The scene opens in a backstage area of the Air Canada Centre. Lots of backstage workers can be seen buzzing around putting the finishing touches to the EHWC set to make sure it is ready for the next edition of Chaos. But amongst the frenetic activity there seems to be two people who are perfectly relaxed and of course those two people are none other than Sabre and Magenta. Currently they are watching a monitor showing Assassin's latest promo. As they are watching this Sabre and Magenta both have puzzled looks upon their faces.

Sabre: Magenta, I really don't know what to make of Assassin.

Magenta: No neither do I, he seems to be the world's most mixed up man.

Sabre: That's true enough. He is just so strange.

Magenta: I don't think strange begins to describe him. He's a god dam freak. Everything about the man is just plain weird, and with every passing day he just keeps getting weirder a nd weirder. Just look at all those crazy stunts he does. Are they the actions of someone who has even one shred of their mental faculties.

Sabre: No they certainly are not. And just look at the way his personality seems to change all the time. He clearly has a bad case of schizophrenia. One minute he's a piss poor wrestler getting his ass handed to him by Gary Coleman, the next minute he's busy being the star of Jackassassin the world's worst television program. A program so bad that it made 'My Two Dads' look like an Emmy Award winning classic then the minute after that he's some kind of amazing scientist capable of bringing extinct creatures back from the dead, and then finally you have the laughing stock version of Assassin. The version of Assassin who is constantly making the most elementary mistakes and showing himself up. With Assassin you just never know which version of him is going to turn up not that it makes much of a difference because against us any version of Assassin will lose and lose badly.

Magenta: You're damn right he'll lose badly and he'll end up a battered and bloody mess.

Sabre and Magenta watch a little bit more of Assassin's promo, eventually they see Mr T having a chat with Assassin.

Sabre: My God Mr T must have been seriously short of money to agree to appear on that pile of crap. No celebrity would be seen dead within ten miles of that guy unless they needed the cash. You don't see such rich men as Dirk Benedict and Dwight Schultz appearing on his show do you. And if George Peppard were still alive he wouldn't go anywhere near him too.

Magenta: Let's face it when it comes to celebrity Assassin is Z list, he ca n only be seen with celebrities if he pays them big money and his pitiful performance in the ring will never see him elevate his status. In fact the beating we give him and Assassin will probably see his status drop even more, when he gets all his teeth kicked in and he has his face covered in scars he won't get on the TV any more unless he is wearing a mask. He won't even be recognised in his own house not that he is anyway. His girlfriend can't remember his name unless he slips her 20 dollars.

Sabre: He is a zero isn't he and his little bum chum Hammer is even less than zero. Hammer is so bad that he makes such talentless pieces of crap like Sabby 2 Sexy, Blade Helms and K Kwik seem like superstars. Hammer will receive a beating even more severe than Assassin. I would imagine that every body in his big fat body will be broken in several places. Every muscle will be torn and every drop of blood will have been spilt from his body. He will almost certainly have to retire after the hammering we give him. There is just no chance of his career surviving is there.

Magenta: No chance in hell.

Before Magenta and Sabre can keep talking about Assassin and Hammer. EHWC reporter Mark Simpson approches them. He has a microphone in hand.

Mark Simpson: Hi Magenta, Hi Sabre. I'm Mark Simpson.

Sabre: Yes Mark we know that, unlike some of the other ignorant wrestlers on the roster we like to know all the other EHWC staff are.

Mark Simpson: Well that sure is nice of you. Anyway now I'm here can I ask you two some questions about you upcoming tag team match with Hammer and Assassin.

Sabre: We were kind of busy watching Assassin make a fool of himself for about the one millionth time. but we can put that on hold for a short while to answer a few questions. After all we are probably the two most receptive people on the roster.

Mark Simpson: Well that's handy to know as I may want to interview you again in the future.

Sabre: Sure you can have interviews almost anytime you want.

Mark Simpson: Okay first question. You're opponents this week are two huge guys. Hammer is well over 7 feet and Assassin is a whopping 6 feet 11. How do you plan to combat their size.

Sabre: Their size shouldn't be too much of a problem. For starters I outweigh Assassin by around 10 pounds and I am way stronger than both of those guys. I could out power them both so easily. You know Mark once I saw Assassin in the gym and he started off his bench pressing routine at 100 pounds and I can tell you now he was struggling to lift it. That's is just crap isn't it, young children can lift more than that, and I've heard that Hammer starts off close to that mark as well. I begin my bench pressing at 500 pounds. So therefore I must be at least 5 times stronger than both Assassin and Hammer. So therefore once I start using the power moves, a sabrebomb here, and a sabredriver there, Assassin and Hammer, will be defeated in the blink of an eye. I am more than capable of going toe to toe with either one of them, and when I do I will always end up on top. Bu t when I face them I don't have to rely on my immense strength. You see Mark I'm also incredibly quick and agile for a man my size. Anyone who has seen my sabreplex will confirm that. I could beat those guys by running rings around them if I want to, then again I could use my technical skill. Anyone who has seen me in the past knows that I am an ultimate fighting machine, they know that I know every hold and every counter hold in wrestling. Meanwhile neither Assassin or Hammer has the remotest bit of skill . I could out wrestle either of them in my sleep, that is how big the gulf in our talent is. And then finally I could use my hardcore skills. I certainly am more than capable of competing very well in hardcore matches. I can use every weapon with the greatest of skill, in fact I can turn almost anything into a weapon, and that skill will also enable me to get the better of either of these two men. Just face it Mark I could get the better of either Hammer or Assassin in so many different ways.

Mark Simpson: What about you Magenta how do you think you will fare against your two massive opponents.

Magenta: Oh I'll fare very well, as I will simply be able to out think both of my opponents. Both Assassin and Hammer are as thick as two short planks, I could lure them both into a trap so easily and then when they have fallen for my trap I could pounce at a moments notice and take them both out. My intelligence and wrestling knowledge will see me through.

Mark Simpson: But you've got to remember you're just a women and you'll be up against two behemoths.

Magenta: With my wrestling ability I'll come through. After all the current EHWC world champion is Barbi and I'm way better than her. So therefore I can't see a problem.

Mark Simpson: So you two are pretty confident then.

Sabre: You're damn right we are. In fact I've never been so confident about a match in my entire life, because I just know that we have our opponents number.

Mark Simpson: How do you respond to Hammer's words that you might get tortured to death in the match?

Sabre: They are just the meaningless words of a simpleton. His words means absolutely nothing to me or to anyone else because let's face it he is a talentless goon. The fans care more about Ryan Trent 3rd cousin than they care about Hammer, so his word are nothing and he in nothing because as little as his words count, his action count for even less as you'll see when I square off against him on Chaos.

Mark Simpson: Okay what about Assassin's words that nothing you will do will have any effect on him.

Magenta: That's just a total load of BS. Everything Sabre and I do on Assassin will have a great effect on him. You see Mark, Assassin has a very low threshold of pain so therefore even a hiptoss or a armdrag from Sabre will hurt him a lot, and if a sabrecrusher or a magentacrusher should hit you might as well forget about it as he'll be totally out of it. Everything we do will cause him great pain and will also cause Hammer great pain. In fact they will spend the entire match in pain and probably the next few weeks as well.

Mark Simpson: Well I've got a few good quotes from you so far but have you any final words before your match.

Sabre: Yes I do Mark. At Chaos, you will see the start of mine and Magenta's EHWC career, you will also see why we are both so highly regarded in the wrestling world as we smash, bash and thrash Assassin and Hammer into their ultimate oblivion, and then once all that is said and done for the first time on EHWC television. You will someone getting sabreized.

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