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When the scene opens we can see a big Rolls Royce driving towards Toronto Airport. The numberplate on the car says Sabre 1 so therefore it is pretty safe to assume that this is Sabre's car. The camera then changes from the one outside the car to one inside the car. Here we can see Sabre and Magenta sitting inside what to be a very luxurious interior. With exquisite leather seats and mahogany panelling it is a sight to behold. Also just in front of them in an already opened large bottle of champagne sitting inside an ice bucket. Magenta gets two glasses out of a side cabinet whilst Sabre picks up the champage bottle and pours some of the contents in the glasses. Magenta then gives him one of the glasses to Sabre and keeps one for her self. They then both do a toast.
Both: To the first ever EHWC tag team champions.
They both take a large swig of champagne before Sabre begins to speak.
Sabre: Man after that huge victory over Assassin and Hammer do we ever deserve a glass of some fine champagne.
Magenta: I think after that impressive win we deserve a whole magnum of the stuff. I just can't believe how good we were in that ring, we took all of Assassin and Hammers best shots and still managed to totally humble them by taking them both out at the same time with a synchronised sabre and magenta crusher.
Sabre: Yes it was pretty damn spectacular, we really showed everyone what we can do, my sabrebomb on Hammer must have impressed everyone and those two sabreplexs will surely be talked about all week but what must have impressed everyone even more than those things was the way you handled yourself out there. Now it was a given that I would be able to take care of those two imbeciles as they can't match up with me in any area, speed, strength technical skill and intelligence etc. It surprised no one that I kicked the crap out of them but what must come as quite as surprise to people was the way you were able to deal with them. I had all the confidence in the world that you could get the job done because I know how great you are but everyone out there in television land might have had a little bit of scepticism as to how you would fare. After all Hammer and Assassin are huge guys. I'm sure a few people were worried that you might be overwhelmed by their sheer size, and thus be taken out in a most brutal manner. And they must have been really scared when Hammer held you ten feet in the air and threw you all the way to the arena floor. But you showed everyone what you are made of when you got back in the ring and kept on fighting eventually helping me to pick up our much-deserved victory. Surely after seeing your resiliency and you big time offensive talents these people will not doubt you any more and will know that you are more than capable of becoming a major player in the EHWC.
Magenta: Well it took everything I had to keep going after Hammer threw me over the top rope, but I knew I had to get back in the ring to help you out. So I dug deep, got back in there and started to kick some major ass. Hopefully doing that will have won over the those people who thought I couldn't survive at this level, and hopefully these people will cheer me to more success here.
Sabre: Well hopefully they'll have been won over, but I can tell you now a couple more performance like that one and they will definitely be won over. Anyway speaking of people been won over by our abilities it would seem our win has shown the Prez what we can do because he has booked us in the match for the vacant tag team at Highway to Hell.
Magenta: And since our match against Hammer and Assassin was only our first match here we must have really impressed him to be booked in such a huge match right at the beginning of our EHWC careers.
Sabre: And we'll impress him even further when we win those belts because I just can't see either of our two possible opponents stopping us from winning. For starters both our opponents will be totally worn out before they even face us, one member of either of the teams that could face us will have already wrestled twice and one member will have wrestled once. Now I'm sure all four men will claim that they have supreme fitness and that they can wrestler two or three times in one night. Well that might be true for fit guys like Burke and Middle but for slow plodding oafs like Assassin and Hammer that is simply not the case. If Assassin and Hammer get through to face us they will be so tired that we will despatch them in sheer seconds. Now if Burke and Middle get through to face us their fitness might help them a bit because I'm sure they can perform a few times a night but alas for them when there second or third opponents are two world class performers like you and I there fitness will not be enough and they will be vanquished.
Magenta: Well stamina might come into it but what I think will be the real determining factor in our tag team title match will be that we are simply better than both of our possible opponents. I think after our win on Chaos that it is just too obvious that we are better than Assassin and Hammer if those two win through we will definitely win the belts. We are just way too good for them. Even if we went into the match tired and they were totally fresh we would still win because we really are that much better than they are. And if Middle and Burke win through the win is as good as ours too. Middle and Burke hardly know each other, they will have no continuity at all. I bet they could barely pull off a double backdrop or a double suplex. Their lack of team skills will see them flounder against two people who've known each other for years. Plus individually neither of them are a match for either of us. Whilst they are both superb athletes they just don't have that little bit extra which makes people true superstars like you and I. So therefore I just can't see them beating us either. Let's face it Sabre those tag belts are as good as ours.
Sabre: I think you've got a point there. Neither team matches up to us do they. They both might as well give up their hopes of winning those tag belts because they will never get the better of us. Man I am just so full of confidence now. Those tag team titles are so close that I can almost smell them, I can't wait to put one of those belts around my well toned waist.
Magenta: Well you haven't got long to wait for that to happen because Highway to Hell is not long away now and when it comes whoever is unfortunate enough to face us will get their asses handed to them and we will definitely win those belts. .
Sabre and Magenta have another drink of champagne.
Sabre: We might as well put some more champagne on ice for Sunday because we'll be needing it to celebrate our win won't we.
Magenta: We sure will need it because our future success if just so obvious that a blind man can see it. Let's face it whoever we go up against is going to be sabreized.
The camera shot again returns to outside the car as it starts to speed off towards Toronto Airport. The scene then turns to black. |