The Scene opens near the entrance of Los Angeles Airport. At the moment all we can see is the main automatic door at the front of the airport, after a few seconds these doors open and Sabre and Magenta emerge from behind them. The two of them stroll out of the door holding hands looking very happy to be in the warm Los Angeles air. After a few steps Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: Magenta, as good as last week was back in England, going to watch Wimbledon, attending the film premieres and appearing in that TV Program I'm just so glad that we are here in LA ready to get back to doing what we do best and that is kicking ass in the EHWC.

Magenta: Sabre I just can't wait to get back in the ring, after two long weeks without a match I just want to go out and show everyone that I still the top female competitor here and still one half of the best tag team in the history of wrestling.

Sabre: Well Magenta there is only a few days to go before you get to go out and do that, and only a few days to go until I get to show everyone that I am without question the greatest wrestler that has ever lived.

Magenta: There just isn't any doubt about that Sabre, there isn't another wrestler who even comes close to been as good as you, not Flair, not Steamboat, not Harley Race, not Sting, not Hillbilly Jim and certainly not any of the other guys in EHWC. You're so good it's only a matter of time until you win the world title and then hold it for ever and a day.

Sabre: You're not wrong there it is surely only a matter of time, unless of course who ever is champion after the pay per view predictably ducks me because he knows that there isn't a chance that he can hold onto the belt if he defends it against me.

Magenta: You can just smell the fear can't you.

Sabre and Magenta walk on a little bit more, after a few moments Ashley Hill emerges from out of the airports automatic doors, she is weighed down with numerous suitcases and bags but manages to get just enough energy up to shout toward Sabre and Magenta.

Ashley Hill: Hey Sabre, Hey Magenta could you give me a hand please.

Sabre and Magenta turn towards Ashley and walk over to her briskly, Ashley looks at them jealously as she sees that neither of them are carrying any bags.

Sabre: Can we help you Ashley.

Ashley Hill: Well I was wondering if you would help me with my bags, after all I do have a lot of them to carry and I couldn't help noticing that two weren't carrying any. By the way why aren't you two carrying any bags you've just flown in from England after all so surely you should have some luggage, especially seen as though Magenta was rumoured to have done a hell of a lot of shopping whilst you two were over there.

Magenta: Yes I did a hell of a lot of shopping whilst I was over there. I went to Harrods, Selfridges and Harvey Nicks to name but a few shops and I bought many an item in those shops. We also do have a lot of luggage with us including some of my shopping but Ashley unlike you, we are huge stars in EHWC so we get special privileges in our contracts, one of which is that some of the EHWC crew carry all of our luggage for us when we are jetting around the world.

Sabre: And another of those privileges Ashley is that we have a Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce waiting for us, and if you look over there you can see ours waiting for us.

Sure enough a huge chauffeur driven Rolls Royce can be seen waiting in the background. Ashley looks jealousy at the Rolls Royce and then looks at an extremely long queue for the taxis.

Ashley Hill: Oh no fair, I should get a chauffeur driven car too, and help with my suitcases.

Magenta: Well perhaps if Sharde valued your work more then perhaps he would let you have a few more privileges.

Sabre: And perhaps you could do that by actually asking some insightful questions in your interviews rather than the usual drivel you come out with.

Ashley Hill: Well perhaps you two could give me a chance to show that I can come up with some great questions so that I can prove myself to President Sharde.

Sabre: What do you thing Magenta should we let her interview us.

Magenta: Well it would be a nice thing to do, and since we are such nice people let's do it.

Sabre: Okay Ashley I guess you've got yourself an interview, but make it snappy will you I want to check out the luxury hotel we're booked in this week.

Ashley looks at Magenta and Sabre jealously again.

Ashley Hill: Not fair again, I'm only booked into a youth hostel this week. Even the virgin idiot Chris Malloy has better accommodation than I do.

Sabre: All I can say once again Ashley is prove yourself to Sharde and you might just get a better deal off him.

Ashley Hill: Well can I start to ask you a few questions then.

Sabre: Be my guest.

Ashley puts down all the suitcases she was carrying and pulls out a microphone from a small handbag she was carrying.

Ashley Hill: Well firstly let's cover the first match involving you two and that would be Magenta's TV title defence against Joe 'Arctic' Carter.

Magenta: That match shouldn't requiring much covering Joke Carter is just some pitiful peon who will definitely end up on the wrong end of a Magentacrusher, and will then end up been pinned for a one two three.

Ashley Hill: Well no matter what you're opinions of him are, the fact is that President Sharde saw fit to make him number one contender for your belt.

