The scene opens just outside the door of Sabre's locker room. After a few moments of nothing happening the door opens and Sabre walks out. On leaving the room he immediately turns back around to the door and starts to speak.

Sabre: Don't worry Magenta I'll be back as soon as possible and when I do get back we can settle down to have one and a half hours of pure excitement.

Sabre then turns back around and starts to walk down a corridor almost immediately Ashley Hills seems to emerge from some shadows to confront him. Sabre tries his best to speed up to avoid her but alas she emerged from the shadows too quickly and she is just like the mountie able to get her man.

Ashley Hills: Hi Sabre can I have a word please.

Sabre: Sorry Ashley I'm in a rush.

Ashley Hill: Come on can't we do just one little interview. I'm sure the fans would love to hear what you have to say.

Sabre: Sorry Ashley but at this time no definitely means no. You see I promised Magenta I'd be back soon and I wouldn't want to let her down would I.

Ashley Hills: I'm sure she would understand if you were late because you stopped to talk to me.

Sabre: Well she is a very understanding women, but I'll still have to knock you back because even though she would have no problem with me been a bit late I still want to make sure I don't keep her waiting for too long. It wouldn't be very gentlemanly to keep her waiting would it.

Ashley Hill: When you came out of your locker room I couldn't help but overhear that you said that you and Magenta would have one and a half hours excitement. You two still aren't at it are you, it's almost like you haven't stopped all week.

Sabre: I don't know what you're talking about Ashley.

Ashley Hill: Oh come on you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you and Magenta seemingly always up to some kind of romantic entanglement since you got together.

Sabre: Well I've got to admit Magenta and I do like our romantic entanglements and who can blame me when I have a girlfriend as stunning as Magenta. But come on Ashley one and half-hours is a little bit beyond even my capabilities. I maybe to quote Jesse Ventura in Predator a sexual Tyrannosaurs, but I'm not into all that tantric sex malarkey like Sting. So 90 minutes is going to be a bit to much for me. Mind you an hour is a definite possibility though.

Ashley Hill: Well what on earth were you talking about when you said ninety minutes of excitement.

Sabre: Football of course you idiot. In case you'd forgotten England are about to play Brazil in the quarter final of the World Cup. Magenta and I are going to are going to really exciting when the match is on because it's bound to be a classic match up between the two best teams in the world and of course England are surely going to win. Now I'd love to be out there in Japan cheering all the boys on to their inevitable victory, but unlike Middle I couldn't get the time off to go and watch the event because I have to waste my time fighting Ryan no skills Trent. Oh well never mind I suppose watching it on the widescreen surround sound TV in my locker room with Magenta will make up for not being out there in person.

Ashley Hills: Come on the match isn't on for a bit so surely you can spare a couple on minutes.

Sabre: No there's no time, I have to go and get some beer, we've ran out because silly old me forgot to get some in last night. Mind you that's only because Magenta distracted me all night in the special way in which only she can so I suppose that gives me a little bit of an excuse for my forgetfulness.

Ashley Hills: Couldn't you just send a crew member out to get the beer so that you could have a little bit of time for me to interview you.

Sabre: No I couldn't do that, the crew member could never remember the complicated order I gave him, because most of the beers I usually buy are fairly obscure and anyway I like the personal touch, beer you've bought with your own two hands always tastes better than beer some else got for you.

Ashley Hills: That all sounds a little bit fishy to me are you sure you aren't just trying to avoid having to do an interview.

Sabre: Absolutely not I love doing interviews but now is not the time, I'm far to busy to sit around here talking aimlessly about nothing so if you'll excuse me I'll off now to get my ale.

Ashley Hill: Come on please I'm begging you. At least give me a few words about your upcoming match with Trent.

Sabre: Okay you've finally managed to win me over I'll give you a few words and they are I'm going to win, okay there you go Ashley, now I'm definitely going right now.

Without another word Sabre wonders towards the local beer emporium and the scene fades to black.