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The scene opens deep in the heart of the English Countryside, it is a lovely sunny day, the sun is shining, birds are singing and there is lots of vibrant greenery. As the camera moves around we can see that in one of the fields there is what looks to be a TV production crew in residence. We can see lots of cameras, sound equipment and a number of TV crew. The camera then moves in towards the cameras, when it does this we can see Sabre, Magenta and Ashley Hill sitting down on directors style chairs. Sabre and Magenta are currently holding hands and look to be pretty relaxed but Ashley is looking fairly agitated. Ashley then begins to speak.
Ashley Hill: Sabre why the hell did you drag me all the way out here to England. Chaos is in Las Vegas this week and here I am almost half the world a way. I hope you have a good explanation for getting me over here.
Sabre: Well I just thought EHWC fans would want to know what I was up to this week.
Ashley Hill: Couldn't you just appear in Las Vegas then like everyone else and tell them there what you're doing.
Sabre: No we couldn't, because we are in England for a reason this week, in fact it's the reason why both of us aren't wrestling this week, because as you know we both love wrestling so it takes something special to drag us away from competing but Ashley this week we have a good reason not to wrestle and it is because both Magenta and I are filming for our guest appearances in the popular British Television Drama Midsummer Murders.
Ashley Hill: But surely you should be going for revenge on Achilleos instead of doing a bit of acting.
Sabre: Achilleos can wait, because I know I'll get him back in the ring at some point and next time I'll win and win easily. You see our match last week wasn't really indicative of our real skill levels. Normally I would beat Achilleos 99 times out of 100, but last week unfortunately for me was that 100th match so he won, but It definitely won't happen again I can guarantee you that. Anyway he didn't pin me or make me submit did he, because he doesn't the ability to do that, and in fact no one in EHWC has the ability to do that because I'm just way too strong.
Ashley Hill: Well shouldn't you be getting ready for your tag team title defence then instead of acting.
Magenta: We're already getting ready for Cole Steele and Zzack so don't you worry about that, not that we need to get ready for them. Sabre has already proved that he can kick Cole's ass, and last week Zzack got pinned by Ryan Trent so he shouldn't be a problem too. Anyway this acting is really important because not only will it help raise our profiles it will also raise EHWC's profile here in Britain which can only be a good thing. This program is one of the biggest in Britain so our appearance in it will be absolutely huge for our fed.
Ashley Hill: I didn' t take you for the acting type though Sabre.
Sabre: Oh I love acting. To date I have already appeared in a remake of Pride and Prejudice and Commando 2, both of which did great at the box office so acting is definitely in the blood. Naturally I much prefer wrestling but acting is great too.
Ashley Hill: What role are you going to be playing in the program.
Sabre: Well I can't really go into too much detail because I don't want to give the plot away or anything like that, but Magenta and I both have big parts in the show and our characters will have integral parts in that weeks episode.
Ashley Hill: Now you're back home in England are you doing anything other than acting.
Sabre: The acting will take up a big chunk of our time as we have a lot of filming to do, but I'm sure Magenta will want to do some shopping, and we'll probably go to Wimbledon at some point to watch a bit of the tennis, and of course there is always the possibility of a celebrity party. We've had numerous invites since we've been over here so it would be rude to not attend any.
Ashley Hill: That definitely sounds like quite a lot to do.
Magenta: Don't worry about us Ashley we'll manage to get everything done.
Ashley Hill: When are you going back to the States then.
Magenta: On Sunday I think.
Ashley Hill: And what will you be doing when you get there.
Sabre: Well when we get back there will be no more acting distractions so we can concentrate full time on the wrestling, and Ashley I an tell you now that is bad news for all the other EHWC wrestlers because one again they will all be getting their butts kicked as I once again set about going after my goal of winning the EHWC world title. Firstly Cole Steel and Zzack will feel the full authority of the sabrecrusher and then any one who gets in my way will be taken out in a most effective manner.
Magenta: Just face it Ashley every single one of those wrestlers are going to get themselves sabreized.
A random TV crew guy walks up to Magenta and Sabre and whispers something into their ears.
Sabre: Sorry Ashley we've got to go we have another scene coming up so I guess we'll see you later.
Sabre and Magenta walk off and the scene fades to black. |