The scene opens in what looks like a small cinema, luckily though the lights are on in this cinema so what can we see what’s going on here. As the camera moves around we can see that there are three rows of six seats in this cinema, each of the seats looks like it’s definitely at the top range in the world of cinema seats as each seat looks very spacious and luxurious and there is plenty of leg room too. Right in the middle of the sets of seats in seats three and four of the second row sit Sabre and Magenta both looking like they are very comfortable indeed and definitely ready for a good night’s film viewing, the fact that Sabre has a large box of pop corn next to him and a huge glass of coke would also suggest that this could be a bit of a marathon viewing session. However there is one noticeable thing missing from the scene, and that is the fact that there in no screen in this cinema so how on earth are Sabre and Magenta going to watch anything when there isn’t a screen to watch it on. The answer to this question is soon answered when Sabre is seen grabbing a remote control. When he presses a button on this remote control a huge screen descends from the ceiling, and slowly lowers to the place where you’d expect a cinema screen to be.

Sabre: Don’t you just love gadgets, and when you’ve got as much money as me you can have a whole house full of them. In fact you can have five houses full of them, because my immense wealth has enabled me to buy five houses or should I say mansions around the world. Of course I could have more than five, but I choose not to, because I’m not greedy. Anyway back to the point, let me introduce you to my personal home cinema in my humble fifty room mansion in Florida, which city in Florida I’m not going to tell you, because I don’t want any of you filthy disgusting fans coming anywhere near my house, of course my main mansion back over in England is at least three times the size of this one, and my home cinema in that house is twice the size of this one, but this little house serves my purposes over here so I’ll keep it for the time being. Anyway what am I doing here you might ask, well let me enlighten you, Magenta and I are here right now to watch a film, and this is not just any film, it’s a very special film, in facts it’s so special that it shouldn’t have been made at all, and the person who made it might live to regret it in the not to distant future. Now of course I could have just showed you this film on some monitor in the stadium where Magenta and I will be competing in next Saturday, but quite frankly after going up to Minneapolis last Monday to do an interview and seeing how awful that place was I just had to get out of there and come back to the refuge of my humble abode. Anyway enough of the chat let me show you all the film.

Sabre presses another button on his remote control and the lights dim in the room, the screen then turns on and starts to show action from the last edition of HSW Shocker, the action on screen which we can see is the bit where Assassin sneaks up on Sabre and hits him with a chair. After the chair shot, the screen turns off and lights go back to normal. When they do this Sabre begins to speak again.

Sabre: That was bloody awful wasn’t it, all the major reviewers are giving that one two thumbs down. And who can blame them it was scandalous that that piece of garbage was ever made. And I’ll tell you all now Assassin and his little buddy El Nutso are going to regret ever making it. And when I say they’re going to regret it, I mean there careers are forfeit because of the intense beat down that I’ll give them when I eventually get my hands on them. My debut last week was going so brilliantly. I shocked the world when I unmasked, I laid a brilliant ambush on Dysfunctional and then Magenta and I gave everyone an exhibition in tag team wrestling when we crushed The Veteran and Chuck Ortiz. But all those great things were ruined the moment Assassin came along and gave me that cheap shot with the chair. True he might not have come anywhere near actually hurting me with it, but he just completely ruined the night’s atmosphere didn’t he. And for that he is going to have to pay a heavy price. Even though I hate the guy I almost hope Dysfunctional win on Saturday, so I can get my hands on him as soon as possible at the pay per view. Because I can think of no better way of getting my revenge than beating Assassin to a bloody pulp at the pay per view and stopping him from getting the tag belts that he so desperately wants to get his hands on.

Magenta has been quiet up to now still feigning disgust at the chair shot Assassin give to Sabre on the last edition of Shocker but now it’s her time to speak.

Magenta: Mind you though if we want to get our revenge on Assassin at the pay per view we have to beat Team Shit on Saturday don’t we.

Sabre: Like we’ll have any difficulty doing that, those two losers are just a pair of make weights in this tournament, as soon as they go up against some true talent they’ll go down faster than a cheap whore.

Magenta: You’re not wrong there, those two are nothing, we might as well have a bye in this round.

Sabre: You’ve got that right, those two have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You only have to look at their team name to see how bad they are, and how unintelligent they must be. I wonder how they came up with that name, perhaps they were having a team meeting in a toilet because they were such poor wrestlers that their previous boss didn’t think they were worthy of a proper locker room and after an hour of thinking they couldn’t come up with a name, so one of them took a look in one of the toilet bowls, saw that it was full of poo, and decided that would be a good thing to have his team named after. To me that just shows that they are completely clueless bastards because only a pair of retards would name themselves after a lump of faeces. But Magenta the unintelligent drivel doesn’t stop there, The Pebble has actually named his finishing move after a slang word for diarrhoea. God is this man ever fixated by shit, does he have a mental age of twelve or something, or has he just got no imagination. To be honest though it doesn’t really matter either way, because this Saturday he’s getting in the ring with us, and that means that he’s going down.

Magenta: And his partner X3 doesn’t get much better does he, Meleza Draven was right this man despite all his protests is definitely named after his love for cartoon pornography. He claims that he watched one such film once, well in my mind that’s more than enough to make him a complete pervert. But I know for a fact that he watches that shit all the time, I was speaking to a HSW cleaner the other day and after reprimanding her for doing such a terrible job of our locker room, can you believe she actually left one speck of dust in the place, in my mind she should get sacked for such incompetencey, anyway after reprimanding her she told me that once when she went into Team Shit’s locker room to clean it, and when she got in there she saw the rather unpleasant sight of X3 with his pants round his ankles watching some of that cartoon porn stuff, she also noted that there were lots of other videos around him each of which said cartoon porn on the label, She says she ran out of the room straight away so she doesn’t know what he was up to, but if you ask me it wouldn’t take a genius to guess what he was doing.

Sabre: I heard the same story, and I guarantee you that it’s all true and we haven’t made it up ourselves.

Magenta: So it would seem that X3 is too busy being a pervert to get ready for our match.

Sabre: Mind you Magenta, would it really matter if was getting ready for the match, every performance I’ve seen from those two guys ever since we got here has been totally woeful. What they’re doing in a big time federation like this is totally beyond me, because big time players like us could have people like them for breakfast and still have more than enough space left over to take out a team like Dysfunctional. Team Shit should just turn on Saturday knowing that they are going to lose and lose badly. Hell I can’t even see them lasting ten seconds with they go toe to toe with The Ultimate Fighting Machine. So they had better get ready for pain, they had better get ready to be completely and utterly sabreized. Now Magenta enough of talking about Team Shit, men of such low class deserve no more of my time, so let’s get back to watching some more films, now we’ve seen one that got two thumbs down so why don’t we watch a film that got two thumbs up like the night where I won the OCW world title.

Magenta: Good choice but I’d rather see the match where you and I won the EHWC tag team titles.

Sabre: Good choice, because after all in two weeks time we’ll be winning some more tag team gold, so let’s go with that one.

Sabre presses another button on the remote control he’s still holding and the lights dim again, the screen then starts to show Sabre and Magenta in action in another wrestling fed, when it does this the scene ends.