The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. As the camera moves around we can see that Sabre is playing on an X Box, the camera again moves around to see what game he is playing FIFA World Cup 2002. At the moment. The current game been played sees England beating Germany 26 - 0, and as is tradition with football games England's main striker has been edited so that he now called Sabre and also resembles the great man too. After a few second of action the Sabre scores another goal making it 27-0 to England the screen also points out that it is the 18th goal Sabre has scored in the game. As soon as the goal goes in Sabre pauses the game, puts the controller down and begins to speak.

Sabre: My god without Magenta here everything is just so boring whether it be going a quick drinking session, shooting some pool, watching a bit of sport, thinking of ways to beat Achilleos or laughing at Ryan Trent, it just isn't as much fun as it is when Magenta's here. I should never have persuaded her to take that holiday because I'm just missing her so much. Her sheer radiance, beauty and amazing personality are just so breathtaking that they are more than enough to enough to keep me going during the day. Well I suppose it allows me to do a little bit more training than I would normally do if she was here, but there is only so much training you can do and it's during those off training periods where missing her kicks in the most, even beating the Germans 27 - 0 is not enough to console.

Just then the locker room door opens and Ashley Hill walks in. Sabre immediately turns around to face her.

Sabre: Do you mind Ashley, you're supposed to knock before you come in here, and today even if you did knock I wouldn't have let you in because with the obvious exception of Magenta I don't want any company at the moment.

Ashley Hill: Well normally I would knock because I respect your privacy and the privacy of all the other wrestlers as well.

Sabre: No you don't you're always barging in on them unannounced.

Ashley Hill: Tha's not true I'm always polite and courteous.

Sabre: Whatever you say Ashley.

Ashley Hill: Well as I was saying normally I would have knocked but today I thought I'd surprise you. I've been hearing from a few of the backstage staff that you have really been missing Magenta and I thought that I might just be able to take your mind off her.

Ashley leans forward right in front of Sabre, showing off some impressive cleavage. She then strokes his thigh a few times.

Ashley Hill: Well what do you say Sabre, you're a good looking man and I'd like to think I a great looking lady so maybe I could take your mind off Magenta for you.

Sabre: Ashley, you might be an attractive women, but these days I am definitely a one woman man. My womanising ways are definitely behind me so I'm going to have to turn down your kind offer.

Ashley Hill: That's not fair.

Sabre: Well it's a dam sight more fair than Magenta will be to you if she hears what you've just tried.

Ashley Hill: Oh yeah I hadn't thought of that.

Sabre: Well next time you'd better have your wits about you because even though Magenta doesn't usually get very mad with people, I'd assume that if she knew a woman had tried it on with me, she would get very mad indeed and that other women would have hell to pay.

Ashley Hill: I'll bare that in mind for the future then.

Sabre: Yes I think you'd better had do.

Ashley Hill: Anyway now I'm here and nothing physically is going to happen between us perhaps I could ask you a few questions about your upcoming match instead.

Sabre: Do you think that's a wise idea.

Ashley Hill: Yes I thinks it's a great idea..

Sabre: Well if you think it's such a good idea, who am I to argue.

Ashley Hill: Well you are one half of the EHWC tag team champions and a two time former OCW world champion so that gives some right to argue.

Sabre: Oh I suppose it does, but in this instance I choose to forgo my right to argue and just let you get on with your questions.

Ashley Hill: That's most kind.

Sabre: Well I am a very generous man.

Ashley Hill: Well the first thing I wanted to ask you about the fact that your match with Achilleos is a cage match, how do you feel about this stipulation.

Sabre: Well I like the stipulation because I am a huge fan of cage matches. I just love competing in them, in fact I would say they are definitely one of my favourite kinds of match ups. And I think there are several reasons why I love them so much firstly in a cage my opponents have no where to run. They just cannot escape the sabreizing that I'm going to give to them. Now I'm not saying that Achilleos is going to run from me, he doesn't seem like the cowardly sort, but in general because of my intimidating size, my intimidating strength and my even more intimidating immense technical ability opponents have tended to run away from me through sheer fear of the inevitable beating they will receive. With a cage blocking there escape I can get my hands on my opponents more quickly and finish them off in double quick time. Another thing I like about cage matches is because of the way you can use the cage as a weapon, I don't think I've ever come across a wrestler who can use the cage as a weapon better than me. Whether it be banging someone's head against the cage, raking the face against the cage wall, slamming the door into someone, leaping off various part of the cage onto opponents or some even more extreme stuff, I can do it all. And against Achilleos I will definitely be using the cage to its full effect to make sure I pick up the win. Finally there is one more reason why I love cage matches, perhaps the most important reason of them all, and that is when you go into a cage with a good opponent you are guaranteed an intense match, which is not only great for the fans to watch but its also great for me to compete in, because these intense matches really bring out the best in me, and I can't ask for much more than that can I.

Ashley Hill: Results in cage matches can usually be pretty random can't they. Are you no worried about this unknown factor.

Sabre: Not at all Ashley, because when you're as good as me there are no elements of randomness involved. I'm just too good for there to be any random element in matches. The only random element will be how easily I beat Achilleos. Will it take me 30 minutes, 5 minutes or just three seconds. Taking Achilleos' level of ability into account I'd say it would probably take quite a white to pick up the win, but at the end of the day no matter how long it takes I will get the win and I will become number one contender to the international title.

Ashley Hill: Achilleos recently said that his unorthodox style might cause you problems in the match. How do you respond to that point.

Sabre: Whatever his style is I'm sure I an deal with it. I am after all The Ultimate Fighting Machine, that's a name that isn't a name I gave to myself it's a name I earned, and I earned it because I am an expert in so many fighting styles, so I'm sure whatever weird style Achilleos has come up with, will be one I'm already familiar with, and I'm sure it will be a style I can counteract and that it will be a style that I can overcome on my way to picking up another victory here in EHWC.

Ashley Hill: In my mind Achilleos also seemed to be a little too preoccupied with Pain Killer when I last saw him on TV. Do you think that will cost him.

Sabre: It will undoubtedly cost him, because he would struggle to beat me even he had his mind 100 percent on the match, but seen as though he seems to be a little distracted going into the match I think he's definitely thrown away any chance he had of getting past me, in fact I say that with this distraction there is absolutely nothing in my way of proceeding to sabreize the hell out of Achilleos and going to the next pay per view as the official number one contender to the international title, and I do believe that there is not a damn thing Achilleos can do about it. Now Ashley if you'll excuse me I would like to be alone.

Ashley Hill: If you insist.

Sabre: Oh I do Ashley so see ya.

Ashley leaves the room and closes the door behind her, when she does this Sabre picks up his X Box controller and starts to play Fifa World Cup 2002 again. Pretty soon Sabre scores another goal and it is England 28 Germany 0. The scene then fades to black.