The scene opens inside of Sabre and Magenta's locker room, as the camera moves around the room we can see Sabre and sitting on a leather arm chair wearing just a pair of shorts. Magenta is sitting on a similar chair although unfortunately for the male viewers she is wearing more clothes than Sabre. Next to Sabre is a table, on the table is an ice bucket, which is unsurprisingly full of ice. Sabre reaches into the ice bucket and pulls out a big piece of ice, he then holds the ice next to groin. A slight grimace appears on his face as he does this, but a few moments later he is ready to speak.

Sabre: My god Magenta how many low blows did I receive at Tear Away?

Magenta: God knows, but it did seem like a lot. Both Mr Fozz and Darkwing were handing them out left right and centre to you.

Sabre is still holding the ice to his groin.

Sabre: Magenta I'm sorry to tell you, I don't think my wedding tackle will ever be the same again, and it's all Darkwing and Mr Fozz's fault, and for that they will both have to pay. Those two should know that I'm extra sensitive around that area, especially with my 12-inch pork sabre. Even the slightest contact can leave me in immense pain, so to get deliberately low blowed on numerous occasions, is just way too much to take.

Magenta: It's just your bad luck that your so well endowed, because a normal sized man won't have been so badly effected by all those low blows and probably wouldn't have been beaten by Darkwing in the Gauntlet match.

Sabre: Of course they would have beaten him, especially as I was doing so well against Darkwing up until that point. I was beating him from pillar to post, and I had the 1000 years of pain locked in. He was screaming in agony when I had that hold applied and I could sense he was just about to tap, but then that cheep slapper Lita had to come down to the ring and stick her nose in my business so I had to break the hold. But even after breaking the hold I'm sure once you got Lita away from the ring that I could beat Darkwing, but no he had to go and hit me in my crown jewels and that was that. Where's the bloody ref when you need him, he was probably looking at your ass or something, the dirty little pervert when he should have been disqualifying Darkwing. And you know what makes me doubly mad Magenta, if I'd beat Darkwing it would have all been plain sailing from there. There wasn't a single other person in the gauntlet including the worthless piece of shite Ryan Trent who could even come close to beating me, so I would have won the world title, and right now I'd be sitting here over the moon, instead of being sick as a parrot, and it's all because of Darkwings cheating.

Magenta: Well don't worry about getting back at Lita, I' ll take care of her for you. There is definitely another Magentacrusher with her name on.

Sabre: Good, Good Magenta I knew I could count on you, anyway if you take care of Lita, that leaves me to get back at Darkwing and Mr Fozz.

Magenta: Isn't it bit harsh to want revenge on Mr Fozz, after all your match with him was a street fight, so low blows were legal.

Sabre: Yes Magenta I know it was legal, but it still bloody hurt, and that move did the initial damage which let Darkwing capitalise on it later on. So by my recokoning he has to pay the price just as much as Darkwing, and let me tell you now Magenta, he will pay the price, because the beating I handed out to him in the street fight will be nothing compared to what I'm going to him and Darkwing when I get my hands on them next.

Magenta: Well make sure you give them both a extra big sabrecrusher from me when you get your revenge.

Sabre: Oh don't worry Magenta I will.

Magenta: Well that's the negative aspects of Tearaway discussed, I think it woul d be for the best if we discussed the positive aspects instead.

Sabre: Well there were many positive aspects weren't they, first I absolutely destroyed Mr Fozz, and then I made sure he left the arena on a stretcher which was a nice touch, and then until the low blow I totally dominated Darkwing, and since Darkwing is the TV champ and the one half of the tag team champs, I think it's a given that I could win either of those two belts any time I wanted too, Also the new world champ is an total loser who I've beaten numerous times in other feds so I could have that belt at any time too. So although I'm not the world champ things are certainly looking up for me, and in the not too distant future things could start to look very good for me.

Magenta: Well things were good for me too, I broke Ivory's nose, which was nice. I pinned Lita with a beautiful Dragon Suplex and I even beat a man who weighed twice as much as me, so things are looking great for me too.

Sabre: You're not wrong there Magenta, you were great at Tear Away, and I have no doubt you can only get better.

Magenta: Well that's what I think, and this week I will get better my beating up and then pinning the Road Dogg in my match on Breakaway.

Sabre: I can't see any problems for you in that match, yes he's a man, so he'll be a lot heavier than you and stronger, but the Road Dogg's best days are long gone, while you're in your prime so I think you'll be able to take him out with no problems. Especially when you consider that he's never been the sharpest knife in the draw, so you should easily be able to out think him, and find a way of picking up the win.

Magenta: I can't see a problem with him, and I can't see any problems for you in your triple threat match with Rey Mysterio Junior and Kid Kaos either.

Sabre: There' ll be no problems at all, I saw enough at Tear Away, to see that neither of these men is a viable threat to me, Rey Rey, got his ass handed to him by Taz, and since I'm at least 100 times better than Taz, that means Rey Mysterio is going down and going down big time, when he sets foot into the ring with me. And as for Kid Kaos, he didn't do very well against Dreadford did he. I didn't see a single thing in that match for good old KK that would have me even the slightest bit worried. He just showed nothing at all in the ring, If I was him I would have been embarrassed by that performance, it was for want of a better word, shit. So I just can't see either him or Rey Junior causing me all problems at all in the match and thus it should be an easy win.

Magenta: Just go in there and give them hell, then just watch them capitulate and submit to your vastly superior ability. That's my advice for you.

Sabre: And that's exactly what I'm going to do. You see Magenta I only have one real goal in this match and that is to look as good as possible on the way to my inevitable win. Because if I win in style then surely the Prez has got to stop booking me in meaningless matches like this one and start giving me the title shots which I rightfully deserve.

Magenta: Well if you want to do that I would suggest you stop talking about it, and start getting ready for the match, so go and hit the gym you lazy bastard so you can make sure you are 110 percent for the match.

Sabre puts down the ice which he was still holding to his groin, he then gets to his feet.

Sabre: Okay I'm going, but only if you promise to give me a nice massage afterwards so that I can get all my stress out from being so angry about all those low blows.

Magenta: Okay I suppose so.

Sabre then sets off to leave the room with a smile on his face. The scene then fades to black.