The scene opens inside Sabre and Magenta's chauffeur driven Rolls Royce which is currently been driven around the nice parts of LA. At the moment Sabre and Magenta are sitting on the back seat of the car holding hands and drinking some champagne. Also in the car and also drinking champagne is Ashley Hill.

Ashley Hill: Thanks for letting me come out with you on your day trip today. I was just sick of being stuck inside that youth hostel which President Sharde billeted me to this week. There was absolutely nothing to do, there wasn't even a TV to watch. I was almost going mental in that place and I'm very grateful that you let me escape that dump

Sabre: No Problem Ashley, we're more than happy to get out of that hole Sharde put you in.

Ashley Hill: Well it really means a lot to me, most of the other wrestlers aren't that nice to me, and the other reporters can be right assholes at too, so it really is nice when some of the wrestlers treat me right.

Magenta: It's our pleasure Ashley. Anyway now we've got the pleasantries over with let's get onto more important matters such as drinking some more of this fine vintage champagne, the cost of which as you'd expect came right out of Sharde's pocket.

Ashley Hill: Well if that's the case I'd love some more.

Sabre: So would I Magenta, this champagne is good shit.

Magenta picks up a bottle of champagne which is currently in an ice bucket next to where Sabre and Magenta are sitting, she then tops up Sabres' and Ashley\'s glasses. All three people then take a drink of some of the champagne.

Sabre: Sharde really has outdone himself here his money has procured some excellent champagne for us. I might just have to thank him next time I see him.

Magenta: Okay we've got the booze sorted out now let's decide where we're going today for our little trip out.

Sabre: Well I don't really mind where we're going because after all Sharde is paying for it.

Magenta: Well how's about some shopping then. LA has some fantastic shops and we all know how much I love to shop.

Ashley Hill: And I love shopping too, I think that's where we should go.

Sabre: Oh please spare me, going shopping with two women would be way too much for me to take, anyway I think Disney Wor ld would be a better place to go. Just imagine all the fun we can have in there.

Magenta: Sabre aren't you a little bit old to be wanting to go to Disney World.

Sabre: Not at all, Theme Parks are wasted on the young.

Ashley Hill: Well all those rides would scare me, I just don't like heights. Anyway shouldn't you guys be going to the gym or something to get ready for your matches with Joe Carter, Cole Steele and Zzack.

Sabre: There's plenty of time for that sort of thing later Ashley, now is not the time for preparing for wrestling matches against no hopers, now is the time to enjoy ourselves at Sharde's expense. It is time for us to wile away the hours seeing the great sights of LA and doing lots of fun things.

Ashley Hill: I suppose you' ve got a point there, it would be nice to go out in LA, visit a few bars and maybe meet a few major filmstars too.

Sabre: Not a lot of people know this Ashley, but Magenta and I are good friends with Sir Michael Caine.

Ashley Hill: Really, well I love to meet him. He was just so superb in the original and vastly superior version of Get Carter.

Sabre: Well that can be arranged, and we could go and see some of my other friends like Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Arnie, Brad Pitt, Jack Nicolson and Burt Ward.

Ashley Hill: I'd love to meet all those guys.

Sabre: Or perhaps you could meet other good friends of mine like Carmen Electra, Salma Hayek, Susan Ward and Heather Graham.

When Sabre says these latest names Magenta gives him a stern look.

Sabre: Well perhaps it would be for the best if we didn't go and see those last few people mentioned, but I'm sure I could ring up a few of the names in the first group of people I mentioned and we get one hell of a showbiz party put together.

Ashley Hill: Wow, I'd love that. Oh I hope that Leonardo Di Caprio is there, he's such a hunk.

Sabre: Surely you can't mean that, his face is too small for his head, and he bears a passing resemblance to a sprout.

Ashley Hill: Well I still think he's great and I'd love to get to know him better.

Sabre: Well if that's what you want I'll see what I can do.

Ashley Hill: That's very nice of you.

Sabre: Oh I'm always nice Ashley especially when Sharde is paying for it. But on Sunday we will definitely see that I am not always Mr Nice Guy because I will quite literally tear Zzack and Cole Steele limb from limb. They will be smashed, destroyed, annihilated and then finally sabreized as Magenta and I easily hold onto the tag team title belts.

Magenta: And likewise I'll show my nasty side when I teach Joe Carter new meaning of the word pain on my way to defending the TV title belt.

Sabre: Okay enough of talk on those three simpletons, let's get back to some proper drinking. Driver take us to nearest half decent bar will you.

Driver: Certainly Sir.

The Rolls Royce starts to speed off towards the nearest bar and the scene fades to black.