The scene opens inside Sabre and Magenta's locker room in the Saddledome. It would seem that Sabre and Magenta must have good contacts in Calgary because they seem to have the best locker room in the building. Currently Sabre and Magenta are sitting down enjoying the sheer splendour of the room they are in. They are also both enjoying yet another glass on fine champagne.

Sabre: Man this champagne is mighty fine isn't it. This bottle must have definitely come from a vintage year.

Magenta: Yes I think it did, and believe me Sabre there is plenty more to drink both right now and after our inevitable tag team title victory at Highway to Hell.

Sabre: Well that's good because when we win those belts we are going to need gallons of the stuff for the victory party.

Magenta: And what a party it is going to be, lot of celebrities there ready to give us a pat on the back, some first class entertainment acts plus all the alcohol everyone can drink. It will be one hell of a bash.

Sabre: And so it should be because been the first ever EHWC tag team champions is going to one of the highlights of my already distinguished career . A career that has already seen me hold the OCW world title twice and the WWWP world title twice. Winning this title will definitely stand alongside those triumphs and thus it deserves to be honoured with one of my legendary parties.

Magenta: Well we should get planning it then, these parties don't plan themselves you know.

Sabre: There's no need for us to prepare the party I'll get someone else to organise the bash all we have to do to get ready for the party is make sure we win those damn belts. And given our talents and our pedigree and the fact that both our possible opponents are not up to our standard we will win the belts. As we have already shown Hammer and Assassin are way below us, and while Middle and Burke come clo se they won't be able to get the job done against us either. I've got to that Middle has always impressed me. When I was kicking his ass in the WWWP he always put in great performances. And what I've seen of Mr Burke here in EHWC has also impressed me. He certainly has a lot of ability in the ring, and by the looks of it he has a lot of ring craft too. But even with all that ability they just won't have enough to beat us. And that is because we have something which not many wrestlers have. We have something which separates great wrestlers like Middle and Burke from Legends like you and I. And that is that we simply refuse to lose. No matter what price we have to pay we just will not let ourselves be beaten. Middle and Burke might have very high fresh holds of pain, and they may be very resilient but they have their limits. They will get to a level of pain when they will simply be able to take no more and then will be defeated.

Magenta: Well against us they will reach that level of pain. When we hit them with every weapon under the sun, and then they will get hit by either a sabrecrusher or a magentacrusher they will be in so much pain that they simply capitulate to us and then the belts will be ours.

Sabre: It's going to so beautiful isn't it. You and I with the belts around our waists and our hands raised in victory. It will be a sight to behold and almost certainly a sight which will be repeated many a time in the future.

Just as soon as Sabre has finished saying this there is a knock on the door.

Sabre: Come in and make yourself at home.

The door opens and in walks EHWC reporter Mark Simpson.

Sabre: Sit down Mark and have a glass of champers on me.

Mark sits down on a leather chair near where Sabre and Magenta are sitting.

Mark Simpson: Well for thanks for the offer of the drink but I'll have to decline I don't think the President would like it if I drunk on the job.

Magenta: I don't think he'd mind, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would object to someone having one drink.

Mark Simpson: Well okay then I'll have one. I just hope I don't regret it.

Sabre: Good Good Mark I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Sabre pours Mark a glass and Mark not been the world's most refined man downs it in one. And then lets out a huge burp.

Sabre: Bloody Hell that was quick, you're supposed to savour alcohol of this quality and you're not supposed to emit wind in front of a lady. That's rude.

Mark Simpson: Sorry about that, I always drink alcohol quickly and after I've drank it I always get gas.

Sabre: Well I'll let you off this once, but next time I give you a drink I'll probably have to make it a glass of cheap plonk and then I'll have to get Magenta to stick her fingers in her ears. Anyway now you're here and you've had you're drink what do you want?

Mark Simpson: Well a few questions would be nice.

Magenta: Go right ahead Mark, but before you ask any questions, let me tell you now that most of our answers will revolve around us telling you how much better we are than Hammer, Assassin, Middle and Burke and how at Highway to Hell we will win the tag belts no matter who we face.

Mark Simpson: Well Paul Middle didn't seem to agree those sentiments when he was speaking earlier he seemed to be pretty confident that he and Joe Burke would get passed Assassin and Hammer and then go on to beat you two to claim the belts.

Sabre: Well I think he is right to say that he and Joe will get past Hammer and Assassin, because I just can't see those two buffoons getting beating any team let alone a team which posses the talent of Middle and Burke, but as for his assertion that he and Joe will beat Magenta and I he couldn't be further from the truth could he. Magenta and I are just to good of a team for anyone to overcome us. Our teamwork is second to none, from spiked sabredrivers to powerplexs to double Indian deathlocks we can do it all in there. Very few teams have ever had the continuity which we posses and none have ever possessed our individual brilliance. And it is because of those why we are destined to win those tag belts no matter how much resistance Bad Intentions decide to put up.

Mark Simpson: Well what about Middle's tag team experience against you. In the WWWP a team he was competing in beat a team you were competing in. That experience might lead him to victory.

Sabre: It will do no such thing, because all the experience in the world wouldn't be enough for him to be able to beat me. He just doesn't have the ability to be able to pin me.

Mark Simpson: But during Middle's last speech he made a quick recap of your history in the WWWP and he pointed out that he had beat you and all you the members of the stable you were in.

Sabre: Well that might be true but what he fails to point out is that during no point in our WWWP careers did he ever pin me or make me submit. And that was because he just didn't have the power to beat me, he just couldn't inflict enough pain on me to pin me. I was always just way too strong for him. And even though he never pinned me I sure as hell pinned him. He felt the full force of a sabrecrusher and went down for a 1,2,3. Similarly Burke will also lack the strength needed to keep me down for a three count, in fact he won't even come close to doing it, and he won't come close to pinning Magenta either. But when it comes to pinning them we will have no such problem, my power and Magenta's skill gives us the ability to take them out at any time and mark my words Mark we will certainly do that at some point because we just too damn awesome.

Mark Simpson: Well if you win can I come to the victory party. I heard it was going to be one hell of a bash.

Magenta: What do you mean if we win, it is when we win, because we will definitely win and in the process of which anyone who is facing us will be totally sabreized.

Scene fades to black.