The scene opens in a nice looking tennis court somewhere in LA. There is a small stand next to the court which is currently full of people some of whom are major Hollywood celebrities, several television cameras can also be seen. As our viewpoint moves around we can see Sabre and Magenta sitting down near the side of the court dressed in white tennis gear. Sitting alongside them is Ashley Hill.

Ashley Hill: That was one hell of a celebrity party you two took me out to last night, all the big names were there and the catering and drinks were superb. It was just one great night.

Sabre: Well you earned it Ashley, anyone who has endured Ryan Trent as much as you've had to in the last couple of weeks deserves a good night out.

Ashley Hill: Well thanks once again. By the way what are you two up to today.

Magenta: Well just in case you haven't looked at your Hollywood social calendar Ashley I'll enlighten you. The major event today is the Annual Celebrity Mixed Doubles Tennis Tournament.

Ashley Hills: Is it really.

Sabre: Yes it is Ashley, and as you'd expect this will be one great day of tennis. We should definitely see some great tennis on display and we'll also see some international superstars and you can't ask for more than that can you.

Ashley Hill: No you can't really, because tennis plus celebrities equals entertainment.

Magenta: That it does Ashley, and this year the tournament should be even more entertaining because Sabre and I have been invited to compete in it.

Ashley Hill: Well that's nice for you, but do you think you can win the tournament.

Sabre: Of course we'll win it Ashley. I'm a fantastic tennis player, there is just so much in my repertoire. 100 miles per hour plus serves, scintillating volleys, big time passing shots and devastating drop shots, I can do it all out there. If I wasn't too busy been the world's greatest wrestler perhaps a professional tennis career would be an ideal calling for me.

Magenta: And I'm quite good as well you know. While it's true that I might be a far better wrestler than tennis player, I can certainly hold my own when I'm out on court.

Sabre: Anyway in the first round we're only up against Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards so progressing to the next round will be almost as easy as our upcoming matches on Sunday.

Ashley Hill: Speaking of your upcoming matches, Cole Steele and Zzack seem to think you're over looking them. They say you're spending too much time hob-nobbing with the stars instead of training for the match, and whilst you're doing this they are both training their asses off getting ready to face you.

Sabre: They can train as much as they want but no matter how much they train they will never be good enough to beat us. I'm just way to big, strong and technically skilled for them, and Magenta is just too agile and cunning for them and no amount of pissing around in Gold's Gym will chance that. Anyway when I saw that clip of them at the gym they didn't look to be doing much training they were just lifting very light weights and standing about saying what they had done, they have absolutely no evidence to back it up. For all I know they could have gone in to the gym walked about for a couple of minutes staring at all the Muscle Marys working out, then they could have lifted extremely light weight for about two minutes, then did their little speech before buggering off to the nearest branch of Wendy Burger for a Veggie Burger and fries.

Ashley Hill: But they were really most insistent that they had put the training in.

Sabre: Well until I see a tape of them actually doing a couple of hours of gym work then I won't believe them, and Ashley even if I did see that tape I still wouldn't be afraid of getting in the ring with them, because neither of them have even the remotest chance of ever inflicting any amount of pain on me. Whether they land a punch or they land one of their so-called finishers. I would still be totally free from pain, but my sabrecrusher, or a quick sabreline or sabreplex will see those two captains of weakness have all the energy and stamina driven right out of them and then we will be seen having our hands raised in victory.

Ashley Hill: But what about their accusation that you two are putting in no work for your match.

Sabre: Well just like there's no evidence that Zzack and Cole have done lots of training, there is no real evidence to say that we haven't trained. I know I've said recently that our training could wait, but that's not evidence to say that we haven't trained. I could have easily lied about it just to throw Zzack and Cole.

Ashley Hill: I haven't seen you in the gym all week thouhg.

Sabre: Ashley the cameras don't follow us around twenty four seven do they. We've done way more things than what's been documented so far on EHWC TV.

Ashley Hill: Well that's all well and good but if stop evading the point for a few moments could you tell me if you actually put the training in.

Sabre: Straight to the point Ashley that's what I like about you. Anyway to answer your question, no of course we haven't put the training, we are only facing Steele and Zzack after all. I could have eaten roast beef and Yorkshire pudding non stop all week and I would still have enough to get the job done. Likewise Magenta could have downed 2 gallons of whiskey and still our opponents this week wouldn't be able to hurt her at all. Been in LA there are just so many exciting adventures to get up, that training for a couple of no hopers seems totally pointless. If we had of put the training in we would have had to miss the celebrity parties, the sightseeing and all that top quality boozing, and that just wouldn't do would it. I would imagine that the EHWC will only come to LA once a year or something like that so when you're here you've got to make the most of it and not waste your precious time in a sweaty gym.

Magenta: And as you've seen Ashley this week we have most certainly made the most of it, and after our inevitable victories this week we will make even more of it by ringing up more of our celebrity friends and having the mother of all victory parties.

Ashley Hill: Well Cole and Zzack may put a spanner in the works if you are already planning that party.

Sabre: Come on Ashley there's no chance of that happening is there. There's more chance of seeing a flying pig than seeing Cole and Zzack becoming the EHWC tag team champions, in fact there's more chance of seeing Elvis riding a flying pig on the moon than seeing those two wimps win the tag belts. It just ain't going to happen when you've got two champions as dominant as us.

Ashley Hill: Well what about Joe Carter, he could disrupt your plans too when Magenta defends her TV title against him.

Magenta: You can not be serious, Carter won't even last a minute when he gets in the ring with me. He's so unfit that he'll probably use up all his energy running to the ring, and then he'll be just right for a quick Magentacrusher and then I'll have my win.

Ashley Hill: I always thought that Carter had a lot of stamina.

Magenta: Perhaps he does Ashley , but one think you can't say he has is skill and on Sunday I'll just out wrestle him no matter what he does. Against Carter this TV title is going to stay mine and then it will stay mine for as long as I choose to hold it.

Sabre: Ashley this Sunday is going to be real simple, Carter, Steele and Zzack are going to be sabreized, we will show that we are the best team in EHWC and I will show that even without the world title I am the best wrestler here by a country mile. Now if you'll excuse us we have a tennis game to win.

Sabre and Magenta pick up some expensive tennis rackets that where next to them and they walk onto the tennis court to great cheers from the assembled crowd. The scene then fades to black.