The scene opens in the backstage area. EHWC reporter Chris Malloy can be seen walking along a corridor looking extremely dejected. He is also mumbling to himself. He is mumbling just loud enough for the camera pick up what he's saying.

Chris Malloy: Life is just so unfair, and it isn't half making me feel depressed. Last week was definitely the worst of my life and things just show no signs of getting better. Not only did I draw the short straw and had to interview that creepy Achilleos but I also totally blew my chances with Magenta and she ended up with Sabre instead of with yours truly. Watching her canoddling with Sabre is just enough to make me sick it should be me doing the canoodling with her instead. Well at least it's almost home time for me and I can get back to my hotel to relax for the evening.

Chris walks on a little bit more all the time looking more and more depressed. He then turns around a corner, when he does he bumps right into Sabre. Sabre has a huge grin on his face almost going from ear to ear and looks to be very happy indeed. Sabre sees Chris and begins to talk to him

Sabre: Hey Chris why the long face. Surely you should over the moon like me, after all it's a beautiful day today, the sun is shining and there is not a cloud in the sky.

Chris Malloy: You know fine well why I'm feeling depressed, you know that I wanted to get it on with Magenta but thanks to you I lost that chance, now I have to go back to my hotel room alone with no one to help me pass the time.

Sabre: Well Chris I'm not one to gloat but I did tell you that you never stood a chance with her, you shouldn't have got your hopes up that you would score with her because let's face it she just doesn't fancy you.

Chris Malloy: It's not fair, I never end up with the best girls. I always end of with the real swamp donkeys that no one else goes for. While you always seem to get the real high class ladies. I've read the gossip columns and I know you've been linked with several big name actresses and some super models. A week didn't go by where you weren't linked with a new sexy babe and now you've got the women who is without a doubt the most beautiful women in the world. Why can't our roles be reversed just once so that I can score with the top quality totty.

Sabre: You just have to face facts Chris, life by its very nature is unfair. Some people have all the luck whilst some people have none. Just look at me and Ryan Trent for example, when wrestling ability was handed out I was the lucky one because I was given shed loads of the stuff, but Ryan Trent was given none. When brains were handed out once again I came out with smelling of roses because I have lots of intelligence whist Trent has less IQ than a small garden plant, and finally when it came to hardcore ability once again I ended up been so much better than Trent. So you see Chris. Some people are just born better than others, and in terms of sex appeal I am lucky enough to be blessed more than you. I think you should just learn to accept that fact before you start to get any more dispirited.

Chris Malloy: Well hopefully Ryan Trent will prove you wrong during Chaos and show that you are not quite as blessed as you think.

Sabre: Come on Chris you know Trent can't beat me. He's just a clueless moron with no wrestling skill what so ever. He'll be blown away in under a minute and I won't even be out of breath. You know as well as I do that he has even less chance than Cole Steel did last week against me and Cole had no chance when he faced me.

Chris Malloy: Well I hope his Trentides sort you out then.

Sabre: Chris anyone who hangs out with Trent is automatically an idiot, so I have nothing to fear from these guys at all. Even my mother could take all of them on single-handedly so I should have no trouble with them at all. They will definitely be a non factor in this match, thus leaving the match one on one between Trent and I. And when the odds are like that there is only one thing that will happen in our match and that is Trent been destroyed.

Chris Malloy: Well if Trent can't get the job done against you then I just hope someone else comes along some time soon and does the honours.

Sabre: It'll never happen Malloy, I know that I can beat everyone on this roster in any kind of match up. There just isn't anyone out there who can even imagine beating me because I am just that damn dominant. Now Chris if you'll excuse me I'm just off to see Magenta to get up to the kind of action that you can only have wet dreams about.

Chris Malloy: You really know what to say to infuriate me don't you.

Sabre: Yes and I'm totally proud of that fact, but what makes he even more proud is the fact that this week on Chaos, Ryan Trent will be totally and utterly buried by me, there is just no doubt about it he will be sabreized.

Sabre walks away from Chris Malloy in the direction of Magenta's locker room as he does so the scene fades to black.