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The scene opens in Magenta's locker room. Once again Magenta and Sabre are I the middle of a passionate kissing session. After about ten seconds of this Magenta breaks it off. When she does this a disappointed look appears on Sabre's face .
Sabre: What did you do that for I was getting well into that.
Magenta: Well so was I but we've got other more important things to do at the moment.
Sabre: Come on Magenta there is nothing more important than getting it on with you.
Magenta: Well thanks for the compliment but there is one thing which is even more important us showing our love for each other.
Sabre: No I'm stumped I can't think of anything more vital
Magenta: Getting ready for our matches you big lug. We have to make sure we are ready to face our opponents so we can keep up our 100 percent records here in EHWC
Sabre: But I'm only facing Ryan Trent this week, even a minute spent getting ready for him is a minute wasted because this guy is so beneath me. I could beat him easily without any preparation what so ever because I have more talent and more hardcore skills in my little finger than he does in his entire body. So why should I get ready for him when I clearly don't need to do so.
Magenta: Well it might be true that you are a far superior fighter than Trent, but you can't afford to overlook him completely after all he has a come along way since the last time you faced and beat him. He is easily better than he was in OCW, admittedly he's still not in your league but if you don't prepare properly for him there is perhaps a small chance that he could spring a surprise on you and pick up the win.
Sabre: Well I don't know about that, I don't think Trent has any chance of beating me. I can easily take anything he cares to throw at me and then simply hit a sabrecrusher on him to pick up the win. But I suppose you're right I really should do a bit of preparation for him, after all something unexpected could happen during the match and I have to be ready for it. Although I doubt there is anything either expected or unexpected that would be enough for a wimp like Trent to get the pin on me. Even if Elvis came down to the ring riding the Loch Ness monster and hit me with a flaming barbed wire covered sledgehammer it still wouldn't be enough because I'm just to damn unstoppable for Trent to get the better of me.
Magenta: Well I'm glad to hear that you'll do some preparation for the match because you just might need it.
Sabre: No I won't.
Magenta: Yes you will.
Sabre: No way do I need to prepare for Trent.
Magenta: Whatever, just make sure you get yourself ready.
Sabre: Oh believe me Magenta I was born ready. Okay now we've sorted out the fact that I need to prepare for my match can we get back to the kissing.
Magenta: No we can not, because while you might be overlooking Trent.
Sabre And I have every right to do that.
Magenta: Well while you overlook Trent I'm not going to overlook Joe Burke. He's one hell of a competitor so I have to make sure that I'm at 100 percent when I face him, because if I'm not at 100 percent he will definitely beat me.
Sabre: No way Burke can't beat you. He's as soft as shite.
Magenta: You're only saying that so we can get back to our earlier activites.
Sabre: And who can blame me for trying.
Magenta: In reality though you know as well as I do that he is a worthy adversary for me. After all you don't become EHWC television champion is you're weak.
Sabre: Well Assassin held the belt and he's weak.
Magenta: Well okay, apart from Assassin you don't hold the EHWC television title if you're weak. You need to be an awesome competitor to get a belt of that magnitude and thus Burke will test me all the way. I'll really need to come up with a sound strategy to use against him as well as working on a few moves if I want to beat him and win the belt.
Sabre: I have 100 percent faith in you Magenta, with the right preparation behind you I just can't see Burke picking up the win. All I can see is you going at him like a whirling dervish, then hitting the magentacrusher and finally picking up the 1,2,3 to win the gold.
Magenta: Well that would be nice, but I'll have to be at my best for it to happen.
Sabre: Magenta as I can testify you're always at your best, both in and out of the ring.
Magenta: Once again thanks for the compliment but it will take more than words to beat Joe it will take action.
Sabre: And I have no doubt you'll deliver in that department by totally kicking Burke's ass and taking the belt thus becoming the next and almost certainly best ever EHWC TV Champion.
Magenta: Well if that happens.
Sabre: Oh it will happen.
Magenta: Well if it does happen it will complete another perfect Chaos for us because it will surely mean that once again you and I win our matches, this will mean that we keep our perfect records in tact and will also mean that once again we show everyone why we are the elite in this fed.
Sabre: Oh we are so going to show everyone why we are the elite, when I severely sabreize Trent, and put him through total hell in that ring by pulverising him with every wrestling hold known to man and then you beat Joe in the main event with your unique combination of speed, guile, cunning and technical ability we will definitely be the considered to be the elite. After the awesome performances that we will undoubtedly put in this week I don't think anyone would even dare say we aren't the elite. Okay now we've decided that we have to get ready for our matches this week can't we get back to some good old fashioned canoodling.
Magenta: Oh go on then but only for a short while.
Sabre: Good Good.
Sabre and Magenta get back to the passonate kissing. When they do so the scene fades to black. |