefore I'll just have to put him in the 1000 years of pain so that he has to tap out and totally beg for mercy because of the intense pain of the hold.
Magenta: Don't you think the 1000 years of pain is a little bit too much after all you've ended guys careers with that move just remember Wang Zu in the WWWP.
Sabre: When I apply the move there is always that chance, the chance that a man may never wrestle again, but that's no more than Trent deserves after all he brings nothing to the EHWC. He is weak weak weak and the fans deserve better than his pitiful wrestling performances.
Magenta: I'm not going to argue with that, Trent has never impressed me, here in EHWC and in OCW he did nothing of any real worth and every time he went in the ring against the elite he was almost killed. Let's face it he is a total nobody and you'll have no trouble making sure that he is vanquished.
Sabre: Well that's enough about Trent at this time he really is worth no more of my time. On the otherhand though you have an opponent you is worthy of time.
Magenta: Yes Joe Burke should be a tough opponent, when we faced him and Middle at Highway to Hell he put in one hell of a performance. He showed a lot of ability and guts having already had two matches earlier that night. But in the end he proved to just not quite good enough to beat us as I climbed the ladder to retrieve the belts to make us the first ever EHWC tag team champions.
Sabre: Well this time he'll be coming into the match fresh won't he, so he could bring you new difficulties.
Magenta: He still won' t have enough to get the job done though. I've seen enough of him in action to know that I will be able to beat him when he's fresh.
Sabre: I think you have more than enough too.
Magenta: I definitely have more than enough, when we meet in the ring Joe will go through so much pain and he may even suffer extreme torture. To put it plain and simply I will beat him and thus become the EHWC Television champion.
Sabre: You'll have double gold who would have thought it when you entered the fed.
Magenta: I don't think anyone would have but I've always been confident of my ability and confident that I would do very well here. And now I think everyone can see that I was right to be confident because I've shown everytime I've set foot in the ring that I am an elite competitor. And against Burke everyone will see another elite performance, a performance they might just talk about for a long time indeed , a performance that will see me crowned as the first ever female EHWC television champion.
Sabre: You know Magenta gold really does suit you. You look fantastic with one gold belt around your waist, just think with two gold belts you would look absolutely exquisite.
Magenta: Well I always try to look my best.
Sabre: And you certainly succeed in doing that. Let's face it you always look great so great in fact that I don't think I can resist you any longer. So come over here I have something for you.
Magenta moves closer to Sabre. Sabre and her then start another make out session as they do so the scene fades to black. |