The scene opens inside Sabre and Magenta palatial style locker room, at the moment both Sabre and Magenta are in the room. Magenta is doing a few stretches in the process of which she is shown all of the EWF fans that she possesses a rather fine body. Meanwhile Sabre is watching a monitor, the monitor is showing Darkwing's latest promo. After a few moments of watching the monitor Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: I've got to admit it Magenta, from what I've seen of Da rkwing he seems to have the kind of intensity, passion and drive that few in this business possess. And because of those qualities I have no doubt that at some point in the future our paths will have to cross if I want to get to the top in this fed.

Magenta suddenly stops doing her stretches and walks over towards Sabre.

Magenta: Sabre I think you've got to get your priorities right here, while it might be true that you and Darkwing will meet in the ring at some point down the line to see who is number one on the Breakaway roster, that isn't going to happen this week is it. This week you're up against Mr Fozz in a street fight so I think you should concentrate on him instead.

Sabre: Don't worry Magenta, I'm not entirely stupid, I have been doing my homework on Mr Fozz, and I have been training for him. I would have by now that you'd know me better by now, I would have thought you'd know that I never overlook any opponent. Even if I was going up against Aldo Montoya, Alex 'The Pug' Porteau or The Shockmaster I'd still be given it my all to ensure that I not only beat them, but I made myself look as good as possible in the process of doing so.

Magenta: Well if that the case what have you found out about Mr Fozz then.

Sabre: Not that much Magenta, I wasn't able to find any tapes of any previous matches, and I can tell you now Magenta I looked high and low to find some tapes, but there just weren't any to find. So I'm thinking either he's a rookie or he's extremely crafty and had all the tapes of his matches destroyed.

Magenta: Well that doesn't give you a lot to go on does it.

Sabre: No it doesn't does it .

Magenta: Well what about his background then, did you do any research on that.

Sabre: Once again my background search came up blank, I had a good look to see if I could come up with any history on th e guy, but there wasn't any to find. Not even one scrap of information.

Magenta: He seems to be covering his tracks quite well doesn't he.

Sabre: He sure does, making sure I can't get any information on him, and therefore giving himself a huge advantage in the match because I'll have to go into the unknown when I face him, but he will know everything about me, because my career history is freely available for everyone to see.

Magenta: Aren't there any facts at all you know about him.

Sabre: Well there are one or two things I know about him having seen a quick bio on him. Firstly I'll have a huge weight advantage on him and a good height advantage too. He only weighs in at 220 pounds and he is only 6 feet 1 tall. So unless he's careful and has a good level of ability, I could probably crush him and then sabrecrush him no problem at all.

Magenta: Anything else?

Sabre: After looking at his height and weight I had a look at his hometown and ring attire. Looking at these two things would normally be quite useless, but in Mr Fozz's case I think they give a clue as to his character.

Magenta: Explain.

Sabre: Well he's from Sunderland isn't he.

Magenta: And.

Sabre: And he wears a Newcastle United top to the ring, and as everyone from England knows if you're a Newcastle supporter living in Sunderland, you're either mad, you've got a deathwish or you're one hard bastard. Now I'm not sure which one of those categories Mr Fozz belongs in, but no matter which one he does, any time he goes out in Sunderland wearing his Newcastle top he's going to get into a fight isn't he. And that will mean he has a lot of experience in street fights, which might give him an advantage going into our fight. Well it would give me an advantage if I hadn't fought so many hardcore matches and street fights in the past, anyway I'm guessing that he'll know how to handle himself when things start to get a bit rough, and I'm also guessing that his expertise in street fighting will probably mean that I won't be able to push him around quite as easily as I'd like to.

Magenta: That's not much to go on is it, are you sure you have nothing else on him.

Sabre: Well I could only think of one more thing, and that is his choice of entrance music. It would seem from his choice of song that he is a fan of boy bands.

Magenta: I can't see that making a difference.

Sabre: Well probably not, but it might indicate that he has some girly tendencies.

Magenta: What's wrong with girly tendencies?

Sabre: Nothing at all Magenta, I just though I'd point it out.

Magenta: Is that everything then.

Sabre: Yes that's it. I can't think of anything else.

Magenta: So you're telling me all you've found out is that he's smaller than you, he might be able to handle himself in street fights and he like boy bands.

Sabre: As I've already said that's all I've got on him.

Magenta: I thought you said you'd done your homework on him.

Sabre: I have done my homework. It took me ages to get all of that.

M agenta: Bollocks, finding all that stuff out probably took you about you two minutes, and then you spent the rest of your time when you should have been preparing looking in the mirror telling yourself how good you look.

Sabre: I've done no such thing. I've spent loads of time in the gym and I've spent loads of time in the practice ring.

Magenta: Well you better had because if you have been wasting your time, and you lose the match, I'll kick your ass as soon as you get back to the locker room.

Sabre: Well I've got nothing to fear there then, because Mr Fozz has less chance of beating me as Newcastle have of winning the Champions League this season. I am totally determined to get my EWF career off to the best possible start and against Mr Fozz I'll do just that when I make sure he is totally and utterly Sabreized and I make sure everyone knows why I am the Ultimate Fighting Machine. Anyway Miss Smarty Pants, if you know so much about getting ready for matches what have you done to prepare for Ivory and Lita.

Magenta: I've been working on my match non stop ever since I knew it was booked. I've looked at tapes of my opponents, looked at scouting reports and asked around all the wrestling journalists what they think about Lita and Ivory. And with all that information I've managed to produce detailed files about all their strengths and weaknesses. I think with all the research I've done on them I can predict almost everything they are going to do in the ring, and it is that level of preparation along with my numerous skills which will enable me to pick up the win.

Sabre: Well aren't we little Miss Prepared.

Magenta: I'm only doing what I have to, to make sure I win the match, and I think you should be doing the same.

Sabre: Ok I'll look into Mr Fozz's abilities in a little bit more depth then but just don't nag me about it will you.

Magenta: It's for your own good Sabre, I want you to win all your matches, and I can see a way of helping you then I'll do it.

Sabre: I appreciate your help Magenta, and your advice is always spot on, but come on I don't want to spend all 24 hours of the day getting ready for the match, I want some time to relax.

Magenta: Sabre you've got to be thinking about your matches all the time, we\'re in the EWF now, there are no pushovers here, so you've always got to be ready for all your opponents. Now I know I'm ready for Ivory and Lita and I don't want you letting the side down against Mr Fozz so why don't you go and have another look for some more information on him.

Sabre: Okay if it'll make you happy I will, but it will mean I have to miss the rerun of the A-Team which was just about to start on the TV.

Magenta: I think your match is more important than the on going adventures of Hannibal Smith and Co.

Sabre: Okay I get the message Magenta, I'm off to get that info, not that I really need it now, because missing the A-Team will give me even more incentive to kick the Hell out of Mr Fozz at Tear Away , incentive to make sure I get my EWF career off to the best possible start and that is by almost decapitating Mr Fozz with the biggest Sabrecrusher ever seen and picking up the 1,2,3.

Sabre leaves the room with a disgruntled look on his face, as he does this Magenta starts doing some more stretches as she does these the scene fades to black.