The scene opens next to a very nice looking swimming pool. In turn this pool is right next door to a very nice looking obviously five star hotel. As the camera moves around this luxury pool we can see Sabre and Magenta relaxing on a pair of sun loungers sipping some pricey looking cocktails. Sabre then begins to speak.

Sabre: This is the life isn't it Magenta, drinking expensive cocktails by the pool of the best hotel in LA.

Magenta: I can't imagine it getting any better than this.

Sabre: And just think it's all provided for us free of charge courtesy of our EHWC contracts.

Sabre starts to drink his cocktail and quickly finishes it.

Sabre: That was one hell of a cocktail. I think I'll have another.

Magenta: Well you might as well seen as though it'll be coming out of Sharde's pocket and not ours.

Sabre snaps his fingers and a smartly dressed poolside attendant immediately appears next to him.

Attendant: Can I help you Sir?

Sabre: Of course you can young man I'd like another one of these delightful cocktails please.

Attendant: Certainly Sir, I'll bring one to you as soon as possible. Oh and by the way sir there is a Miss Hill who is at the Hotel Reception saying that she has an appointment to see you. Shall I tell the reception to let her in.

Sabre: You might as well my good man, there is nothing else planned in my diary for the time being so I may as well see her.

Attendant: Very Good Sir.

The attendant goes off into the distance. Sabre and Magenta start to enjoy the lovely sunlight whilst he's gone. After a few minutes he returns with Ashley Hill and the cocktail, he gives Sabre the cocktail and leaves when he does so Ashley begins to speak.

Ashley Hill: Thanks for agreeing to see me you two.

Magenta: No Problem Ashley.

Sabre: We always have time to fit you in.

Ashley Hill: Well firstly I've got to say this is one hell of a hotel you two are staying in.

Sabre: It's the best money can buy Ashley. You just have to look at this awesome pool, the exquisite restaurants and bars, the modern gymnasium and the huge suites with all the latest mod coms inside them to see that I'm telling you the truth when I'm saying that.

Ashley Hill: My god staying here must be costing you an arm and a leg then.

Magenta: Not at all Ashley, because all the costs are being paid f or by EHWC, the hotel bill, the food bill and most importantly the bar bill are all picked up by Sharde. We don't have to pay one penny towards it.

Ashley Hill: How on earth did you manage to get all that, I always thought that President Sharde was a little bit tight with his money.

Sabre: Well it's all in our contracts Ashley, free accommodation, free travel and all expenses paid when we all on wrestling duty.

Ashley Hill: That sure is one sweet deal you've got yourselves there.

Magenta: Well I for one am definitely not complaining about it.

Ashley Hill: But according to Cole Steele and Zzack all this stuff about you two getting a free chauffeur driven Rolls Royce is all made up to make you look good.

Sabre: Of course it isn't made up, it's all definitely true. We get all I've said we get and more, you see Ashley big stars like Magenta and I don't become free agents very often so when we do wrestling promoters are prepared to pay big bucks to secure our services. So that\'s why Sharde offered us all these perks as well as our seven figure salaries because he knew we were hot property and he knew we had to be signed up straight away or else someone else would come along and sign us. I would assume all the other big stars in EHWC like Dupre, Middle and Kostoff get similar perks but they just choose not to show them off like I do, possibly they are a bit embarrassed by their wealth, but I for one am not embarrassed by it and in fact I'm damn proud of it, and I don't see why I should hide what I've earned when I've worked so hard to get it. However I would also assume that small timers like Steele and Zzack get no perks added to their piss poor salaries. That's probably why they doubt what Magenta and I earn because it just astronomical compared to the pittance those two retards get. Well perhaps when Magenta and I give them both the beatings of their lives on Sunday they will finally see that we are infinitely better competitors than them, and when they see that, it may finally dawn on them why superior performers like Magenta and I earn so much more money than them.

Ashley Hill: I wish President Sharde would pay for me to stay at a place like this. This Hotel is just so beautiful.

Sabre: Perhaps one day, but unless you buck up your ideas Ashley that day might well be the same day Hell freezes over.

Ashley Hill: Well I'll try my best, and speaking of trying my best I'm going to ask you some questions right now.

Magenta: Go on then.

Ashley Hill: Magenta, Joe Carter your opponent in the TV title match this Sunday is 6 feet 7 inches tall and quite a powerhouse, how do you intend to deal with a man of his size and power.

Magenta: I have no problems dealing with big powerful guys, after all I deal with Sabre on a nightly basis.

Sabre: I'll have to concur with that Ashley.

Magenta: Seriously though Ashley I have no problems going up against the big guys, after all I've already got the better of Hammer and Assassin here in EHWC and both of those guys are way bigger than Carter, so his size shouldn't be a problem at all, but when it comes to the problems which I will present Carter during the match there are just too many to list. He'll be presented with so many problems that he just won't know what to do in the ring and thus he'll fold faster than a man with 7 high poker hand. Joe is going to lose and lose badly, and when he does his career will hit rock bottom. Finally when the Prez sees how badly I'll have kicked his ass he will get no more of these totally undeserved title shots and people who really deserve title shots like Sabre will get them.

Ashley Hill: Well we'll have to wait until after the pay per view to see if those title shots are forthcoming.

Sabre: Well they damn well should be forth coming because I'm clearly the best singles wrestler and best tag team wrestler in this fed so any singles title shots are long over due.

Ashley Hill: Before you get to those singles title shots though you'll have to defend your tag team titles against Steele and Zzack won't you.

Sabre: Well that ain't going to be a problem is it. Those two idiots might as well already admit defeat because they just aren't going to win. I could hit the sabrecrusher on either of them at any time I wanted to, and I'm sure Magenta could do the same with the magentacrusher. And when those moves hit, the pin and a successful title defence are only three seconds away. I don't think a match could be more in the bag than this one. It will be a breeze, a doodle, a walk in the park. In fact there are just to many adjectives that I could use to describe how easy this match is going to be for us so I don't think I'll even begin to say them all. But there is one thing I will say about this match and that is the fact that both Cole Steele and his little buddy Zzack will definitely end up getting sabreized.

Sabre and Magenta then both quickly drink the cocktails they were holding.

Magenta: I think we should have another one each of them Sabre, and perhaps you would care to join us Ashley, all at Sharde's expense of course.

Ashley Hill: Well if the Prez is paying I guess I will.

Sabre indicat es to the poolside attendant that he wants three more drinks delivered when he does this the scene fades to black.