The scene opens along a random corridor in the Rose Garden, as the camera moves along the corridor we can see a line of people, the line of people include EHWC reporter Ashley Hill, Ring Announcer Jody Hilton and Commentator James Allen, there a few backstage workers too. All of the people in the line are looking either pissed off, bored or very impatient. A few can also be seen checking their watches. It is quite clear to see that all these people are intensely annoyed, The camera then moves along a bit more until a possible source of their annoyance can be seen. This source of possible annoyance is none other than Sabre. Currently he is busy talking on a telephone totally unaware of the people nearby, who are now staring daggers at him. The camera moves in a little to overhear what Sabre is saying.

Sabre: Yes I love you too,

Alas the voice on the other end of the phone can't be heard, oh well nevermind.

Sabre: No I love you more.

Sabre pauses for the other person to speak.

Sabre: Oh I'd say my love for you was so great that it's bigger than the Great Wall of China.

Another pause from Sabre.

Sabre: No surely you don't have to go, I could stop and talk to you all night long. Well at least you'll be back soon enough, oh I just can't wait for you to return every minute without you here seems like an eternity. Oh well if you've got to go I suppose you've got to go. So I guess its bye for now, and see you soon.

After a few moments Sabre puts the phone down, a few of the people in the line near him let out small cheers. Sabre still doesn't notice them and walks away in the opposite direction to the people. The camera then moves back to the line of people, James Allen can be seen starting to use the phone he still looks a bit pissed off, Ashley Hill can also be seen leaving the line, she starts to run after Sabre and quickly catches up with him. She tries to grab Sabre's attention. For a few moments Sabre is oblivious to her but after a bit on manic shouting in Sabre's direction, Sabre finally turns around to face her.

Ashley H ill: My God Sabre I thought it was only women who stayed on the phone for ages you were talking on that phone for over one and a half hours.

Sabre: Was I really, I had no idea.

Ashley Hill: Yes you were.

Sabre: And did you time me when I was talking, my god women you really must have no life if you did that.

Ashley Hill: Well I had to do something whilst I was waiting for you to finish.

Sabre: Well why didn't you just go an watch some TV or something.

Ashley Hill: Well I did want to use the phone, but after waiting for an hour I changed my mind and just decided to wait around for you to finish so that I could interview you.

Sabre: Couldn't you just have waited near my locker room instead.

Ashley Hill: Well I could of, but I wanted to get you as soon as possible so someone else couldn't steal the interview.

Sabre: How very devious of you. Anyway I guess I'd better reward you for your perseverance so why don't you just ask away.

Ashley Hill: Okay I'll do that. Firstly who on earth were you on the phone to for all that time.

Sabre: You really do ask some stupid questions don't you.

Ashley Hill: Well I like to think all my questions show off my great journalistic skills.

Sabre: I've got news for you Ashley, they definitely don't do that, they only show that you're an idiot. But if you really want to know who I was on the phone to, I was predictably speaking to Magenta, Who did you think it was Tony Blair, The Pope or perhaps even Spud Webb. Well it was none of them, it wasn't even the ex Dutch International footballer Ulrich Van Gobbel. It was none other than Magenta.

Ashley Hill: Well I know she's your girlfriend and everything but I didn't think you had the time to talk to her for that long, because you had to spend all your available time getting ready for Achilleos.

Sabre: Well that was the plan but I just miss Magenta too much, so I just had to talk to her on the phone for all that time, and put my preparation on hold for a short while. I thought if she went away for a week her total and utter sexiness wouldn't be able to distract me and therefore I could keep my mind focussed on my training, but alas she is just too damn hot that even when she is on the other side of the planet she is big time distraction.

Ashley Hill: Will these distractions cost you when you face off against Achilleos this week.

Sabre: Perhaps but in the times when I'm not on the phone to Magenta I might be able to redouble my efforts to catch up with what I've missed, and if I do that I'm sure I'll be ready for my match. And Ashley I can tell you right now, when I'm ready for match there is no one in the world, not even someone as good as Achilleos who can get in my way.

Ashley Hill: Recently Achilleos said that you were a worthy opponent and that he was looking forward to facing you.

Sabre: And I'm looking forward to facing him too, I'm sick of fighting nobodies who are too scared to even fight back. I want to go up against the best so I can write another chapter in my legacy of greatness. And beating Achilleos on Chaos would certainly allow me to do that, because even though there no titles on the line, winning this match would be huge, because you just don't get any bigger than facing and beating the best. I'll tell you what Ashley this match is so big, winning it will probably mean as much to me as winning the EHWC tag team belts, beating Chris Shea to win the OCW world title, or beating Master to win the WWWP World Championship.

Ashley Hill: Speaking of titles, Achilleos thought it might be a good idea if the winner of this match became the number one contender for Paul Middle's international title. What do you think about this?

Sabre: Well to be honest with you Ashley I think both Achilleos and I are probably world title level rather than international title level but since it doesn't look like either of us will get a shot at that belt anytime soon because by the end of the week the number one contender will probably end up being Pain Killer or Chris Kostoff. So therefore I guess going after the international title is the next best thing, so if the Prez wants to make my match with Achilleos an international title number one contenders match then I'll be happy to go along with that.

Ashley Hill: That would certainly add even more spice to the match.

Sabre: Yes it would, not that the match will need that much more spice, because it will probably be a classic anyway.

Ashley Hill: Well whether it's a number one contender match or not, I'm sure it will be great. A possible match of the week.

Sabre: I'd say a definite match of the week, and I do believe that it will be a match of the week where I win. Achilleos will undoubtedly push me all the way. But in the end I will show that I have that little bit more class, that additional class that will make sure that Achilleos is indeed Sabreized.

Scene fades to Black.