![]() |
The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. As the camera moves around the room we can see Sabre and EHWC reporter Mark Simpson sitting down alongside each other. The two men are currently watching a monitor, the monitor is showing the final moments of Magenta's match with Joe Burke on the last edition of Chaos. Sabre and Mark watch for a few moments as Magenta picks up the victory, as soon as we hear Magenta been announced as the new champion Sabre begins to speak.
Sabre: Mark I don't think words can describe how proud I am of Magenta. It's just amazing how she managed to overcome the odds and pick up the victory over a wrestler as accomplished as Joe Burke, thus becoming the first ever female EHWC television champion . All the hard work she's done in the gym and the training ring has finally paid off for her and I for one couldn't be more happy for her.
Mark Simpson: Yeah but you don't have a singles belt do you, doesn't that make you a little bit jealous of what Magenta has done.
Sabre: Not at all Mark, because I know that I'll win a singles title soon enough. I could any of the present champions without any difficulty. Dupre, Middle and Trent have nothing on me and any of the three of them would surely be sabreized within seconds if they faced me, thus giving me a well deserved singles title. But even without a belt I'm not jealous of Magenta she earned that belt the hardway and I'm totally down with that. I have nothing but respect for someone who has earned there title glory and Magenta has certainly done just that.
Mark Simpson: Speaking of Magenta where is she, I haven't seen her for a while.
Sabre: Well since she has a break this week I advised her to take a short holiday. The rest and relaxation will do her good after all she's had a very hard month here. She's been in a double table match as well as a brutal TLS match so she needs a break big time.
Mark Simpson: Where's she gone then.
Sabre: She's gone off to Japan to watch the semi finals and final of the world cup. She just loves football so it's an ideal place for her to go. Unfortunately England were knocked out in the quarter finals thanks to an incredibly fluky goal from the Brazilians so she won't be able to cheer on David Beckham, Michael Owen, Gareth Southgate and the rest of the awesome English team. So instead she'll be cheering on South Korea instead. You see unlike Paul Middle she actually has a proper reason for supporting them, her second cousin ten times removed ex boyfriend's mother once thought about going to Korea so she has every right to support them. She's definitely not clutching at straws like Middle who's pretending to support them just because they have a Dutch coach.
Mark Simpon: But won't you miss her whilst she's gone.
Sabre: Of course I'll miss her, I'll miss the companionship and naturally I'll miss a certain something else as well. And I know she'll miss me too, she wasn't sure about going, as she wanted to stay by my side this week but with great sorrow I convinced her it was for the best, and after much convincing she finally went. I just hope she enjoys herself out there. Anyway it might just be for the best that she's gone because this week on Chaos I finally have a singles match against a worthy opponent. So far all my singles matches have been against wrestlers who've had less wrestling ability than Phinneus Godwin with one armed tied behind his back. But now I have an opponent who is genuinely world class so I'll have to be training my socks off all week to get ready for him. If Magenta was here for understandable reasons she might just distract me and this week I don't think I can afford any distractions as I will have to be at my very best to get past Achilleos.
Mark Simpson: I've got to admit in his match with Kostoff last week Achilleos impressed me a great deal.
Sabre: And he impressed me too. Beating Kostoff takes a hell of a lot of ability. When I faced Chris in the past and I might when I faced and beat him in the past, it took every last bit of energy out of me to get the job done. So if Achilleos can beat him he's got to be right up there with the best. And you've got to re member that he was a superb competitor in OCW too, he might never have faced me there but he faced a few of the other top guys like Gator, Mike Massacre and J-Man and he always held his own. So his victory over Kostoff was definitely not a one off. He has consistently shown how good he is and that is why he is to be respected, and that is why I must have no distractions when I get ready to face him. I'll practically have to live in the gym and the training ring week for the next week, I'll have to watch numerous videos and I'll have to have many strategy meetings. And as much as it pains me to say it, if Magenta was here she could possibly stop me from doing these things not because she's clingy and stuff like that. She won't want me going out and buying a new set of matching saucepans or something daft like that. It's just her sheer loveliness and sexuality would undoubtedly give me certain urges which would be contrary to preparing for a big time match up. And those urges are something I just can't afford so having her over the other side of the world is probably the best place for her at the moment, but when I get past Achilleos I'll be more than happy to see her again and start having those distractions back.
Mark Simpson: Have you got a way of getting past Achilleos, he seems like the kind of guy who it would be difficult to prepare a strategy for because he is just so proficient in many key areas.
Sabre: Well I haven't started to work on my strategy yet, but what I definitely know going into this match is that as big and strong as Achilleos is, I am a hell of a lot stronger. I'm by far the top bench presser in EHWC and that strength can all be used in the ring, and I'll easily be able to use it to throw Achilleos around the ring like a rag doll. I'll have no problem at all picking him right up and hitting Sabrebombs, sabredrivers and sabreplex on him. Now Achilleos is fairly strong too, he may have the strength to pick up my 300 pound frame but I doubt his strength could dominate in the way mine can. So therefore perhaps using a power approach may be the best plan of action. Of course I could simply out hardcore him, because no one and I mean one is as hardcore as me. There are a few possible strategy I could use against him, I not sure which one to pick at the moment, but no matter which one I do select I'm sure I will definitely have my work cut out.
Mark Simpson: Well whatever strategy you do use in the match good luck.
Sabre: Thanks Mark, because when I'm facing Achilleos I will definitely need a bit of luck, but if lady luck is shining on me and I'just know she will be, I'm sure that Achilleos will indeed be sabreized and I will claim yet another victory here in EHWC.
The scene fades to black. |