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The scene opens with Sabre standing around backstage in the Rose Garden. Currently he is looking at an official EHWC year 2002 calendar which has been pinned on one of the walls. The featured wrestler for the month of June is none other than Paul Middle, in his picture he can be seen pinning Chris Kostoff and understandably looking quite happy at having pulled off such a feat.
Sabre: Paul you might look happy there but after I've beaten Achilleos this week I'll be coming after you, and I can guarantee you now that you won't be happy for much longer, because when I get my hands on you at the next pay per view you will know the true meaning of the word pain and you will definitely lose that precious international title of yours.
For a few moments Sabre stares at the picture of his possible future opponent.
Sabre: Hang on a minute I didn't look at the calendar to stare at Middle's incredibly ugly face and scrawny body, so what on earth did I come to look at it for. Oh yeah I wanted to check on how many days it was until Magenta came back and once again was in my arms.
Sabre has another look at the calendar.
Sabre: Oh shit , another four bloody days, just what I am going to do without her here to play with. I don't think I could find words to describe how bored I am going to be until she gets back other than perhaps to say that it will be tedium on a stick.
Suddenly from out of nowhere a voice can be heard, a voice so familiar that it could only be EHWC commentator James Allen.
James Allen: My god man I've just about had about enough of your belly aching about how you miss Magenta, she'll be back soon enough so stop worrying about it. Instead you should be worrying about getting ready for your huge number one contenders match with Achilleos.
James now walks into the camera shot and Sabre turns around to face him.
Sabre: Well it's nice to see you too James, as for your point about Achilleos, yes I really should be getting ready to face him, it would be the sensible thing wouldn't it.
James Allen: Yes it would be the sensible thing to do because Achilleos is one of the best athletes in the world today and on his day he can beat any wrestler in the world.
Sabre: Yes I know that, and I have been trying to get ready for him, for example I've been to the gym a few times this week, but without Magenta here getting ready for matches just isn't the same. Without her here I find that I just can't concentrate on what I am doing so much so that there is almost no point in doing any preparation because it's just doing me no good at all.
James Allen: My god you've really got it bad haven't you. It must truly be love if a woman distracts you from getting ready for someone as Achilleos.
Sabre: Perhaps you're right James, if Magenta can occupy my mind as much as this then perhaps it really is true love.
Another voice can then be heard and unless I'm very much mistaken the voice is none other than EHWC reporter Chris Malloy. Chris' tone of voice would also imply that he is talking in a sarcastic manner.
Chris Malloy: Isn't it so sweet when a man loves a women and a woman loves a man. It's almost enough to make me cry.
Chris now walks into the camera shot. James and Sabre both turn around to face him.
Sabre: Why don't you just shut the hell up Malloy, just because you've never had any attractive women love you, there is no need to take the piss.
Chris Malloy: (still sarcastic) But I was genuinely telling you how I felt, I'm really happy for you and Magenta.
Sabre: The hell you are, you're still bitter because Magenta blew you out and chose me instead.
Chris Malloy: (no longer sarcastic) Of course I'm still bitter, Magenta should have definitely picked me before you, I just can't wait until you two split up and I can't wait until Achilleos beats you on Chaos. That would really wipe the smile off your face, and would put a big time smile on mine.
James Allen: Chris you're sick, you should never wish ill will on another man's relationship. Especially if you're as sad and desperate as you are.
Chris Malloy: Hey I'm not sad and desperate.
James Allen: Yes you are, you're the only member of the EHWC television crew who I've never seen with a date, sometimes I even doubt whether you've ever scored with a woman.
Chris Malloy: I've scored with loads of ladies.
Sabre: Go on name one then.
Chris Malloy: What you want me to name one off the top of head.
Sabre: Yes that's exactly wha t I would like you to do.
James Allen: Yes go on Chris, name just one women you've pulled.
Chris Malloy: Well there are so many that I just can't think of one straightaway.
Sabre: Just what I thought James, he's still a virgin.
James Allen: Yes that's exactly what I thought too. In fact I think all the EHWC employees think that as well.
Chris Malloy: I'll tell you right now I'm no virgin.
Sabre: Chris at you're age it's almost verging on the ridiculous that you are still a virgin, still a half man, still pure.
James Allen: It's very sad isn't it Sabre.
Sabre: It sure is James.
Chris Malloy: Well I'm going to stand around here to be insulted by you two.
Sabre: Well bugger off then.
Chris Malloy: Okay I will, but before I go I'll just tell you again that I'm no virgin and that I know that Achilleos is going to kick your ass on Chaos and I'll be happy to watch him do it.
Sabre: Whatever you say Chris, but you'll never convince me that you've ever been with a lady and you'll never ever see Achilleos kick my ass because it just won't happen. Whilst he may have some ability, I have way more, and that extra ability will see me through when I face him inside of a steel cage on Chaos. That extra ability will see me teach Achilleos a wrestling lesson, and will also see that Achilleos is well and truly Sabreized.
Chris then leaves the scene when he does so James turns back to Sabre.
James Allen: Well that's him gone and I'm glad to get rid of him.
Sabre: Yes so am I, he truly is a jackass isn't he.
James Allen: I couldn't agree with you more, but now he's gone lets back to Achilleos, I've just got to repeat what I said earlier, if you don't train right for him he could well beat you.
Sabre: Yes I know that James, but thanks to Chris I think I've got my training motivation back again, because I really want to make Chris eat his words, I want to show Chris just how wrong he is when he says that Achilleos will beat me. I want to show him that I am without a doubt the greatest wrestler to ever set foot on this earth, better than Flair, better than Ed 'The Strangler' Lewis, better than Bruno Sammartino. Hell I want to show him that I am better than all of them put together, and with the right training behind me against Achilleos I could very well do just that. So if you'll excuse me James I've got a gym to go to. So see you later.
Sabre walks away from James, and off the camera. The scene then fades to black. |