The scene opens in one of the Air Canada Centre's loading bays. Currently a fork lift truck is driving into the loading bay, it is carrying a large wooden crate. On the side of the crate are two huge gold stars, written on these stars are SABRE and MAGENTA, the camera then pans around slightly and Sabre can be seen giving instructions to the fork lift driver. He instructs the driver to move towards the middle of the bay and the driver does so. He then tells the driver to drop his load (lol). The driver then lowers and releases the crate, before driving off sans crate. Magenta then emerges into the scene and begins to talk to Sabre.

Magenta: Finally it's arrived. I was beginning to think it would never get here.

Sabre: Come on Magenta, the Canadian postal service isn't that bad, in fact I would say that they are very reliable.

Magenta: I wasn't talking about that, as I have no real opinions on the Canadian Postal service, it's just that I was getting a little bit excited about the crate getting here, it was almost like waiting to open your presents on Christmas morning. And now that the crate is here I can barely contain myself so let's get this thing opened up.

Sabre: It would be my pleasure.

Sabre gets a small pen knife out of his pocket and uses is to cut the pieces of cord that are around the crate, he then takes hold of the lid and slams it open with great gusto . The camera then focuses on the contents of the box and when it does we can see that the box is full of every hardcore weapon known to man. There are chairs, baseball bats, kendo sticks, cricket bats, brass knuckles, guitars, 2 by 4s and golf clubs etc. The camera then focuses back on Sabre and Magenta.

Sabre: Man my hardcore box of delights is something else isn't it.

Magenta: It sure is, I don't think I've ever seen a better assembly of weapons than those in this box.

Sabre: And that's because there isn't a better collection of hardcore weapons anywhere, I've got every weapon in there, no matter how obscure a weapon is you'll find an example of it in there.

Magenta reaches into the crate and pulls out what looks like a three pronged bola.

Sabre: I see you've picked a weapon slightly out of the ordinary there, but believe me Magenta there are weapons in there that are even more unusual than that one.

Magenta: Yeah there loads of them, and I can't wait to use them all to beat all the other EHWC wrestlers into a bloody pulp. Just imagine the damage I could do to the other wrestlers when I hit them with one of your big metal chains.

Sabre: Oh it would be brutal, there is no doubt about that. And if I was to get out one of the cattle prods in there and start using it on a regular basis there would be total devastation within the EHWC.

Magenta: And that could only be a good thing because there are a few wrestlers here who definitely need a sound thrashing.

Sabre: And they'll get that thrashing, but remember Magenta even with the awesome firepower that this weaponry give us, we have to be careful, as we have to choose the right weapons for the right opponents.

Magenta: Come on surely your trusty sledgehammers and barbed wired covered 2 by 4 are going to be enough to finish off any opponent.

Sabre: Yes they should be enough for all opponents from big names like Chris Kostoff to no hopers like Ryan Trent, but even though some weapons are always effective there are still times when other weapons might be more appropriate against certain opponents.

Magenta: You might have a point there, weapons that are effective against a quick technical wrestler like Paul Middle might not be as effective against a power house like Chris Shea and vice versa.

Sabre: You've got the idea now Magenta.

Magenta: Well since our opponents this week are those dullards Assassin and Hammer which weapons do you think we should choose.

Sabre: Well the way I see it both Assassin and Hammer possess absolutely no speed. Hammer with all his bulk is possibly slower than a three-toed sloth and Assassin as well as running like a girl, has a top speed which a 10 year old obese asthmatic would be ashamed of. They are just so slow that it's almost untrue, and therefore I think it's pretty obvious that against these two clowns you have to use weapons that can be used quickly, because if these weapons are used I just can't see a way that Hammer and Assassin can do any counters. They won't even see the shots coming in, never mind having time to react to them.

Magenta: Well what weapons do you suggest then.

Sabre reaches into the crate and pulls out two kendo sticks.

Sabre: These weapons are a perfect choice, you can hit someone with one of these so quickly and they do a lot of damage. And they are so easy to handle as well even a simpleton would be able to whack Hammer over the head with one of these, and after a few shots even a guy the size of Hammer will be out for the count.

Magenta: We'll need more than that won't we.

Sabre: Not much more, because Assassin and Hammer are so bad that you don't need much to get the job done. But just in case they provide stiffer competition than I expect, I'll find a few alternatives.

Sabre starts looking back in the crate and after a brief search he pulls out a Baseball bat which has lots of pieces of broken glass stuck on it.

Magenta: Nasty.

Sabre: That's one word to describe this little beauty. You'll struggle to find something that is as nasty as this weapon. But as well as been nasty just like the kendo sticks it can be used quickly. It takes no time at all to swing a baseball bat. I can swing one of these things in the blink of an eye, and with all this glass stuck to it this bat will do so much damage. I predict that when it hits Hammer and Assassin will never be the same again.

Magenta: You'll make them more ugly than they are already and that is very hard to do.

Sabre: Now I think we need one more big weapon, to finish off these two. Something to inflict the damage when we've got our opponents down.

Magenta: I think I know the perfect weapon.

Magenta reaches into the crate and pulls out a staple gun.

Sabre: I like you're thinking Magenta, that weapon is sure to finish off our opponents. And just think of all the blood that it will produce, they'll be cleaning the ring for weeks. Right I think as far as weapons go we've got this match sown up. A couple more quick weapons like pool cues and a lead pipe should make sure we get the job done.

Magenta: With all these weapons I'm just getting so excited about getting in the ring.

Sabre: Well you won't have to wait long now because our match isn't long away now, and I'll tell you now with this little lot backing up you can bet you bottom dollar that Assassin and Hammer will be sabreized.

Scene Fades to Black.