The scene opens just outside the main entrance of the Saddledome. As the camera moves around the area we can many EHWC fans all anxious to see there wrestling heroes. Amongst these fans many Sabre and Magenta banners can be seen. Signs such as Sabre rules the world, Magenta will you marry me and Sabre #1 can be seen amongest the many fans. There are very few banners for all the other EHWC wrestlers so it would seem in this large group of fans that Sabre and Magenta are the most popular wrestlers in the fed. After pausing on the fans for a few moments, the camera moves round a bit more, eventually no more fans can be seen and instead we can see the two people who might well be the first ever EHWC tag team champions. Those people of course being Sabre and Magenta. As soon as the camera is focused on them, Sabre begins to speak.

 

Sabre: Well Magenta I'm a little bit confused, I really thought after all I'd accomplished in wrestling that I would definitely be considered a legend. After winning two OCW world titles, two WWWP world titles, being a member of the WWWP hall of fame and winning several other titles as well I thought I would definitely be considered to be right up there amongst the sports elite. But according to Paul Middle I'm not a legend, hell he says I'm not even a wrestling superstar. I think most of the fans out respect my ability as a wrestling and respect the way I handle myself out of the ring, but according to Middle no one knows who I am. I am just so confused I don't know whether to trust my on judgements on my ability or accept Middle's opinions.

 

Magenta: Come on Sabre I think we all know the answer to that. You re opinions are definitely right. After all your accomplishments you are definitely a legend. You are right up there with Flair, Hogan, Sammartino, Thesz and Andre the Giant. And all the fans love you too, Middle is the one who has no fame, he is the one who can walk through a shopping mall and not have a single person ask him for an autograph. The only reason why he said that stuff about you is because he's jealous. Jealous because you have accomplished way more than he has throughout his career, jealous because he has never had any success with women whilst you have groupies trying to get into your hotel room at all hours of the night. Jealous because he will never be as successful as you, and most of all he is jealous because he knows we will win the tag team titles at Highway to Hell and he will have his ass kicked. Jealously is the only reason why he made those comments. In reality he knows and every wrestling fan knows that you are one awesome competitor.

 

Sabre pauses for a few moments of thought.

 

Sabre: Magenta, you're so right, thanks for clearing that up for me. Middle has always been jealous of me, ever since I put his lights out with a sabrecrusher the first time we met in the ring he always been envious of me. I guess with his recent comments you can tell that his jealousy is starting to get the better of him, but all his jealousy will do him no good, because all it will do is inspire me to beat him more severely than I was going to do before.

 

Magenta: Well I'm glad I've put your mind at rest, but why don't we put it at rest a bit more by asking a few of the fans what they think of you and what they think of Middle and Burke.

 

Sabre: Great idea Magenta, let's do that straightaway.

 

Sabre and Magenta leave there present location and walk towards a random group of friends. As the approach them a few fans get on there knees and start bowing and saying we're not worthy a lá Wayne and Garth out of Wayne's World. After doing this for about half a minute the fans stop doing this and get op onto their feet. When they do this Sabre is able to speak to them.

 

Sabre: Hi fans.

 

Some Fans: Hi Sabre, Hi Magenta.

 

Sabre: So I take it you know who I am them.

 

Fan 1: Of course we do you're one of the best competitors in the history of wrestling. And my favourite wrestler in EHWC.

 

Sabre: Well thanks for that, so would you consider me to be a legend.

 

Fan 2: Definitely, you are after all the Ultimate Fighting Machine, you have kicked the asses of so many top wrestlers that you can only considered to be one of the greats.

 

Sabre: Well that's enough about me, I am a modest man after all. What about Magenta do you think she is a legend too.

 

Fan 3: Well from what I've seen she's one hell of a grappler. She is defiantly a world wide superstar.

 

Magenta: Well thanks for that, but what about Burke and Middle what do you think of them.

 

Fan 4: What the infamous Nineteenth Century British Serial Killers more often know as the body snatchers.

 

Sabre: No that was Burke and Hare, I want to know what you think of Burke and Middle.

 

Fan 5: Oh you mean The Nineteenth Century Australian explorers,

 

Magenta: No that was Burke and Wills.

 

Fan 6: Well you must mean Middlesbrough Football club's Left and right wingers from the late 1980's.

 

Sabre: No I definitely don't mean them, that was Burke and Ripley.

 

Fan 7: Well you must mean those two wrestlers then, those two wrestlers who if they get past Assassin and Hammer will get there asses totally kicked by you two.

 

Sabre: Yes they are the two fellas I was referring too.

 

Fan 7: Oh they suck, they are no where near as good as you two. Middle is just like a little boy who is totally out of his depth and Burke is just some fancy Dan flash in the pan. Who won' be able to pick up the victories when he actually has to go in there against someone who has ability. I think those two won't last five minutes against you. Mind you that 4 minutes 57 seconds longer than Assassin and Hammer will last if they manage to get through to face you. Because those two big galoots suck even more than Burke and Middle. They really are the lowest of the low.

 

Sabre: Well thanks for your opinions fans, you know that we find them all really important, but we've got to go now to get ready for our obvious victory against either Assassin and Hammer or Middle and Burke.

 

Fan 8: Couldn't you sign a few autographs before you go it would mean a lot to us fans.

 

Sabre: It would be our pleasure. We love to make sure that the fans are happy.

 

Sabre and Magenta sign many an autograph for the fans, leaving the fans very happy. When they are done they bid fare well to the fans and go back to the secluded spot where they began the scene. When they get there Magenta begins to speak.

 

Magenta: Well I think it's pretty obvious to see that the fans definitely do know who you are, and that they also think you are a legend.

 

Sabre: Well if the fans believe it to be true, then I guess it must be. I must really be amongst the sports elite, and Paul Middle and his little chum Joe Burke must be below me in terms in wrestling ability. And that being the case if we meet them at Highway to Hell you can be rest assured that both those two guys will definitely end up being sabreized, and you and I will end up being the first ever EHWC tag team champions.

 

Scene fades to black.