Magenta: Well it beating nobodies like Barret and Psycho and getting your ass handed to you by Kage Dupre is enough to get you title shots then I guess Joe deserves his shot, but if been a world class competitor who regularly faces and beats the best wrestlers in the world is what it takes to get a shot then Joe definitely doesn't deserve to get in the ring with me, because you see Ashley, in my mind Joe Carter is an also ran who will never amount to anything no matter how hard he tries. He will not beat me, he will not will not win the Television title and he will not ever have any great success here in EHWC especially when after this week he will have to live with the embarrassment that I totally kicked the shit out of him.

Ashley Hill: I think you're been a bit tough on him, he is a very useful competitor in my mind.

Magenta: Well Ashley you'll excuse me if I take your opinions of Joe with a pinch of salt, because since you've never been in a pro wrestling ring you wouldn't really know how good Joe is, because I'll tell you right now if you had of ever been in a ring you would know that Joe can't even hold a torch to me, he just totally lacks my skill and lacks my tenacity, and therefore he is just not a match for me and therefore he will lose. It really is a simple at that Ashley, I just far too good for Joe and on Sunday you will see that I am far too good for him when I wrestle rings around him and hold onto my title belt.

Ashley Hill: Well let's move away from Joe Carter now and move onto your other match on Sunday, that being your tag team title defence against the team of Zzack and Cole Steele.

Sabre: They are just two more people who don't deserve to have a title shot.

Ashley Hill: But they did beat the team of Ryan Trent and Taylor Reade to get the title shot.

Sabre: Well that sure as hell doesn't make them worthy of facing us, because Trent and Reade are probably the worst team to ever compete in wrestling. Even Sky Low Low and Max Mini would beat them. To get tag title shots you should face good teams not total and utter crappy teams so Zzack and Cole should be aware of the fact that whilst they don't really deserve this shot they have unfortunately for themsleves got the shot means that they will have to contend themselves with the fact that they will both be beaten to bloody pulps.

Magenta: Sabre has already shown that he has Steele's number and throughout his career in OCW and here in EHWC Zzack has shown time and time again that he is not a very talented competitor. Numerous times he has been defeated by very weak wrestlers like Ryan Trent so it is just plain to see that he is just a pathetic loser who when he goes up against genuine world class athletes like Sabre and I, he always gets his clock cleaned.

Ashley Hill: But Zzack and Cole have shown several times that they have great team work.

Sabre: Ashley there are no two wrestlers on the EHWC who know each other better than Magenta and I. Our continuity is second to none in this fed and infinitely better than Zzack and Cole's.

Magenta: And if you add that fact that we are a far better team than Zzack and Cole to the fact that we are far better individually then there really is only outcome to the match isn' t there.

Sabre: That's right Magenta, there truly is only outcome to the match and that is that our opponents will indeed be sabreized. Now Ashley will you excuse us we have a Rolls Royce to catch.

Ashley Hill: Well did you think I'll impress the Prez with my performance today then.

Sabre: Well who am I to say what Sharde will think, but given the fact that you didn't ask a single question during that so called interview I'll leave you to make up your own mind as to how it went.

Ashley Hill: Oh shit, I didn't ask any questions did I.

Sabre: No you didn't, you only ever made statements, that not really the best way to conduct interviews is it.

Ashley Hill: No it isn't is it, god I'll have to try harder next time won't I.

Sabre: That's the spirit Ashley, only through perseverance can we hope to improve our performance, but on Sunday Ashley perseverance will not be good enough for Joe Carter, Zzack and Cole Steele, because even all the effort in the world will never even take them close to our level. We are just way too good for the likes of them. Now Ashley once again will you excuse us.

Ashley Hill: Couldn't you help me with my bags first I really don't think I could carry them all myself.

Sabre: Oh where my manners of course I'll help, I'm a very helpful guy after all.

Sabre gives a signal to his chauffeur and the chauffeur walks over to him.

Sabre: Could you take Ashley's bags over to the taxi rank please.

Chauffeur: Certainly Sir!

The Chauffeur being a fairly big guy, he's no Sabre though in terms of size though, picks up all the bags quite easily and takes them over to the taxi rank.

Sabre: See Ashley I really am a helpful guy aren't I, you'll definitely struggle to find a nicer person anywhere in the world. But on Sunday the niceness will stop and I will destroy all my opponent and show once again that I am number one in the whole of professional wrestling.

With that Sabre and Magenta walk off towards their Rolls Royce whilst Ashley walks unhappily to the long Taxi queue. The scene then fades to black.