The scene opens with Sabre and Magenta walking along a corridor backstage in the Air Canada Centre. They are currently in the middle of a conversation.

Sabre: Magenta I don't think words can even begin to describe how happy I am to be here in the EHWC. It truly is an awesome federation, surely right at the top of the wrestling ladder. With it's great fans and the fantastic level of competition it must surely be the best. And as a wrestler you can't ask for any more than that can you.

Magenta: It's an honour to be here isn't it.

Sabre: It sure is Magenta, and now that we are here I just can't wait to get in the ring and start kicking ass. Here in EHWC I am just going to kick so much ass, it will almost be ass kicking of biblical proportions.

Magenta: And with the intensity and hardcore nature of this fed there will just be no stopping you when you get going.

Sabre: Definitely, with no silly rules getting in the way all the other wrestlers are going to know the meaning of the word pain, they will know that have being in wars and most of all they will know what it feels like to be totally sabreized. You see Magenta when I'm competing in EHWC each and every week I'll just keep on turning that violence notch upwards, each week getting more and more vicious, each week making my opponent bleed more, each week inflicting more and more injuries. My opponents will suffer, the fans will be entertained and I'll win all my matches showing every that I am one hardcore b*****d along the way.

Magenta: Well I can't wait to show everyone my hardcore credentials as well. I'm just going to enjoy seeing people think they can get the better of me but then realise that they are just no match for my high level of skill. All the great fans will see that as well as looking good I am also a good wrestler, and all the wrestler will see that I am more than capable of going toe to toe with them and picking up big victories.

Sabre: And I have no doubt you'll do it too. There aren't many people on this planet who even come close to being as good as you.

Magenta: And speaking of people who don't even come close to being as good as me that would bring us to our opponents this week. Those two big pile of nothingness Assassin and Hammer. God those two guys suck don't they. Why haven't they both done the decent thing and retire. Thus saving the other wrestlers from wasting their time having to prepare for them, and saving the fans from having to put up with their inept performances.

Sabre: Well neither of those two are the sharpest knife in the drawer are they. I think that there combined IQ is less than that of a goldfish. If they did have any intelligence they would both realise that neither of them is up to much and they would have given up the ghost realising that there wrestling careers will never amount to much. But thanks to their limited brain capacity they just keep plodding on having one awful performance after another. Well unfortunately for them, this week on Chaos there lack of ring ability and lack of ring smarts is really going to catch up with them, as they are facing two people who will tear them apart. Our combined level of skill will see us beating those two to a bloody pulp and even with their immense size there is nothing they can about it. Hammer will be destroyed, Assassin will be crushed and they will both be battered. It will be a massacre.

Magenta: This is going to be such an easy win that it's almost pointless to come up with a strategy. I just can't see us needing one.

Sabre: It would almost be a waste of time doing any planning, time that could be better spent drinking some fine Canadian beer or sampling the numerous delights Toronto has to offer. Such as the CN Tower, Casa Lomo and The Museum of Textiles.

Magenta: All great places, we should definitely go and visit them rather than waste our time planning for our opponents this week.

Sabre: Well that would be nice, but the fans want to see us our best so we'll have to put the preparation in, and the intense preparation we do put in will make sure that those two losers are beaten in almost record time. The preparation we put in will make sure that those two are sabreized.

Scene fades to black.